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This user matches Bart Simpson best: loud, chaotic, and affectionately menacing in a way that’s more theatrical than truly harmful. They lean into mock-violence and dramatics like calling themselves a “Professional executioner” and tweeting things such as “lias public execution in 15 minutes btw” and “FOLLOW FISSIONOOMF OR I WILL FIND YOU AND STORE YOU IN MY BASEMENT”, which fits Bart’s prankster edge. Their timeline is full of hyperactive fandom energy and mischief, like sacrificing people for uploads in “ok ive been sacrificing people for wemmbu uploads but i want a spoke upload now” and threatening UU Twitter in “i feel a wemmbu upload and if there isnt one i will pull the stasis of half of uutwt”. Underneath the chaos, there’s a softer, more sincere side—wanting to be whimsical like Jumper in “all i want in life is to be as joyous and whimsical as jumper” and stressing over exams in “bro i have a biology practical exam and im here thinking how cartwings will escape the law”—which is very Bart when his vulnerability shows. The mix of mischief, big emotions, fandom obsession, and occasional heart-on-sleeve moments strongly aligns them with Bart rather than a more serious character like Lisa or calmer figures like Marge.

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Student + UU/Lifesteal enjoyer | once paused bio revision to theorycraft how Cartwings escapes the LAW | vegetarian, Diet Coke enthusiast, occasionally sane– @DaRealRexinald

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The Wemmbu Upload Panic is a chaotic, fizzy mocktail that hits your system like a sudden notification storm. Its base is a bright, over-caffeinated spiced citrus soda to match the all‑caps hyperfixation energy of lines like “gshwj3u2isj3hdjjfrhhdbfjajchdjzAjsjJshahahsuajxhajAAAYEUWUDHWHAHDHE HE UPLAODK3D” and “i feel a wemmbu upload and if there isnt one i will pull the stasis of half of uutwt so just be prepared”. A Diet cola reduction nods to “DIET COKE NECTAR OF THE GODS”, giving it the dramatic, over-the-top worship they reserve for their favorite comfort drinks and creators. The honey-mustard rim is a playful reference to “OOH HONEY MUSTARD”, adding sweet-tangy optimism that mirrors their joy over uploads like “LIFE IS GOOD JARON UPLOADED YAYYYYYYYYYYY”. A micro‑dash of cilantro-infused salt spritz represents the little annoyances and dramatic threats in tweets like “IF I SEE ANOTHER W*LBUR FAN ON TL IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE” and their own admission, “cilantro oh my god i hate cilantro”—you’re not supposed to love it, but it makes the chaos interesting. Finally, cherry syrup "totem pop" drops sink to the bottom and burst as you drink, a nod to their Minecraft/lifesteal fixation and stories like “i killed my friend on an smp when i had basically infinite resources…”, turning every sip into a tiny, dramatic lore event.

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Rexinald is loud, impulsive, and thrives on chaotic bravado, which aligns strongly with Gryffindor. They jokingly position themself as an executioner and threatener in an over-the-top, performative way, like calling for a "lias public execution" in “lias public execution in 15 minutes btw” and saying “FOLLOW FISSIONOOMF OR I WILL FIND YOU AND STORE YOU IN MY BASEMENT”, which suggests a dramatic, fearless persona more than quiet calculation. Their willingness to loudly curse out a fandom space in “IF I SEE ANOTHER W*LBUR FAN ON TL IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE” shows a tendency to stand up for their tastes and boundaries in a fiery, confrontational way. They also repeatedly swear bold, high-stakes oaths on creators’ lives to ‘force’ uploads, such as “On ashswag's life spoke upload by weekend” and “ON MANEPEARS LIFE WEMMBU UPLOAD IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS”, reflecting impulsivity and a love of dramatic, courageous gestures. Even when stressed, they are transparent and expressive about their feelings in “im gonna log off rn im feeling stressed :(”, which fits the emotionally open, heart-on-sleeve nature of many Gryffindors. Overall, their boldness, theatrical aggression-as-bit, and instinct to loudly champion their interests make Gryffindor the best fit.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures loud, chaotic teen energy, school stress, and a mix of humor and frustration. They’re constantly oscillating between being overwhelmed by exams and hyperfixated on UU lore, like when they say “bro i have a biology practical exam and im here thinking how cartwings will escape the law and who pulled spoke's stasis help”. Their timeline is full of intense, all‑caps reactions and dramatic threats played as jokes, such as “IF I SEE ANOTHER W*LBUR FAN ON TL IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE” and “ok ive been sacrificing people for wemmbu uploads”, which matches the song’s exaggerated rebellious vibe. They also openly drop #loredrop details like being vegetarian and their age in a tongue‑in‑cheek way, e.g. “current age 1”, reflecting the song’s sarcastic take on youth. Overall, Teenagers fits their loud online persona, school‑era stress, and dramatic, jokey way of expressing anger and excitement.

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