Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for creators like Wemmbu and UU, e.g. all-caps excitement in “HE UPLAODK3D” and repeated upload hype.
- Community‑oriented: Frequently promotes friends and oomfs, e.g. “FOLLOW PHYOOMF OR WEMMBU WONT UPLOAD” and multiple ‘FOLLOW OOMF’ tweets.
- Humorous creative: Uses jokes, bits, and playful exaggeration like “i have been sacrificing people for wemmbu uploads” and the mock self‑drag in “what a fucking narcissist”.
- Supportive friend: Boosts others’ content and reacts positively, e.g. “PEOPLE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH” and helping an IRL get into Wemmbu in “got irl to start watching wemmbu :3”.
- Self‑aware candid: Open about stress and school, e.g. “im gonna log off rn im feeling stressed :(” and joking about their own narcissism in “what a fucking narcissist”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive phrasing: Uses violent language even as jokes, e.g. “IF I SEE ANOTHER W*LBUR FAN ON TL IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE” and calling themselves a “Professional executioner” in bio.
- Exam procrastination: Focuses on UU lore instead of studying, e.g. “i have a biology practical exam and im here thinking how cartwings will escape the law”.
- Stress overload: Mentions feeling stressed and needing to log off in “im gonna log off rn im feeling stressed :(”, suggesting limited stress management.
- Harsh language: Swears and uses hostile tone, e.g. “whothefuckisbrandon” and insults mixed into jokes like “follow the puh puh peasant”.
- Upload fixation: Ties mood and jokes to creators uploading, e.g. “i feel a wemmbu upload and if there isnt one i will pull the stasis of half of uutwt” and multiple ‘sacrificing people for uploads’ jokes.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson best: loud, chaotic, and affectionately menacing in a way that’s more theatrical than truly harmful. They lean into mock-violence and dramatics like calling themselves a “Professional executioner” and tweeting things such as “lias public execution in 15 minutes btw” and “FOLLOW FISSIONOOMF OR I WILL FIND YOU AND STORE YOU IN MY BASEMENT”, which fits Bart’s prankster edge. Their timeline is full of hyperactive fandom energy and mischief, like sacrificing people for uploads in “ok ive been sacrificing people for wemmbu uploads but i want a spoke upload now” and threatening UU Twitter in “i feel a wemmbu upload and if there isnt one i will pull the stasis of half of uutwt”. Underneath the chaos, there’s a softer, more sincere side—wanting to be whimsical like Jumper in “all i want in life is to be as joyous and whimsical as jumper” and stressing over exams in “bro i have a biology practical exam and im here thinking how cartwings will escape the law”—which is very Bart when his vulnerability shows. The mix of mischief, big emotions, fandom obsession, and occasional heart-on-sleeve moments strongly aligns them with Bart rather than a more serious character like Lisa or calmer figures like Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can get irl to start watching Wemmbu, do you think you could train me next? Because I’d like to be your next successful conversion arc.
- You keep sacrificing people for Wemmbu and Spoke uploads, but honestly? I’d put my last totem on the line just for a chance to be your canon love interest.
- You hate chemistry and have a bio practical soon, so how about we skip the lab report and study the reaction between ‘hai’ and ‘go out with me’ instead?
- You log into Instagram once a month but still call yourself a narcissist—very bold of you. If I make it into your pfp rotation, can I brag that I’ve reached endgame Rexinald lore?
- You’re vegetarian, you melt in hot weather, and Diet Coke is the nectar of your gods—statistically speaking, I think that makes me the perfect snack to share while we live-tweet the next UU upload.
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Your new Twitter bio
Student + UU/Lifesteal enjoyer | once paused bio revision to theorycraft how Cartwings escapes the LAW | vegetarian, Diet Coke enthusiast, occasionally sane– @DaRealRexinald
Your signature cocktail
The Wemmbu Upload Panic
The Wemmbu Upload Panic is a chaotic, fizzy mocktail that hits your system like a sudden notification storm. Its base is a bright, over-caffeinated spiced citrus soda to match the all‑caps hyperfixation energy of lines like “gshwj3u2isj3hdjjfrhhdbfjajchdjzAjsjJshahahsuajxhajAAAYEUWUDHWHAHDHE HE UPLAODK3D” and “i feel a wemmbu upload and if there isnt one i will pull the stasis of half of uutwt so just be prepared”. A Diet cola reduction nods to “DIET COKE NECTAR OF THE GODS”, giving it the dramatic, over-the-top worship they reserve for their favorite comfort drinks and creators. The honey-mustard rim is a playful reference to “OOH HONEY MUSTARD”, adding sweet-tangy optimism that mirrors their joy over uploads like “LIFE IS GOOD JARON UPLOADED YAYYYYYYYYYYY”. A micro‑dash of cilantro-infused salt spritz represents the little annoyances and dramatic threats in tweets like “IF I SEE ANOTHER W*LBUR FAN ON TL IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE” and their own admission, “cilantro oh my god i hate cilantro”—you’re not supposed to love it, but it makes the chaos interesting. Finally, cherry syrup "totem pop" drops sink to the bottom and burst as you drink, a nod to their Minecraft/lifesteal fixation and stories like “i killed my friend on an smp when i had basically infinite resources…”, turning every sip into a tiny, dramatic lore event.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Rexinald is loud, impulsive, and thrives on chaotic bravado, which aligns strongly with Gryffindor. They jokingly position themself as an executioner and threatener in an over-the-top, performative way, like calling for a "lias public execution" in “lias public execution in 15 minutes btw” and saying “FOLLOW FISSIONOOMF OR I WILL FIND YOU AND STORE YOU IN MY BASEMENT”, which suggests a dramatic, fearless persona more than quiet calculation. Their willingness to loudly curse out a fandom space in “IF I SEE ANOTHER W*LBUR FAN ON TL IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE” shows a tendency to stand up for their tastes and boundaries in a fiery, confrontational way. They also repeatedly swear bold, high-stakes oaths on creators’ lives to ‘force’ uploads, such as “On ashswag's life spoke upload by weekend” and “ON MANEPEARS LIFE WEMMBU UPLOAD IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS”, reflecting impulsivity and a love of dramatic, courageous gestures. Even when stressed, they are transparent and expressive about their feelings in “im gonna log off rn im feeling stressed :(”, which fits the emotionally open, heart-on-sleeve nature of many Gryffindors. Overall, their boldness, theatrical aggression-as-bit, and instinct to loudly champion their interests make Gryffindor the best fit.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures loud, chaotic teen energy, school stress, and a mix of humor and frustration. They’re constantly oscillating between being overwhelmed by exams and hyperfixated on UU lore, like when they say “bro i have a biology practical exam and im here thinking how cartwings will escape the law and who pulled spoke's stasis help”. Their timeline is full of intense, all‑caps reactions and dramatic threats played as jokes, such as “IF I SEE ANOTHER W*LBUR FAN ON TL IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE” and “ok ive been sacrificing people for wemmbu uploads”, which matches the song’s exaggerated rebellious vibe. They also openly drop #loredrop details like being vegetarian and their age in a tongue‑in‑cheek way, e.g. “current age 1”, reflecting the song’s sarcastic take on youth. Overall, Teenagers fits their loud online persona, school‑era stress, and dramatic, jokey way of expressing anger and excitement.
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