
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, but a much darker, more self-destructive version of her. Like Lisa, they are highly introspective and deeply self-critical, constantly analyzing themselves and their worth, as seen in posts like “i come to the conclusion i don’t hate myself enough. if i hated my body that much i would be already skinny and if i hated my life that much i would be dead”. There is also a strong moral and spiritual framework twisted against themselves, similar to how Lisa’s ethics can become burdensome, reflected in using religion to rationalize extreme fasting, like “in islam fasting is the moment you’re the closest of angels because they don’t eat so faster of edtwt are just all angels 💗” and “i will stay strong, i want to lose 25kg this year it’s my biggest wish and i hope Allah is with me in this”. Their isolation and sense of being misunderstood by family echo Lisa’s conflicts at home, but pushed to a tragic extreme, as in “my dad said once my calf were huge” and “since my mom did incestious thing to me i can’t go home”. Overall, they mirror Lisa’s intelligence, sensitivity, and intense inner life, but expressed through severe self-hatred, disordered eating, and suicidality rather than activism and growth.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their world revolves around their internal experience, body, and thoughts more than social events, e.g. constant body checks and self-focus like “bodycheck except i’m fat” and talking about nightmares and prayers alone at night in “how i pray everyday so god take my life in my sleep…”. They seem more Intuitive (N) than Sensing: while they mention numbers and kilos, they quickly turn them into ideals and symbolism, such as wanting to be “a 44kg doll” in their bio and equating fasting with becoming an angel in “in islam fasting is the moment you’re the closest of angels… so faster of edtwt are just all angels”. Their decisions and self-talk are clearly Feeling (F)-driven: they punish themselves emotionally and physically rather than logically analyzing health, shown in “i cut myself to punish myself from eating” and “i come to the conclusion i don’t hate myself enough… but i will make sure i do by now”. Finally, they are highly Perceiving (P): they frequently restart or change plans impulsively (multiple restarted fasts, quitting or not quitting hospital, OMAD vs long fasts) such as “how many time i’ve been redoing this fast pff” and “im gonna quit my hospital to focus on my eating disorder” followed by reconsiderations. The overall pattern—intense inner emotional life, idealized self-image, spiritual/angelic framing, and chaotic, feeling-based decisions—fits INFP better than other types.

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21 | living at the psych ward, befriending nurses and gym treadmills. Once brought a scale to hospital ‘for science’ and they still let me stay.– @darlingskcal

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a sugar-free energy drink and diet soda base to echo their love of zero-cal options and stimulants, like when they wrote about needing Monster to keep fasting and how their mom brought diet soda while they swore “i’m NOT EATING this week”. The over-steeped green tea is intentionally a bit harsh, mirroring the punishing self-discipline and gym sessions in tweets like “im going to gym because im insane” and the endless fast restarts. Rosewater and pomegranate syrup add softness and religiosity, nodding to their faith and their idea that “faster of edtwt are just all angels 💗”. A smoky lapsang mist represents the trauma, self-harm, and suicidal thoughts that linger in the background, from “i cut myself to punish myself from eating” to wanting God to take their life in their sleep. The edible silver glitter halo on top celebrates the fragile, dreamy part of them who still makes friends, changes profile pics, and calls themselves “so happy to be a angel who don’t eat 🥹”, turning all that chaos into a strange, sparkling, experimental mocktail of their online self.

Your Hogwarts House
Their mindset is intensely goal- and outcome-driven in a way that fits Slytherin ambition: they set very specific weight goals and frame them as non‑negotiable achievements, e.g. “i want a 44kg fully clothed and i will have it” and “sw : 62kg gw : 44kg ugw : 32kg cw : fat”. They repeatedly show a willingness to endure extreme measures to reach these aims, such as “im fasting until ramadan and omad the whole month and after Eid i fast 1 week then eat one meal then fast one week” and “i will stay strong, i want to lose 25kg this year it’s my biggest wish and i hope Allah is with me in this”. There is also a competitive, status‑oriented edge characteristic of Slytherin in “anorexia is SOOO competitive i hate when people lose faster than me fast longer than me burn more calories that i didn’t i feel not enough sick each time”. They show strategic thinking about exploiting loopholes in their environment, for instance noting that their current hospital can’t force‑feed them as a way to push their weight loss further: “they can’t tube me here so it mean i can lose a unhealthy amount of weight before they send me to ed specialist hospital”. While there are hints of vulnerability and need for connection, the dominant through‑line is ruthless persistence and calculated self‑denial in pursuit of a fixed vision of themselves, which aligns most with Slytherin.

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The song Control by Halsey fits them because it captures the feeling of being consumed by a destructive part of yourself and wanting to be ruled by it. They describe using self‑harm as punishment for eating, saying “i cut myself to punish myself from eating”, which echoes the song’s themes of violence turned inward. Their fixation on extreme fasting and self‑erasure, like “i will stay strong, i want to lose 25kg this year it’s my biggest wish” and “i want a 44kg fully clothed and i will have it”, reflects the lyric desire to be smaller, controlled, and less human. The way they romanticize being an “angel who don’t eat” in “im so happy to be a angel who don’t eat 🥹” and tie it to religion in “in islam fasting is the moment you’re the closest of angels because they don’t eat” parallels the song’s blending of spirituality and monstrosity. Overall, Control mirrors their battle between wanting help and wanting to sink deeper into their disorder, as seen in their suicidal statements like “if i fail this time i genuine will kms with the blade i have in my bag”.

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