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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and always joking, especially about sex and shock humor, like in “QUANTAS VEZES EU TENHO QUE FALAR QUE EU SOU HETERO, EU NAO VOU COMER HOMEM NENHUM PORRA, NAO VOU ENFIAR MEU PAU NO TEU CU, NAO VOU LAMBER SUA PIROCA, NAO VOU BATER UMA PRA TUA BUNDA AAAA”. He constantly leans into edgy humor and trolling energy, for example calling out others and overreacting in a dramatic way in “puta que pariu tem que ser muito mal comida mesmo” and “meus manos homens, vamos melhorar nossa reputação, nossa reputação ta um lixo por causa de homem assim”, which fits Bart’s mix of immaturity and occasional moral stance. The hyper, loud greeting style in “BOM DIA AMIGOS E PAUS NO CU, COMO CÊS TAO?” and self-aware comments like “meus amigos me disseram que eu tinha tudo pra ser vilao mas tinha virado comendiante” mirror Bart’s class clown persona. His obsession with geek/nerd culture (anime, games, Undertale, music) and constant posting, like “desde que eu acordei eu fiz 45 reposts 9 posts 15 quotes”, echoes Bart’s hyperactive attention span and love of pop culture. Overall, he’s a chaotic teen, often inappropriate but ultimately playful and self-aware, which is very Bart-like.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with followers, react to mutuals, and enjoy being the center of attention, e.g. celebrating when their posts blow up and saying they woke up to “+99 notifications” (“MERMAO, eu acordei com +99 NOTIFICAÇÕES? DOIS POSTS MEUS HITARAM…”) and greeting everyone loudly with ““BOM DIA AMIGOS E PAUS NO CU, COMO CÊS TAO?””. Their focus is strongly Sensing (S): tweets revolve around immediate experiences like coloring manga, selfies, phone camera quality, school rules, and physical comedy, such as ““acho que eu nunca vou reclamar da camera desse celular puta que pariu”” and ““eu adoro tirar foto do lado do meu armario””, rather than abstract theories. The style is more Feeling (F) than detached logic: they frequently react emotionally (annoyance, excitement, affection, insecurity), e.g. criticizing bad male behavior out of concern for reputation (“meus manos homens, vamos melhorar nossa reputação, nossa reputação ta um lixo por causa de homem assim”) and venting about friendships and being blocked (“é só eu considerar a pessoa amiga que ela magicamente da sb, beleza”). Finally, they are clearly Perceiving (P): their timeline is spontaneous and chaotic, full of sudden decisions like ““vou tomar banho””, ““galera, vou colorir um hentai””, joking about posting too much in one day (“desde que eu acordei eu fiz 45 reposts 9 posts 15 quotes”), and changing banners or styles on a whim rather than following any structured plan. Putting this together, the pattern of outgoing, in-the-moment, emotionally expressive, impulsive behavior fits ESFP best.

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15 | Manga colorist & geek music nerd. Once asked if girls poop glitter. Undertale, Ben 10 & anime on loop. Trying to make the TL more cinematic.– @Darlinhoz

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and impossible to ignore, just like his timeline exploding with “MERMAO, eu acordei com +99 NOTIFICAÇÕES?”. Blue curaçao mirrors his geeky, anime/Undertale/Ben 10 vibe and the ‘blue screen glow’ of his fandom life, especially when he’s shouting things like “Beyblade e Pokemon rapazeada”. Spiced rum stands for the unfiltered, sometimes aggressive humor and sexual brainrot in posts like “QUANTAS VEZES EU TENHO QUE FALAR QUE EU SOU HETERO, EU NAO VOU COMER HOMEM NENHUM PORRA”. The energy drink base reflects his hyperactive posting, from coloring marathons to dubbing ideas like “BOM DIA RAPAZEADA dublagem de undertale porque sim”. A grenadine drizzle brings sweetness and a bit of edge, just like when he defends girls and calls out creepy guys in “meus manos homens, vamos melhorar nossa reputação, nossa reputação ta um lixo por causa de homem assim”. Finally, the cotton candy garnish is the colorful manga-coloring, slightly childish 15-year-old side of him, represented in tweets like “to lendo manga de kimetsu pra ter conteudo pra coloring” and his general ‘cinema’ enthusiasm for everything.

Your Hogwarts House
The overall tone of @Darlinhoz’s account is loud, impulsive, and confrontational in a way that fits Gryffindor more than any other house. He openly calls out bad behavior and defends the group’s reputation, like when he says “meus manos homens, vamos melhorar nossa reputação, nossa reputação ta um lixo por causa de homem assim” (tweet), showing a willingness to stand up for what he thinks is right rather than staying quiet. He’s also very unfiltered and quick to react, e.g. “puta que pariu tem que ser muito mal comida mesmo” (tweet) and “QUANTAS VEZES EU TENHO QUE FALAR QUE EU SOU HETERO, EU NAO VOU COMER HOMEM NENHUM PORRA” (tweet), which reflects the classic Gryffindor impulsiveness and emotional intensity. His joking about being seen as a villain but becoming a comedian—“meus amigos me disseram que eu tinha tudo pra ser vilao mas tinha virado comendiante” (tweet)—also hints at a dramatic, performative personality that thrives on attention and bold expression. While he shows creativity with colorings and geek music, that creativity is used in a very loud, performative, and gutsy way, which leans much more Gryffindor than Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

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A well-known song that fits @Darlinhoz is Centuries by Fall Out Boy, because it mixes youthful drama, internet-era self-awareness, and a desire to be memorable. He’s constantly performing online and reacting to his own virality, like when he says “MERMAO, eu acordei com +99 NOTIFICAÇÕES? DOIS POSTS MEUS HITARAM ONTEM E MEU CELULAR DESCARREGOU CEDO” and “eu peguei um 1K de views nisso, se tu posta um negocio com cm automaticame te bomba ne”, which mirrors the song’s obsession with leaving a mark and being remembered. The chaotic humor and oversharing about sex, body, and awkwardness (“desde que eu acordei eu fiz 45 reposts 9 posts 15 quotes… quotes sobre sexo: 2… reposts sobre sexo: 10…” and “MEU PAI TA VENDO UM VIDEO SOBRE TRANSAR???? MANO”) fit the song’s intense, slightly over-the-top emotional tone. His blend of geek passion and dramatic flair, seen in tweets like “MUSICA DE JOJOO” and “Há muito tempo, Dois povos reinavam sobre a Terra, Humanos e Monstros Undertale”, matches the epic, almost anime-opening energy of Centuries. Even his self-aware complaints about relationships and reputation, such as “tanto mutual que ta so esperando eu ter um exposed pra me dar block e mandar um 'nunca gostei dele mesmo'”, align with the song’s themes of conflict, endurance, and wanting your story to matter for a long time.

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