Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Makes daily music-review series like “Todo dia fazendo review e rankeando um album de musica até meu pai voltar com o leite ou eu morrer de overdose pela cocaina Graduation KanYe West…” and draws album covers such as “1º desenho do ano que fiz em 30min pq caiu a luz de casa e fiquei entediado (é a capa do álbum Madvillainy)”.
- Artistic: Shares multiple drawings and edits, including fanart like “Fanart da minha artista favorita @pixelhorn Fiz em um estilo bizarro” and self-rated sketches in “Em uma escala de 0 a 10 qual seria meu nível de desenho”.
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects on trauma and humor thoughtfully in “Ta eu já vo metendo minha resposta… Eu sofri pedofilia a n mt tempo atras e faço piada sobre +” and criticizes prejudice in “Buxaverso ensina mais que escola sobre preconceito e respeito ao próximo”.
- Loyal: Repeatedly shows affection for friends and online ‘family’, e.g. “É o seguinte 1º Feliz ano novo para essas pessoas… 2º O resto se fode 3º Amo vcs” and the Twitter family post “Minha Twitter Família”.
- Socially-conscious: Calls out transphobia and harmful narratives, like “Eu ach que trocar a bandeira trans com a do brasil n seria tao legal vendo que o Brasil é o país que mais mata trans” and criticizes ignorance about cancer in “Vc achar que câncer é só por fumar é uma puta amostra do quão ignorante vc é…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Repeatedly jokes about overdose and absent father in the recurring phrase “até meu pai voltar com o leite ou eu morrer de overdose pela cocaina” in posts like this album review thread.
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults and strong profanity, e.g. “Incrível que qualquer ser humano que é assim é um ser mt merda” and “Pau no cu de todo mundo 🖕❤️”.
- Overexposed: Shares very personal experiences (pedophilia, grooming, mental health) publicly, as in “uma mina de 16 pra 17… tentando me fazer mandar nude… (obs: sou de 14)” and “Eu sofri pedofilia a n mt tempo atras…”.
- Self-deprecating: Often puts himself down or frames himself negatively, for instance “Eu odeio amigos profundamente” and joking about being alone in “Vontade de fazer metadinha com alguem Mas nao tenho ninguem pra fazer”.
- Impulsive: Mentions sudden decisions like “Fds, eu to desativando Motivo: nenhum” and describes saying no to someone he liked in a dramatic, regretful way in “FALEI NÃO QND A GAROTA QUE EU GOSTAVA SE DECLAROU PRA MIM”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user matches Bart Simpson most closely: loud, chaotic, funny, but with occasional moments of surprising depth and empathy. Like Bart, they lean heavily into edgy humor and self-deprecation, joking about their life in an over-the-top way, for example with the recurring series of album reviews framed as “Todo dia fazendo review e rankeando um album de musica até meu pai voltar com o leite ou eu morrer de overdose pela cocaina” “Todo dia fazendo review…”. They enjoy absurd, sometimes dark jokes but also clearly care about fairness and social issues, calling out ignorance about cancer “Vc achar que câncer é só por fumar...” and criticizing prejudice disguised as religion “Eu amo aquele versículo da bíblia que diz 'Coloque '✝️'...”. Their mix of trolling (“Ninguém Pau no cu de todo mundo 🖕❤️” “Ninguém Pau no cu...”) and genuine vulnerability about trauma and loneliness (“Eu sofri pedofilia a n mt tempo atras e faço piada sobre +”, “Vontade de fazer metadinha com alguem Mas nao tenho ninguem pra fazer”) feels very Bart: a kid who covers real feelings with jokes and bravado. Their love of music, drawing, and chaotic online friendships adds to the picture of a creative, mischievous teenager constantly oscillating between clowning around and showing a surprisingly big heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they constantly engage others, joke about their friend group, and post lots of selfies and social content like “Eu e meus amigos em casa” and “Eu e meu mano Miguel fazendo o combo do insta 💪”, plus public Twitter ‘family’ posts such as “Minha Twitter Família”. Their interests and language show strong Intuition: they talk in big-picture, conceptual ways about art and AI – for example, “For me, if you are a programmer, so you are not an artist, if you are not an artist, you are not a programmer… Make a prompt ≠ Make art”, and they often extrapolate social issues from memes, like “Buxaverso ensina mais que escola sobre preconceito e respeito ao próximo”. They balance logic and emotion but tilt to Feeling: they argue about ethics and empathy (“Brasil é o país que mais mata trans”) in “Eu ach que trocar a bandeira trans com a do brasil n seria tao legal…”, share personal trauma while framing it through values in “Eu sofri pedofilia a n mt tempo atras e faço piada sobre…”, and get righteously angry at perceived injustice, as in “Vc achar que câncer é só por fumar é uma puta amostra do quão ignorante vc é”. Their lifestyle is very Perceiving: they bounce between drawing, music reviews, games, and memes, often spontaneously (“Fds, eu to desativando Motivo: nenhum” in this tweet), and even their ambitious daily album-review project is framed jokingly and chaotically as “Todo dia fazendo review e rankeando um album de musica até meu pai voltar com o leite ou eu morrer de overdose pela cocaina”. Overall, the mix of high social energy, abstract/artistic focus, emotionally-charged values, and improvisational lifestyle best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re reviewing an album a day until your dad comes back with the milk or you OD on cocaine, can I be the plot twist where you pause the challenge because you finally found someone to listen to Graduation and 808s with on call all night?
- You said ringtone is Ring Ring Ring by Tyler, your fave album is CALL ME IF YOU GET LOST, and you’d ‘give it up’ for Tyler the Creator… so on a scale from 0 to ‘IGOOOOOOOR’, how wrong would it be if I tried to be your ‘SEE YOU AGAIN’ instead?
- You redraw Madvillainy in 30 minutes, do fanart for your favorite artists, and still say you’re ‘bad at perspective’—from my perspective, anyone who can turn Terraria, cosplays, and Pink Floyd CDs into art is already museum‑tier. Can I be your next study reference?
- You post monthly physique pics, call yourself ‘Mourão Fodão Mogga Beta Rei Delas’, and still said ‘sexo só se for com minha mão’—how about we start slow: I’ll rate your next album thread 10/10 and your next selfie 🥇/10, and you just rate our chemistry?
- You’ve got a whole Twitter family tree, a fighting game OC with custom attacks, and a clownery of friends you ‘hate deeply’—wanna add one more slot to the roster for a partner who’ll hype your reviews, steal your lasagna, and lose to you in Terraria on purpose?
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Your new Twitter bio
Album-a-day reviewer until dad returns with the milk. 1.50m art goblin, cosplay enjoyer, Tyler & Kanye disciple, once drew Madvillainy by candlelight.– @DaruCatu
Your signature cocktail
Overdose de Álbum (Até Meu Pai Voltar)
This cocktail is a hyper-caffeinated, slightly dangerous mix, just like their daily mission of “Todo dia fazendo review e rankeando um album de musica até meu pai voltar com o leite ou eu morrer de overdose pela cocaina”. The espresso and cold brew reflect their late-night, high-energy music grinds and gaming vibes in posts like “Hj é bom dia pq é dia de jogar terraria e fuder o esqueletron no soco🔥🔥🔥”. Dark rum with a touch of overproof captures their edgy humor and willingness to dive into heavy topics, from calling out ignorance about cancer in “Vc achar que câncer é só por fumar é uma puta amostra do quão ignorante vc é” to talking openly about trauma in “Eu sofri pedofilia a n mt tempo atras e faço piada sobre”. Sour cherry juice adds a bittersweet emotional layer, echoing the mix of self-deprecation and sincerity in posts like “Esse ano eu ainda saio namorando 🙏”. The cocoa-hazelnut cream nods to their soft, artistic side in drawings and edits such as “1º desenho do ano que fiz em 30min pq caiu a luz de casa e fiquei entediado”. Finally, the fizzy guaraná on top brings Brazilian energy and playful chaos, matching their alpha-joking persona from “Resumo sobre MIM Nome: Mourão Sexualidade: Hetero Gênero: macho alpha” and their loud love for music like “MOTHERFUCKER ITS SEE YOU AGAIN 🔥🔥🔥🔥”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a strong tendency to loudly stand up for what they believe is right, even when it’s confrontational or risky. For example, they call out ignorance about cancer in a very direct way, defending a relative’s experience: “Vc achar que câncer é só por fumar é uma puta amostra do quão ignorante vc é A minha tia teve duas vezes câncer hereditário…”. They also defend trans people and criticize symbolic gestures that ignore real violence, e.g. “trocar a bandeira trans com a do brasil n seria tao legal vendo que o Brasil é o país que mais mata trans”, and they mock religious hypocrisy around prejudice: “Eu amo aquele versículo da bíblia que diz 'Coloque '✝️' na sua bio ou '🇻🇦' no seu nome e seja preconceituoso com todos'”. Their tone is impulsive, emotional, and willing to confront others head-on—like when they rant at someone reusing the same quote for views: “não e possível que vc ta precisando tanto de view a ponto de usar o mesmo quote 92872 vezes🥀”. At the same time they show protective loyalty and affection toward friends and online “family,” tagging and praising them openly: “É o seguinte 1º Feliz ano novo para essas pessoas… 2º O resto se fode 3º Amo vcs”. This mix of outspoken moral courage, emotional intensity, and willingness to jump into conflict for others fits Gryffindor more than the quieter diligence of Hufflepuff, the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw, or the calculated ambition of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
Call Me If You Get Lost - Tyler, The Creator
A song that fits them best is “Call Me If You Get Lost” by Tyler, The Creator, because it matches both their taste and how they present themselves online. They literally posted fanart captioned “Me chama se tiver perdido #art #TylerTheCreator #CallMeIfYouGetLost”, showing a direct emotional and aesthetic connection to that album’s world. Their blend of confidence and self-mocking bravado in tweets like “Resumo sobre mim o fodão Nome: Mourão Fodão Mogga Beta Rei Delas… Gênero: Homem Alpha Sigma” echoes Tyler’s mix of flexing and vulnerability. At the same time, they reveal personal pain and dark humor, for example discussing trauma while still joking in “Eu sofri pedofilia a n mt tempo atras e faço piada sobre…”, which parallels Tyler’s way of hiding real scars behind swagger and irony. Their constant creative output—album reviews, drawings, edits, cosplays—and love for artists like Kanye, Kendrick, MF DOOM, and Tyler show they see life as a journey of self-invention, which is exactly the theme behind Call Me If You Get Lost.
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