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Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because she’s an intense, cerebral outlier who fixates deeply on niche interests and ethics, much like this user’s fascination with genetics and specific media characters, e.g. “Genetic engineering and thylacines are cool” and “I am literally AM irl I also love Edgar from Electric Dreams (1984)”. The user’s self-description as autistic and highly online suggests a tendency toward obsessive focus and overthinking, similar to Lisa’s hyper-analytic and often socially out-of-step personality. Their body/fitness tracking posts, like “I worked out today. My watch says that I burned 382 calories but I think I burned more tbh. My total calorie burn is 1587 calories” and “I ate 913 calories worth of food today”, mirror Lisa’s meticulous, self-monitoring nature, even when it becomes unhealthy or extreme. The user’s multilingual/European identity and strong opinions (for instance “Americans (my oomfs excluded) when we (Europeans) tell them that English is not the only language in the world and that we have our own slang too”) echo Lisa’s tendency to see herself as culturally and intellectually distinct from those around her. While the more extreme fetish and TERF content doesn’t map cleanly onto any Simpsons character, the overall mix of intellectualism, outsider status, and intense fixations still makes Lisa the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their timeline centers on solitary activities and internal experiences (tracking calories, niche interests, bodily sensations) rather than socializing, and even their introduction is muted and task-focused, e.g. “Hi. I'm new here. I weigh 60 kg and my height is 152 cm. My dream weight is 35 kg.” which is more informational than socially engaging. They show strong iNtuition (N) through unusual, abstract fascinations like “Genetic engineering and thylacines are cool” and elaborate fantasy/vore scenarios such as “I want to enslave men (not all of them, only the ones I find attractive) and eat them alive”, rather than focusing only on practical, sensory life. Their tone is characteristically blunt and detached, pointing to Thinking (T): they openly state “I'm a terf”, post “I hate troons A thread of images from Reddit”, and describe extreme weight goals with little emotional cushioning, suggesting prioritization of internal logic and conviction over harmony. The Perceiving (P) side appears in their spontaneous and experimental approach to life—jumping between calorie logs like “I ate 913 calories worth of food today”, odd humor like “I farted”, and random interests such as “Slime tricks they've never taught you in school”—with no sign of long-term structured planning beyond a vague dream weight. Overall, the combination of introspective posting, niche/abstract interests, blunt analytical edge, and flexible, scattered lifestyle presentation best fits INTP.

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Short, loud, and over-caffeinated. Autistic nerd into genetics, weird media deep dives, calorie spreadsheets, and occasionally posting cursed thoughts.– @dashalappi

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The Finnish gin nods to their roots and layered identity in the bio — “🇫🇮🇩🇪🇪🇪🇺🇦 + Sámi, Autistic” — giving a strong, compact base like their intense, focused posts. Cloudberry liqueur adds a rare Nordic sweetness for the softer side that tracks calories and workouts in tweets like “I worked out today. My watch says that I burned 382 calories…” and “I ate 913 calories worth of food today”. The activated charcoal tonic makes it dark and slightly bitter, reflecting the edgy, transgressive humor of “I want to enslave men (not all of them, only the ones I find attractive) and eat them alive” and their TERF declaration in the bio. A dash of edible silver glitter captures their chaotic, meme-y energy and posts like “My timeline is very interesting.” and “Slime tricks they've never taught you in school”. The small dark chocolate cube on the side is a nod to their oddly romanticized vore/fetish tweets such as “I really want to vore Bertie Wooster (as portrayed by Hugh Laurie)”, served literally as a tiny, consumable ‘crush.’

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest throughline in @dashalappi’s posts is an unapologetically provocative, adversarial edge that aligns most with Slytherin’s ruthlessness and willingness to court conflict. Their bio openly declares “I'm a terf,” and they expand on this by posting a hostile thread, “I hate troons A thread of images from Reddit”, showing a readiness to take aggressive public stances against a group despite backlash risk. They also indulge in deliberately shocking, taboo fantasies like “I want to enslave men (not all of them, only the ones I find attractive) and eat them alive” and “I really want to vore Bertie Wooster (as portrayed by Hugh Laurie)”, which suggests a taste for power, domination, and attention-grabbing extremity. Even their approach to weight loss is framed in a highly self-sacrificial, goal-focused way—“My dream weight is 35 kg. I really need tips on how to lose weight asap. Idc if it's extreme and Idc about muscle loss”—pointing to single-minded ambition and a willingness to ignore costs. While there are hints of curiosity and niche interests (genetic engineering and thylacines in the bio), the dominant traits are provocative ambition, confrontational ideology, and power-tinged fantasies, which fit Slytherin more than the other houses.

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Joan Jett’s Bad Reputation fits them because they clearly don’t care about fitting in or being liked by everyone. Their bio openly declares controversial identities and views — “🇫🇮🇩🇪🇪🇪🇺🇦 + Sámi, Autistic… I have weird fetishes LOL, I'm a terf” — embracing a persona that many would see as abrasive rather than trying to smooth it over. Tweets like “I hate troons A thread of images from Reddit” show a deliberate rejection of mainstream expectations of politeness or inclusivity. Their extreme, transgressive fantasies in tweets such as “I want to enslave men (not all of them, only the ones I find attractive) and eat them alive” and “I really want to vore Bertie Wooster (as portrayed by Hugh Laurie)” further underline a ‘don’t care what you think of me’ attitude. Even their blunt body and calorie posts like “Hi. I'm new here. I weigh 60 kg and my height is 152 cm. My dream weight is 35 kg. I really need tips on how to lose weight asap. Idc if it's extreme…” show a raw, unapologetic honesty that mirrors the song’s defiant tone.

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