Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares joy, anxiety, and affection, like being nervous then ecstatic about kissing girls and boys in tweets such as “EU BEIJEI UMA MENINA TSO LINDA HOJE JURO POR DEUS” and “gente eu bejei na boca hoje”.
- Affectionate friend: Shows strong care for friends, worrying like a mom about Lana getting home and celebrating being someone’s best friend in “a lana saiu com o hiago...” and “MEU MELHOR AMIGO FALOU QUE EU SOU MELHOR AMIGA DELE”.
- Self-aware introspective: Reflects on identity, confidence, and pressure, like acknowledging self-demand and trying to build self-esteem in “sabe eu acho que me cobro demais...” and “era sou linda e incrivel demais pra qualquer pessoa...”.
- Creative performer: Engaged with theatre, cheer, and arts, excitedly inviting people to see Peter Pan and considering performing arts in “gente venham pra jf em outubro me ver em peter pan 💪” and “queria fazer artes cenicas e ela me apoiou”.
- Humorous candid: Uses humor and self-deprecation to tell stories, like joking about being a ‘lesbian disaster’ and sleeping in a pile of people in “preciso dizer que sou muito lesbian disaster mesmo” and “dormi de conchinha com 3 mulheres e 1 homem de 1,80...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical harshness: Frequently attacks herself, saying things like “eu uero me m eu sou minha pior inimiga” and framing herself as a ‘lesbian disaster’ in “me odeio mano kkkkkkkkkk”.
- Academic disorganization: Admits not taking notes and relying on others for school info despite being in the last year of high school in “desesperador eu estar no terceiro ano do ensino medio e ter q perguntar tudo pros outros... pq nao anoto nada”.
- Impulsive behavior: Describes doing ‘absurd’ things in one day, like juggling multiple romantic/physical interactions and only processing later in “algumas horas atras eu tava no colo de 1 enquanto ficava com outra...” and “gente........ hoje eu fiz absurdos.........”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between high excitement and wanting to disappear or die, as in “hoje eu queria ta igual o kaiser (nao existindo” and “toda vez que eu vejo flashbacks de ontem eu quero MORRE”.
- Conflict with faith: Feels tension and resentment around religion and family expectations, struggling to admit disbelief while posting “odeio crente” and describing pressure from religious relatives in “meus pais tao insistindo pra eu voltar pra igreja...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as an introspective, bookish, and emotionally intense teenager, which fits Lisa Simpson more than anyone else. Like Lisa, they overthink their future and academic life, as in “desesperador eu estar no terceiro ano do ensino medio e ter q perguntar tudo pros outros de qual materia cai quando pq nao anoto nada”, and swing between pressure and self‑compassion, as in “sabe eu acho que me cobro demais eu nao preciso saber nada... eu so preciso fazer carinho no meu gato .... o resto na hora sai”. Their strong political/ethical stances and annoyance with conservative religion echo Lisa’s principled side: “odeio crente” and “gente puta que pariu ta insalubre o tanto de coisa de direita na minha tml vai se foder”. At the same time, they’re deeply artistic and theatre‑oriented, just like Lisa with band and performances, shown in “gente venham pra jf em outubro me ver em peter pan 💪” and their drama‑filled crush/relationship tweets such as “EU BEIJEI UMA MENINA TSO LINDA HOJE JURO POR DEUS”. Their mix of idealism, self‑doubt, and heartfelt love for friends and pets (e.g. “eu amo tanto meu gato q eu acho q poderia explodir na vdd”) rounds out a very Lisa‑like personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they constantly talk about going out, theater, and social situations – e.g. being nervous and excited about events like “ru estou TAO NERVOSA PRA HOJE”, sleeping in a pile of friends “dormi de conchinha com 3 mulheres e 1 homem”, and chatting late with the theater group “ontem fiquei ate quase meia noite batendo papo com o povo do teatro na rua”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive (N), focusing on meanings, feelings, and big-picture life reflections rather than concrete how‑to details, like when they interpret a movie as being about “being alive and present” instead of just critiquing it as feminist or not “fodase o feminismo esse filme eh sobre dizer sim pra estar vivo estar presente no momento viver o agora sentir as pequenas coisas”. They are clearly Feeling (F): emotionally expressive, relationship‑oriented, and value‑driven, from crying after a deep talk with a friend “tive 1 conversa de gente grande com o hiago chorei igual criança” to exclaiming about being hurt or overjoyed by interpersonal moments like “MEU MELHOR AMIGO FALOU QUE EU SOU MELHOR AMIGA DELE” and proudly framing their kisses as empowered and consensual “eu fui uma mulher lesbica empoderada que beijou outras mulheres lesbicas empoderadas”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and improvise rather than rigidly plan, such as not writing down school info and relying on others “ter q perguntar tudo pros outros de qual materia cai quando pq nao anoto nada”, abandoning study plans to watch Peter Pan “eu tinha planos de estudar hoje infelizmente terei q assistir peter pan no lugar”, and embracing a go‑with‑the‑flow stance like “eu so preciso fazer carinho no meu gato .... o resto na hora sai”. The combination of high energy in social contexts, emotional intensity, spontaneous decisions, and big‑picture, value‑laden reflections is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can MACETAR a redação like you did on 2025-03-31, imagine what we could co‑write in our diaries together—this time I promise we don’t stop the story mid‑sentence like your 2025-02-02 entry.
- You said on 2025-02-01 that your pronouns are ela/dela except in Tetris—wanna be minha player two so we can both be ‘us’/‘ours’?
- You, a lesbian disaster who kissed a ‘TSO LINDA’ girl on 2025-03-06, starring in Peter Pan in JF in October… can I get a ticket, or do I audition to be the next girl you panic-text about afterward?
- On 2025-03-21 you said all you really need is to pet your cat and the rest ‘na hora sai’—I volunteer to be the ‘rest’, we can figure it out on the way between theatre rehearsal and Cellbit live.
- You opened a bank account on 2025-03-18 and found out you’re pão dura, but on 2025-03-28 you were platonicamente apaixonada—how about you keep being stingy with money and spend all that emotional investment on me instead?
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Theatre kid in Juiz de Fora, future performing arts major. Lesbian disaster, proud cat mom. Once did a bank account and discovered I’m VERY stingy.– @dashhhine
Your signature cocktail
Lesbian Disaster on the Rocks
This cocktail is built on cachaça infused with coffee beans for late-night theater, cheer practice, and panic-study energy, echoing their chaotic school era and creative grind like “desesperador eu estar no terceiro ano do ensino medio e ter q perguntar tudo pros outros de qual materia cai” and their Peter Pan life in JF in “gente venham pra jf em outubro me ver em peter pan 💪”. Glittery hibiscus-berry syrup brings sweetness, queer color, and drama for the girl-kissing, ‘I’m so alive’ moments such as “EU BEIJEI UMA MENINA TSO LINDA HOJE JURO POR DEUS” and the self-love arc in “eu estou na minha era sou linda e incrivel demais pra qualquer pessoa”. Lime juice with sea salt adds the anxious, overthinking tang of “parte de mim ta tipo hoje eu fui muito eu com certeza me odeiam agora me acham chata esquisita irritante” and the existential “nao existindo” vibe of “hoje eu queria ta igual o kaiser (nao existindo”. Sparkling water keeps it light, fizzy, and whimsical, matching their cartoonish energy in “i think im the human acting like a whimsical cartoon charactrr” and the way they bounce between exhaustion and excitement in “completamente dividida entre meu deus quero muito sair de casa e meu deus eu to tao cansada”. Finally, a few drops of chili tincture add a slow burn for the unfiltered opinions and feminist-rage-turned-life-philosophy of “fodase o feminismo esse filme eh sobre dizer sim pra estar vivo… vcs sao todos burros 🖕” and the blunt “odeio crente”. This drink is bright, messy, and unexpectedly deep—just like someone who calls herself a “lesbian disaster” while secretly holding everything and everyone together.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently center relationships, care, and emotional honesty, which strongly points to Hufflepuff. Their affection for friends and found family shows in tweets like “MEU MELHOR AMIGO FALOU QUE EU SOU MELHOR AMIGA DELE EU PENSAVA QUE ERA UNILATERAL 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺” and “gente fofoca da vida de gente q vcs nao conhecem: hiago pediu a lana em namoro”, where they are deeply invested in the happiness of those around them. They show a nurturing, almost parental side with “a lana saiu com o hiago e ficou de dormir aqui em casa agora eu to igual uma mae preocupada filha volta logo da noticias 😞” and tenderness toward their cat in “eu amo tanto meu gato q eu acho q poderia explodir na vdd”. Their approach to self-worth and mental health is grounded and gentle rather than competitive or show-offy, as in “gente eu gostaria de compartilhar que eu estou na minha era sou linda e incrivel demais pra qualquer pessoa e mentirei pra mim msm ate que se torne verdade” and “eu so preciso fazer carinho no meu gato .... o resto na hora sai”. Although they have flashes of righteous anger and impulsivity, like “odeio crente” or “gente hoje eu fiz absurdos.........”, their defining throughline is loyalty, softness, and valuing everyday connections over ambition or glory, which aligns them much more with Hufflepuff than the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
brutal - Olivia Rodrigo
A well‑suited song for @dashhhine is brutal by Olivia Rodrigo, because it captures the messy, emotional chaos of late teens and early adulthood. They juggle school stress and uncertainty about the future, like when they say they’re in their last year of high school and still need to ask others what will be on tests: “desesperador eu estar no terceiro ano do ensino medio e ter q perguntar tudo pros outros de qual materia cai quando pq nao anoto nada”. There’s also a lot of self‑doubt mixed with ironic confidence, seen in posts like “gente eu gostaria de compartilhar que eu estou na minha era sou linda e incrivel demais pra qualquer pessoa e mentirei pra mim msm ate que se torne verdade” and “parte de mim ta tipo hoje eu fui muito eu com certeza me odeiam agora me acham chata esquisita irritante e outra prte ta tipo hoje eu fui muito eu as i should!!!”. Their love life and queer experiences are chaotic, dramatic, and funny in a very ‘teen movie but real’ way, like “eu me tornei oq eu mais temia puta igual o max😭” and “algumas horas atras eu tava no colo de 1 enquanto ficava com outra e agr eu to no mesmo carro que um padre sos”. Finally, the mixture of wanting to disappear and still show up fully themselves, reflected in tweets like “hoje eu queria ta igual o kaiser (nao existindo”, aligns with the song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed yet painfully alive in a complicated world.
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