Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devoted: Consistently expresses deep love for Ui, calling her his wife and life’s light in posts like “Happy birthday, my love, my dear, mi amour, my wife, my holy sanctum” and “Happy Valentine's Day Ui🥰🥰”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests like Kozeki Ui, gacha games, and Pokémon in tweets such as “Ui Is in the GAMEEEE” and “My first time playing Blue Archive, and I screamed so loud my family actually checked up on me”.
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions, from excitement in “AHEHRBIDJDBSNZMZNDBDSKXKFNENWIEJEHEDIDICCDWHEHEID” to frustration in “FUCKKK I WAS ONE POINT OFF FROM PASSING MY FINALSSSSSS”.
- Reflective: Thinks about life impact and meaning, like considering a long thread on how Ui changed his life in “Should I make a mega thread, spanning 500 or so in length, of how and how much Ui has impacted my life?”.
- Ambitious: Pursues challenging paths such as Computer Engineering and celebrates earning a scholarship in “I applied for Computer Engineering without much thought, but never would I have imagined to be offered a scholarship”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional-impulsivity: Often reacts in all-caps and strong language, as seen in “FUCKKK I WAS ONE POINT OFF FROM PASSING MY FINALSSSSSS” and repeated “NEED/NEEEEEED” tweets like “NEEEEEEED”.
- Self-neglect: Makes choices that hurt his well-being, like drinking late before a 7AM class in “Class starts at 7AM, and I was out drinking until 1AM” and eating food that causes severe stomach pain in “Just ate this before class. I'm going to die”.
- Academic-strain: Shows difficulty managing studies, evidenced by narrowly failing finals in “I WAS ONE POINT OFF FROM PASSING MY FINALSSSSSS” and complaining about early classes in “Classes start at 7AM tomorrow. Shit so ass”.
- Overattachment: Frames Ui as wife, holy sanctum, and life beacon repeatedly, such as “No verse, no poem, no perfect phrase could ever measure the beauty my wife carries so effortlessly”, suggesting a very intense parasocial focus.
- Online-venting: Uses the account to offload distress without clear coping strategies, as shown in “No one irl knows me here, but I don't know wht to do” and health complaints like “My stomach hurts like shiiiiiiiit🤢🤢”.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user most closely resembles Milhouse Van Houten: an earnest, emotional, slightly awkward teen who is intensely devoted to a crush. Their timeline is overflowing with over-the-top love and admiration for Ui, such as calling her “my wife” and “the light at the end of the tunnel” in posts like “Happy birthday, my love, my dear, mi amour, my wife, my holy sanctum, the light at the end of the tunnel, my cute adorable darling.” and “Happy Valentine's Day Ui🥰🥰 It's been three and a half years since the day you became the beacon of hope in my life, lighting up the path in my darkest times.”. Like Milhouse, they are a bit dramatic and prone to emotional outbursts, as seen in posts like “FUCKKK I WAS ONE POINT OFF FROM PASSING MY FINALSSSSSS”, “My stomach hurts like shiiiiiiiit🤢🤢”, and “Classes start at 7AM tomorrow. Shit so ass”. They’re also a nerdy gamer and student, talking about Pokémon, gacha games, and college life, which fits Milhouse’s geeky, slightly hapless vibe, especially when they say things like “My first time playing Blue Archive, and I screamed so loud my family actually checked up on me. Aahhhhh I neeeed herrr” and “First day of freshman college, and my friend made a quote of something I said😭😭”. Overall, their mix of heartfelt devotion, nerdiness, and melodramatic teenage energy maps much more to Milhouse than to the more self-confident Bart or the responsible Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) more than Extrovert: their world clearly centers on private passions (Ui, gacha, games) rather than broad socializing, and even when talking about real life they sound self-contained and reflective, like in “No one irl knows me here, but I don't know wht to do”. Their bio and tweets show strong Intuition (N) over Sensing: they romanticize and idealize heavily, e.g. “No verse, no poem, no perfect phrase could ever measure the beauty my wife carries so effortlessly Not even all the books in the library could capture the depth of her grace”, focusing on emotional symbolism rather than concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F) dominant: relationship language is intense and value-driven, like “Happy Valentine's Day Ui🥰🥰 It's been three and a half years since the day you became the beacon of hope in my life, lighting up the path in my darkest times”, and even frustrations (exams, stomach pain, classes) are expressed in raw emotion rather than detached logic, e.g. “FUCKKK I WAS ONE POINT OFF FROM PASSING MY FINALSSSSSS”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their life comes across as reactive and spontaneous—staying out drinking before a 7AM class in “Shiiit, my head hurts. Class starts at 7AM, and I was out drinking until 1AM”, sudden gacha urges like “My first time playing Blue Archive, and I screamed so loud my family actually checked up on me. Aahhhhh I neeeed herrr”, and impulsive "NEED" posts throughout. Putting this together, the intense inner idealism, emotional depth, romantic focus, and somewhat chaotic spontaneity align best with INFP: an introverted, imaginative feeler who orbits around internal values and passions (here, Ui, games, and personal meaning) rather than structured plans or external validation.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if you’re rocking Corin, Qingyi, and *her* in ZZZ, mind adding one more to the team? I promise I can be your dedicated attacher for that ‘additional ability’ you were hoping for. 😉
- You went from screaming over your first Blue Archive pull to screaming so loud your family checked on you… if we ever play gacha together, I’ll gladly be the 5★ you waste all your luck on.
- You applied for Computer Engineering on a whim and still got a scholarship—statistically speaking, that means you’re good at making questionable choices that turn out great. So how about one more questionable choice: choosing me?
- You’re out here writing ‘No verse, no poem, no perfect phrase could ever measure the beauty my wife carries’ and planning a 500-tweet Ui megathread—if you pour even 1% of that devotion into me, I’ll be set for life.
- You said ‘I was out drinking until 1AM and class starts at 7AM’ and ‘How am I supposed to play with one hand????’—clearly you’re built for suffering. Lucky for you, going on a date with me is only emotionally damaging in the fun, gacha-rates kind of way.
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Your new Twitter bio
Computer engineering student, F2P gacha enjoyer & chronic Ui enthusiast. Once screamed so loud over a pull my family checked if I was alive.– @DashingIntruder
Your signature cocktail
Jirai Ui Overclock
The Jirai Ui Overclock starts with umeshu, a soft, romantic base symbolizing their endless devotion to Kozeki Ui, like when they wrote “Happy birthday, my love, my dear, mi amour, my wife, my holy sanctum, the light at the end of the tunnel, my cute adorable darling. A day dedicated only to you, Kozeki Ui!~”. A generous shot of spiced rum captures the chaotic, sleep-deprived student life of drinking before early classes and suffering for it the next morning, as in “Shiiit, my head hurts. Class starts at 7AM, and I was out drinking until 1AM”. Energy drink or citrus soda fizzes on top to mirror their gacha-and-gaming grind and high-tension hype, like “IM PLAYING ROBLOX AGAIN” and their frantic pulls and reactions to games. A splash of blue curaçao nods to their love for Blue Archive and stylish aesthetics such as “My first time playing Blue Archive, and I screamed so loud my family actually checked up on me. Aahhhhh I neeeed herrr”. Finally, a dash of chili tincture brings a sting that represents both their dramatic frustrations, like “FUCKKK I WAS ONE POINT OFF FROM PASSING MY FINALSSSSSS”, and the fiery intensity of their “NEED” tweets, making the drink as passionate and overwhelming as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is intense, steadfast loyalty, especially toward Kozeki Ui. They repeatedly refer to Ui as their wife and emotional anchor, such as in “Happy birthday, my love, my dear, mi amour, my wife, my holy sanctum, the light at the end of the tunnel, my cute adorable darling. A day dedicated only to you, Kozeki Ui!~” and “Happy Valentine's Day Ui🥰🥰 It's been three and a half years since the day you became the beacon of hope in my life, lighting up the path in my darkest times.”. This long-term emotional devotion and the way they frame Ui as a guiding light and sanctuary is classic Hufflepuff-style loyalty and attachment. They also show persistence and work ethic in school: despite venting in “FUCKKK I WAS ONE POINT OFF FROM PASSING MY FINALSSSSSS”, they’re still pushing through early classes like “Class starts at 7AM, and I was out drinking until 1AM” and complaining about rough schedules in “Classes start at 7AM tomorrow. Shit so ass”, which shows a willingness to grind through difficulty rather than give up. Their tone toward others (like praising a random Roblox player’s avatar in “Shoutout to this guy I played in roblox with ràndomly. Great Ui avatar”) suggests a friendly, community-minded attitude rather than competitive posturing. While they have some Ravenclaw-adjacent traits (interest in Computer Engineering in “I applied for Computer Engineering without much thought, but never would I have imagined to be offered a scholarship”), the overwhelming throughline is devotion, warmth, and emotional constancy. Taken together, these traits align most strongly with Hufflepuff’s values of loyalty, patience, and quiet perseverance.
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obsessed - olivia rodrigo
The song obsessed fits them because their entire online presence orbits around Kozeki Ui with a mix of sincerity, intensity, and a bit of playful delusion. Their bio openly declares, “I'll love Ui indefinitely,” and they constantly post about her as their wife and savior figure, like in “Happy birthday, my love, my dear, mi amour, my wife, my holy sanctum, the light at the end of the tunnel, my cute adorable darling. A day dedicated only to you, Kozeki Ui!~”. The song’s theme of fixated, almost over-the-top admiration parallels tweets such as “Happy Valentine's Day Ui🥰🥰 It's been three and a half years since the day you became the beacon of hope in my life, lighting up the path in my darkest times.”. Even when talking about games or aesthetics, Ui is still the central focus, as seen in “Ui Is in the GAMEEEE” and “I've been into Jirai keis recently and would really like to see more of the aesthetic, especially so on Ui.”. Overall, the intense, singular devotion described in obsessed mirrors how they frame Ui as their constant emotional center and life inspiration.
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