Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Awareness: Felix recognizes his tendency to give up on goals, as seen when he says “I know my bitch ass will instantly give up tmr!!!!”
- Aspirational: He shows a desire for self-improvement and growth, stating “2026 ill do better”
- Humorous: Felix uses self-deprecating humor to cope with pain, tweeting “ouh owie :( youch ow” regarding his injuries.
- Considerate: He avoids burdening others with his struggles because “ik what its like to be on the other side and not knowing what to say”
- Goal-Oriented: He actively attempts to establish new routines, declaring “okay new diet starts NOW”
Weaknesses:
- Nicotine Dependency: He struggles with severe cravings and admits “it’s almost as if its an addition.......”
- Self-Harm: Felix engages in dangerous coping mechanisms, posting about a “day old sesh” with self-harm hashtags.
- Emotional Irritability: Withdrawal symptoms negatively affect his social interactions, making him “so fucking annoyed and rude to everyone”
- Body Dissatisfaction: He expresses frustration with his physical appearance, complaining “I dont get how im being 19 yet i look bmi 25”
- Impulsive Habits: He links his substance use to unhealthy eating patterns, noting “when i get my vape ill prob start starving”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Felix mirrors Bart Simpson’s signature rebellious streak and frequent engagement in risky or 'delinquent' behavior, specifically regarding his use of vapes and his admission of being “actually so fucking annoyed and rude to everyone” when facing withdrawals. Much like Bart’s impulsivity, Felix cycles through sudden bursts of motivation and immediate defeat, noting he has nights where he wants to fix his life but knows his “bitch ass will instantly give up tmr!!!!”. His humor is self-deprecating and edgy, exemplified by his reaction to self-harm where he jokes about the transition from “yeeesss more pain” to feeling 'owie.' Ultimately, Felix captures the essence of a troubled teenager who uses humor and a 'don't care' attitude to mask deeper personal struggles and a “forgot i had this account” nonchalance typical of the Simpsons prankster.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Felix exhibits strong Introversion (I) by expressing that sharing mental health struggles feels “embarrassing and it feels like im tryna be an attention seeker”, preferring to process internally rather than socially. His focus on immediate sensory experiences—such as the physical sensation of “yeeesss more pain” followed by “ouh owie”—and his preoccupation with body image and nicotine cravings aligns with Sensing (S). His communication is deeply rooted in Feeling (F), as he describes being “actually so fucking annoyed and rude” based on his emotional state and nicotine withdrawal. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his lack of structure, admitting he “lowkey forgot i had this account” and acknowledging his tendency to “instantly give up tmr” when attempting to set rigid routines.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m no Miku, but if you’re looking for a jackpot, I promise I’m a much better find than some random college closet supplies.
- Are you a fresh vape? Because I’ve been thinking about you all week and the withdrawal is actually killing me.
- Forget the new year's resolution—how about a 'new us' starting now? I promise I won't give up on you by tomorrow morning.
- I'd never call you 'slit-tastic,' but I’d definitely be the partner you can talk to about a relapse without it feeling like 'allat.'
- I might not be a Genshin daily commission, but I'm definitely something you’ve been missing and need to play with again.
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Your new Twitter bio
Felix | 17. Aspiring college student and Genshin Impact fan. Currently navigating life's challenges one nap at a time while searching for the perfect miku merch.– @datafawn
Your signature cocktail
The Slit-tastic Miku-rita
This drink captures the chaotic 'new year, new me' energy of a 17-year-old navigating the highs of “GUESS WHO I HAAAAAAAVVVEEEE” and the lows of being “so fucking annoyed and rude to everyone” without a vape. The smoky mezcal base nods to the addiction struggle where they “cant stop thinking about nicotine”, while the bright blue color honors the need for “money....... miku..........”. It’s a bitter-sweet experimental mess served to someone who says “me cutting: yeeesss more pain yeeesss” but still feels the 'ouh owie' of reality the next day.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Felix demonstrates the Slytherin trait of resourcefulness and self-preservation, evidenced by his excitement over finding supplies in a “random college closet absolute jackpot”. He displays a classic Slytherin self-reliance and fear of appearing vulnerable, stating that sharing mental health struggles “feels like im tryna be an attention seeker” and choosing to handle things alone. His focus on self-image and ambition for personal transformation is clear in his “New year new me!” resolution and his desire to “fix my diet and be more active”. Ultimately, his blunt honesty about his moods and his focus on his own needs over others' perceptions aligns with the more pragmatic and self-focused nature of the house of Salazar.
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Diet Mountain Dew - Lana Del Rey
The song's themes of addiction, self-destruction, and a chaotic youth culture mirror Felix's constant struggle with substance dependence and body image. Felix frequently documents his nicotine withdrawals, stating, “i just want nicotine and a good fucking nap”, which aligns with the song's hazy, desperate atmosphere. His focus on restrictive eating habits, like when he posts “okay new diet starts NOW”, reflects the 'diet' culture and aestheticism present in the track. Furthermore, the lyrics' underlying sense of being trapped in a cycle of bad habits resonates with Felix’s admission that “i know my bitch ass will instantly give up tmr!!!!” when trying to improve his life. Ultimately, the song captures the specific brand of teenage angst and self-deprecating humor seen throughout his feed.
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