Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: He engages deeply with political theory and history, even reading bibliographies in dev diaries and planning to read Diderot after finishing Capital.
- Cultural Appreciation: He shows strong affection for local Swiss culture, specifically citing musicians like Mani Matter and Patent Ochsner as true greats.
- Self-Awareness: He is open about his personal identity and struggles, admitting he might be "genderfluid or sth" and recognizing his own autistic traits.
- Critical Thinking: He provides nuanced critiques of media, such as pointing out how The Legend of Korra discredits the legitimate concerns of its radical groups.
- Wittiness: He uses sharp humor to critique political tropes, such as his "everyone is Hitler now" unified theory of reality.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Hyperbole: He often resorts to violent rhetoric over trivial matters, suggesting people who like old Minecraft textures "should be skinned alive".
- Nihilistic Outlook: He expresses deep pessimism about his future, believing a wrong decision at age ten means he will never be happy.
- Ideological Intolerance: He displays harsh Gatekeeping, stating that "eurofederalists should be allowed" and labeling them as crypto-Nazis.
- Impulsive Rhetoric: He makes extreme statements regarding public figures, such as jokingly threatening to "kill Sam Altman" and then himself.
- Social Isolation: He describes being queer as "horrible" because he finds available community spaces like Reddit or Tumblr to be unbearable.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a profoundly intellectual, politically active 'professional idealist' who often feels alienated by the stupidity of others. They share her sharp, cynical wit regarding government failings, noting that “Democrats are not mad about flagrant violations of international law, they're mad they didn't get to rubber stamp them”. Both characters are defined by their deep-seated leftist principles, with the user even identifying as a “Classical Marxist who calls himself anti revisionist”. Despite their activism, they often face bouts of existential dread, remarking that “doing anything while depressed just feels like this”. Ultimately, their blend of academic rigor, musical interest in the guitar, and social isolation makes them the perfect mirror for Lisa's character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Dave exhibits strong Introversion (I), spending days in solitary activities like “reading Komi Can't Communicate” and expressing discomfort with social labels. His Intuition (N) is evident in his self-proclaimed status as a “professional idealist” and his focus on abstract political theory, such as “reading Capital Vol. 1”. He leads with Thinking (T), often using dry, cynical logic to critique ideologies, notably calling out a lack of “actual absurdist philosophy” in internet discourse. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows through a spontaneous, self-deprecating lifestyle where he “gets bored” and questions his own identity, tweeting “maybe I'm genderfluid or sth idk anymore”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a classical Marxist? Because you’ve definitely seized the means of my heart's production, and I promise there's zero revisionism involved.
- I’d never offer you a dollar like 'Mr. Oil Money,' but I would spend four days straight reading Komi Can't Communicate with you if it meant we could finally communicate.
- Forget the Roman Empire; I’m more interested in your unified theory of reality—even if it means we're both Hitler now.
- Are you a Victoria 3 dev diary? Because I’m ready to study your bibliography and implement some radical revolution together (even if State Atheism is a terrible law).
- I may not be from Liechtenstein, but you can systematically disenfranchise my plans for the weekend if it means we're hanging out.
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Swiss Marxist & avid Paradox gamer. Once spent 4 days reading Komi Can't Communicate in a daze. Exploring political theory, 19th-century maps, and better chords.– @Dave10000000006
Your signature cocktail
The Revisionist’s Bitter Council
This drink captures the chaotic energy of a 19-year-old Swiss Marxist who admits, “maybe I'm genderfluid or sth idk anymore.” The high-proof Absinthe honors the 'Le plus con des suisses' spirit, while the bitter Campari reflects a deep disdain for global politics, especially the belief that “Eurofederalists are all either reddit or crypto nazis.” Despite the heavy theory, the hint of Maraschino reminds us of their softer side, like when they “spent the last four days reading Komi Can't Communicate.” It’s a strong, experimental concoction best served while “doing the radical revolution in Victoria 3.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Dave exhibits a quintessential Ravenclaw obsession with academic rigor and intellectual consistency, frequently critiquing others for lacking depth. His analytical nature is evident in his reading habits, such as when he mentions he's “gonna start reading Diderot when I'm done with Capital Vol. 1” or praises a game because its “dev team has bibliographies in the dev diaries.” He values precise ideological definitions, identifying as a “Classical Marxist who calls himself anti revisionist” while dismissing those who engage with philosophy only for “hype moments and aura.” This combination of a self-described “professional idealist” persona and his biting wit regarding historical and political theory firmly places him in the house of the learned.
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The Internationale - Eugène Pottier / Pierre De Geyter
As a “Classical Marxist who calls himself anti revisionist”, Daveebub’s digital presence is defined by his commitment to revolutionary socialism and working-class organization. He identifies as the “Chairman of the Unemployed Workers Council” and spends his time “reading Capital Vol. 1”, making this historic anthem of the global labor movement a perfect match. The song’s themes of international solidarity align with his critique of the US and EU, as well as his support for the “workers councils of Arak” in Iran. Despite his self-deprecating humor as “Le plus con des suisses”, his constant engagement with political theory and paradox games like Victoria 3 reflects a deep-seated desire for the “radical revolution” celebrated in the anthem.
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