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Dave's rebellious nature, tendency for mischief, and disregard for authority mirror Bart Simpson's personality. His frequent expressions of anger, 'I'm just so angry. I'll give her some of my slim Jim. [picture]', and his desire to rebel against his father, 'I really really really hate my obese fuck of a dad [picture] [quoted tweet]', echo Bart's rebellious spirit. His mischievous nature is evident in his playful tweets, 'Turns out drawing on yourself in sharpie is a bad idea because somehow the stuff I drew on my stomach smeared onto my undershirt [picture]', and his desire to create chaos, 'I want to print out multiple copies of this and put it all over my house [picture]'. His disregard for authority is shown in his criticism of others, 'I think the standards alot of fans have of their creators expecting them to agree with all the political opinions they have is ridiculous. [picture]', and his willingness to challenge norms, 'I'd be alot happier as an individual if everyone in the world was just a little more like me [picture]'. These traits, while often seen as negative, are also essential for pushing boundaries and challenging the status quo, which aligns with Bart's rebellious spirit.

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Art enthusiast | Bring Me The Horizon fan | Obsessed with Eric | Trying to figure out life one tweet at a time.– @daveflesh

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Dave's ambition, cunning, and tendency towards self-preservation align with the traits of Slytherin house. His desire for infamy, 'I need infamy [picture]', and his willingness to manipulate situations to his advantage, 'I'd be alot happier as an individual if everyone in the world was just a little more like me [picture]', are indicative of Slytherin's ambition. His cunning is evident in his attempts to control his online presence, 'I don't get it.. I block literally every femcel I see on my page but I just get MORE femcel posts. [picture]', and his ability to navigate difficult relationships, 'Why did I befriend my ex again why why why why [picture]'. His self-preservation is shown in his fear of his father's anger, 'My dog ran off. My dad doesn't know where she is. When she returns, I'm scared my dad will hit her. [picture]', and his desire to avoid conflict, 'I hate getting attached. Everyone has someone they like better than me. [picture]'. These traits, while often seen as negative, are also essential for survival and success, which aligns with Slytherin's values.

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This song, with its themes of rebellion, angst, and the search for meaning in a chaotic world, perfectly captures Dave's emotional state. His anger towards his father, 'I really really really hate my obese fuck of a dad [picture] [quoted tweet]', and his desire to rebel against societal norms, 'I don't get it.. I block literally every femcel I see on my page but I just get MORE femcel posts. [picture]', resonate with the song's message of defiance against the status quo. The song's dark and dramatic sound aligns with Dave's own aesthetic preferences and his tendency towards darker emotions.

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