DaveStiebGoat
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: His unwavering love for Connor Joe and baseball, as seen in 'Connor Joe may be the goat of working walks,' shows his deep enthusiasm.
- Humorous: He often uses sarcasm and memes, like 'Bro lazy asf 💀,' to entertain and engage with his followers.
- Loyal: His constant support for his teams and players, such as 'Extremely excited to watch my glorious king Connor Joe play baseball today,' highlights his dedication.
- Observant: He notices quirky details, like the Jersey Mike's anecdote about the 'Jackie Robinson' sandwich, and shares them with wit.
- Engaging: He frequently interacts with sports debates and memes, calling out bad takes with tweets like 'Terrible list.'
Weaknesses:
- Overly Critical: He frequently criticizes others' opinions, such as 'Early contender for worst take of the year right here,' which could come off as harsh.
- Obsessive: His intense focus on Connor Joe, as seen in 'I’ve seen enough, Connor Joe for nl mvp,' might limit his broader perspective.
- Casual Procrastinator: Falling asleep and missing his draft, as in 'Fell asleep and missed my draft,' suggests a laid-back approach that can lead to missed opportunities.
- Nostalgic Complainer: His tweet 'Wider tvs really ruined the baseball viewing experience' shows a tendency to lament changes rather than adapt.
- Emotionally Reactive: Tweets like 'This is single handedly going to ruin baseball' show that he can overreact to sports-related decisions.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Connor's mix of humor, food love, and passionate loyalty mirrors Homer Simpson. His tweet 'Guest #1 at the local in n out. The stuff of dreams' could easily be a Homer moment. Like Homer, he’s deeply invested in his interests, as seen in 'Connor Joe may be the goat of working walks.' His sarcastic takes, like 'Wider tvs really ruined the baseball viewing experience,' align with Homer’s exaggerated complaints. Both are lovable, funny, and occasionally over-the-top.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
Connor fits the ESFP type: outgoing, spontaneous, and fun-loving. His extroversion shines in his frequent tweets about sports and food adventures, like 'Guest #1 at the local in n out.' His spontaneity is evident in his humorous and off-the-cuff takes, such as 'Bro lazy asf 💀.' He’s observant of details, like the Jersey Mike’s anecdote, showing his sensory focus. His passion for engaging with others and sharing his excitement, as in '76ERS WON A GAME,' aligns with the ESFP’s love for the spotlight.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Connor Joe highlight reel? Because I can’t stop replaying you in my mind.
- You must be a Padres game, because being around you feels like a win every time.
- Are you In-N-Out? Because you’re the stuff of dreams, and I’d wait in line for you any day.
- Are you Manny Machado? Because I think I’m in love with you too.
- You must be a baseball game under the lights, because you’ve got me glowing.
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Connor | Baseball romantic & Connor Joe evangelist | Padres, 76ers, and chaos enthusiast | First in line at In-N-Out, last to draft my fantasy team | Hot takes and memes daily 🫵⚾– @DaveStiebGoat
Your signature cocktail
The Connor Joe Mule
The 'Connor Joe Mule' reflects Connor’s bold yet classic personality. Ginger beer adds a spicy kick, much like his sarcastic humor in 'Doesn’t know ball 🫵.' Lime juice brings zest, echoing his excitement in '76ERS WON A GAME.' Bourbon represents his loyalty and depth, as seen in his admiration for players like Manny Machado. The bitters add complexity, nodding to his critical takes like 'Terrible list.' It’s a drink as layered and lively as Connor’s tweets.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Connor's loyalty to his teams and players, like 'Connor Joe may be the goat of working walks,' aligns with Hufflepuff's value of dedication. His tweet 'Guest #1 at the local in n out. The stuff of dreams' shows he appreciates simple joys, a very Hufflepuff trait. While he can be critical, his humor and engagement with others suggest a friendly and approachable personality. His passion for baseball and food adventures further reflect the grounded and hardworking nature of Hufflepuffs.
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Centerfield - John Fogerty
This classic baseball anthem captures Connor’s love for the sport, as seen in 'Back to back 1 2 3 innings Pads lowkey goated.' The line 'Put me in, coach' reflects his excitement for watching his favorite players, like 'Connor Joe against LA is gonna be electric.' The song’s nostalgic vibe ties to his complaints about modern baseball, such as 'Wider tvs really ruined the baseball viewing experience.' It’s a perfect soundtrack for his baseball-centric life.
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