Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Davi most closely matches Lisa Simpson: highly studious, anxious about the future, and very emotionally intense. They talk a lot about school, exams, and extra challenges like being invited to a chemistry olympiad (“Fui convidado para as olimpíadas de química ebaaaa”), echoing Lisa’s overachiever nature. Their interest in multiple academic paths and love of biology, medicine, and complex subjects (“Socorro de crise de dúvida sobre carreira, minha paixão por Anatomia e medicina tão voltando” and “A professora acabou de dar toda a matéria de química orgânica [...] e quer que a gente tenha absorvido tudo”) mirrors Lisa’s curiosity and pressure to excel. Emotionally, Davi is introspective and sometimes overwhelmed, like Lisa at her most vulnerable, as seen in tweets such as “Eu sinto como se eu já não me conhecesse [...] eu me perdi em mim mesmo e não sei como me encontrar” and “Caralho, eu só quero chorar, só isso, eu preciso dormir e não consigo também”. At the same time, they’re creative and artsy—doing drawings, colorings, and dubs (“Eu acho que ficou legal, minha primeira dub postada aqui no perfil”)—which fits Lisa’s musical and artistic side. Their occasional political edge and strong opinions (“Se eu fosse 100% sincero com meus ideias políticos eu ia preso”) also resemble Lisa’s tendency to be outspoken about what she believes is right.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They lean introvert: most activities are solitary or 1:1 (studying, drawing, fan dubs), and even social tweets show fatigue or distance, like "Eu não quero fazer nada no meu aniversário, mas querem me obrigar a fazer, tenso." and repeated trouble with their class such as "Achava que o pessoal da minha turma era legal e gostavam de mim, mas na verdade só são sarcásticos e eu não entendo, e falam mal pelas costas.". Their thinking is strongly intuitive: they often extrapolate from events into meanings about identity and life, e.g. "Eu sinto como se eu já não me conhecesse... eu me perdi em mim mesmo e não sei como me encontrar" and reflections like "Realmente, as vezes as pessoas têm oque precisam e jogam isso de lado... Se soubessem oque é uma relação complicada mesmo...". They are clearly feeling-oriented, centering emotions, relationships, and values over cold logic, seen in tweets about being hurt by others’ attitudes "Cara... Sinceramente, as vezes eu fico mal por conta desse tipo de atitude dessa pessoa...." and strong moral stances like "Castração química deveria ser OBRIGATORIA em caso de estupro ou abuso de vulneráveis...". At the same time, they show judging traits: heavy focus on school performance, future careers, and structured studying—e.g. keeping old national exam models for future use "Meu guarda roupas tá cheio de provas modelo dos exames nacionais do ano passado..." and planning paths in criminology/biomedicine while worrying about requirements "A um pequeno risco de criminologia não ser aceito no concurso público para perito criminal, socorro Deus...". The combination of introspection, future‑oriented idealism, intense feelings about ethics and relationships, and organized academic planning best fits INFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said 70 minutes of basketball completely wrecked you… lucky for you, my favorite sport is helping tired criminology students stretch and recover. Want a post‑game study + cuddle session?
- You couldn’t sleep at 4:30, quoting ‘o meu egoísmo bateu na porta…’ — I also don’t sleep, but that’s mostly because I’m busy imagining a universe where we go to a 7MZ show together instead of just tweeting about it.
- Your chemistry teacher tried to shove all of organic chemistry into 2 hours — how about we balance that with an all‑evening ‘integration to Davi’ class? I promise I’ll actually absorb everything about you.
- You’re out here doing fan dubs AND getting invited to dub hentai… I’m just saying, if you ever need someone to play the role of ‘partner who supports your career and brings snacks while you record,’ I’m available for casting.
- You tweeted that you feel lost in yourself and unsure who you are; honestly, from your drawings, love for biology and anatomy, and saving old exam papers to help others, I already see someone kind, smart, and passionate — I’d love the chance to help you see that too, maybe over coffee that doesn’t end up spilled on you this time.
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Your new Twitter bio
High school student who aced chem, suffers in geology & draws between study sessions. Future forensic nerd who once got invited to dub hentai by accident.– @Davi___234
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Crimino-Latte Nebula
This drink starts with a dark chocolate espresso shot, fueled by their late-night study grinds and insomnia, echoing tweets like “Eu só quero dormir, que raiva, eu não consigo dormir...” and their love of anatomy, medicine and hard work toward exams and contests. The black vodka (or charcoal vodka) represents the dark, introspective vibe of a profile called Davi 🌑 and lines like “Eu sinto como se eu já não me conhecesse... eu me perdi em mim mesmo”, tying into their criminology/perícia criminal dreams. A splash of red energy drink channels the chaotic, hyper student life of someone who tweets “70 minutos diretos jogando basquete me lascou viu ksksksksksk” and keeps bouncing between olympiads, fan dubs and career crises. Lavender syrup adds a soft, comforting sweetness for the affectionate side that says things like “O brigado Itaaa, também te amo muito 💜💜” and wants a boyfriend while still being super caring with friends and pets. Finally, a light citrus foam on top symbolizes the hopeful, nerdy-geek excitement of shows, anime and 7 Minutoz (“Caralho, que noite, isso foi incrível, muito obrigado 7 mtz”), giving a bright, experimental twist to an otherwise dark, moody cocktail.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Davi shows a strong intellectual and academic orientation, which aligns closely with Ravenclaw. They talk repeatedly about studying, exams, and subject passion: for example, they say they are going to study in “Tô indo estudar, flw” and celebrate academic achievement in “Pela primeira vez gabaritei uma prova da matéria de integração a PC, tô muito feliz” and “Tô feliz, tive nota máxima, acertei tudoooooo ^^”. Their curiosity and love of learning is clear in posts about chemistry, biology, anatomy, and complex topics, such as “Estou terminando o meu trabalho de química, é um portifolio pessoal com toda a matéria de química que dei até o momento… Gostariam que eu liberasse?” and “Socorro de crise de dúvida sobre carreira, minha paixão por Anatomia e medicina tão voltando”. Ambitious academic and professional goals—criminology, forensic science, and biomedicine—appear in the bio and in tweets like “A um pequeno risco de criminologia não ser aceito no concurso público para perito criminal, socorro Deus, eu quero muito fazer criminologia....”, showing a future-focused, knowledge-driven mindset. The way they argue logically about medical specialization in “um clínico geral não faz a mesma coisa que um ginecologista ou um cardiologista…” and thoughtfully compare digital vs physical media in “Depende muito, eu gosto do digital pela possiblidade de manipulação…” further emphasizes analytical thinking over pure impulse. While there are hints of emotion and frustration, their defining pattern is intellectual curiosity, academic pride, and reflective analysis—core Ravenclaw traits.
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Your song
Lovely - Billie Eilish & Khalid
A well‑known song that fits Davi best is Lovely by Billie Eilish & Khalid, because it captures both emotional struggle and quiet resilience. They often express feeling lost or overwhelmed, like when they say “Eu sinto como se eu já não me conhecesse, ou como se eu fosse alguém completamente diferente, eu já nem sem quem eu sou, eu me perdi em mim mesmo e não sei como me encontrar” and “Caralho, eu só quero chorar, só isso, eu preciso dormir e não consigo também, que ódio.”, which matches the song’s themes of being trapped in one’s own mind. At the same time, they keep studying hard, celebrating good grades and opportunities, as in “Pela primeira vez gabaritei uma prova da matéria de integração a PC, tô muito feliz” and “Fui convidado para as olimpíadas de química ebaaaa”, reflecting the song’s subtle hopefulness under the sadness. Their mix of dark humor and emotional depth in tweets like “Se eu fosse 100% sincero com meus ideias políticos eu ia preso.” and “Aí gente, to bem não, sentimento ruim do nada, coração estranho, mal pressentimento 🫥” also aligns with the melancholic yet introspective tone of Lovely. Overall, the song’s atmosphere of vulnerability, confusion, and a desire to get better mirrors Davi’s blend of anxiety, ambition, and sensitivity.
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