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The account fits Bart Simpson best: irreverent, chronically online, and always oscillating between shitposting and oddly sincere moments. Like Bart, they lean into edgy humor and provocation, from posts like “4chan realmente é um lugar retardado” to the mock-legal bit about problematic media in “⚠️ TÁ NA LEI! ⚠️ • Art. 6969...”. There’s also the same mix of juvenile horniness and self-awareness you’d expect from Bart growing up online, with tweets such as “se você se parece com alguma das 3 as minhas dms estão abertas!!” and “yeah bro just let me (a 23 year old balding male) ship myself with megumin there's nothing weird about it”. At the same time, you see surprising emotional insight and melodramatic flair akin to Bart’s rare serious episodes, like “Se eu pudesse escolher onde, quando e como morrer, provavelmente seria sangrando em um campo de girassóis às 08:30 de uma terça feira” and the friendship/gacha metaphor in “Amizades são como um gacha...”. The heavy focus on games and anime, constant exaggeration (“FULL METAL DAEMON MURAMASA ME ENSINOU A NÃO CONFIAR EM NENHUM HOMEM DE BIGODE PARTIDO”), and tendency to rant when frustrated (“perdi mais uma run de tainted eden PUTA QUE PARIU EU VOU DESINSTALAR ESSE JOGO”) all underline that chaotic, adolescent Bart energy rather than the more responsible or idealistic vibes of characters like Lisa or Marge.

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They come across as more introverted than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solo media consumption (games, anime, visual novels) and introspective feelings, like fantasizing about dying in a field of sunflowers in “Se eu pudesse escolher onde, quando e como morrer, provavelmente seria sangrando em um campo de girassóis às 08:30 de uma terça feira”, rather than parties or large social circles. Their interests and comments clearly favor intuition over sensing; they dive into themes, subversions and symbolism, as when they analyze Muramasa’s character writing in “Esse primeiro capítulo de Muramasa é bem escrito pra caralho, é subversão de expectativa do início ao fim” and talk about allegories in “minha alegoria trans favorita”. The tone is strongly thinking-oriented: they’re blunt, argumentative and analytical, often mocking others’ reasoning, like in “4chan realmente é um lugar retardado” and their sardonic breakdown of Twitter moralism in “De acordo com o twitter, você é pedófilo se gostar de...”. At the same time, they show emotional intensity but process it through critique and logic, such as dissecting character routes and design choices in Devil Survivor in “Deram um sprite pro fodendo amigo de 2 minutos do Atsuro… Isso diminui pra caralho o impacto do plot do Gin e da Haru”. Their lifestyle and expression fit perceiving more than judging: they complain about procrastination and chaos rather than structure, like “tropa dos que não aguenta mais ou algo assim”, binge media impulsively, and their feed is a rapid-fire stream of reactions, memes and shifting topics rather than orderly plans. Altogether, an inward, analytical media nerd who lives in abstractions, debates and spontaneous rants lines up best with INTP.

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VN enjoyer, Megaten evangelist & coffee addict. Once nearly cried at a 3DS screen, now I just yell about game design and openings on main.– @David_Dot2

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This drink starts with an espresso shot for the terminal caffeine enjoyer who’s up at absurd hours, like when they said they were “almost 2am and drinking coffee” in “quase duas horas da manhã e bebendo café quem nunca”. A cherry cola reduction nods to their junk‑fuel vibe and specific taste, as seen in “halls de cereja + coca zero”, giving the cocktail a sweet but slightly artificial edge. Smoky mezcal brings the heavy, dramatic energy of someone who jokes about dying in poetic ways like “If I could choose where, when and how to die, it would probably be bleeding in a sunflower field at 08:30 on a Tuesday”, and who rants in all caps about games and routes being PEAK in tweets like “FULL METAL DAEMON MURAMASA ME ENSINOU A NÃO CONFIAR EM NENHUM HOMEM DE BIGODE PARTIDO”. Dark chocolate bitters represent their mix of bitterness and thoughtfulness, from complaining about fandom discourse in “De acordo com the twitter, you are a pedophile if you like: short women, women with skirts…” to nuanced takes on characters like in “I really don't like that she only truly develops on the last day of the game”. Finally, a splash of sparkling tonic water adds fizz and chaos, mirroring the shitpost‑y, hyperactive timeline of someone who can go from “twitter taught me that ALL ROADS LEAD TO PORN” to emotional VN analysis like “This first chapter of Muramasa is insanely well written, subverting expectations from start to finish”. Altogether it’s strong, slightly bitter, oddly sweet, and very online—just like @David_Dot2.

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Their timeline revolves around analysis and close reading, especially of games and anime, which strongly points to Ravenclaw. They dig into narrative structure and character writing in detail, like when they break down Muramasa’s first chapter as “subversão de expectativa do início ao fim” and explain character reversals in courage vs. cowardice in “Esse primeiro capítulo de Muramasa é bem escrito pra caralho, é subversão de expectativa do início ao fim. O que parecia ser o mais corajoso do grupo na verdade era o mais covarde, enquanto o que aparentava ser o mais covarde era o mais corajoso.”. They also show a habit of critically dissecting mechanics and design, e.g. discussing SMT IV combat opinions in terms of system understanding instead of vibes in “geralmente as opiniões sobre o combate do SMT IV se dividem em... (não sabe jogar)” and giving a numeric, fairly clinical verdict on a metroidvania in “tipo não é ruim mas tb não é 'CARALHO QUE JOGO PICA' é só um metroidvania em sua forma mais crua, 5.5/10”. Their enjoyment of meta-discussion about fandoms and media reception, as in “Brutal que quando um anime ou mangá fica popular ele simplesmente começa a ser desprezado pela bolha mais 'cult' de otaku. Dandadan, Frieren e Chainsaw Man são todas ótimas obras que nego não consegue dar valor agora que virou 'de normie'”, shows a reflective, pattern‑seeking mindset. There are flashes of Gryffindor-like moral commentary and Slytherin-style edge, such as their political filter joke in “FILTRAGEM DE BETA: TUTORIAL APERTEI 13 NA URNA (pra afastar os diddyreita) SOU PROFICTION E PROSHIP (pra afastar a esquerdalha)”, but these are wrapped in irony and media discourse rather than driving their core identity. Overall, the consistent focus on critique, theme analysis, and meta-humor about art and storytelling fits Ravenclaw best.

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Their timeline mixes irony, depressive humor, and grand, melodramatic feelings in a way that fits Welcome to the Black Parade perfectly. They’ll casually say things like wanting to die rather than repeat a task, as in “hora de fazer mais duas vezes (prefiro a morte)”, but it’s wrapped in humor and exaggeration, just like the song’s theatrical angst. There’s a strong sense of identification with tragic or tormented characters and narratives, from Megaten and Muramasa to anime like Evangelion and Chainsaw Man, visible in tweets such as “Estou agonizando brutalmente. EU SEI MUITO BEM AONDE ISSO TÁ INDO...” and the way they praise tragic routes and characters. They also balance this darkness with affection and memes, like “minha esposa puta e nossos dois filhos estúpidos ❤️” and emotional gushing over hype moments and openings, which matches the song’s shift from grief to defiant, hopeful catharsis. Overall, the dramatic, self-aware, and emotionally intense tone of their tweets mirrors the theatrical emo grandeur of Welcome to the Black Parade.

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