DavidKlion
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Your Simpsons character
Lisa is the ideal Simpsons match: intellectually serious, morally driven, and often frustrated by the compromise of institutions. David’s insistence on moral accountability ('the Gaza genocide has made plain...') and his history‑centric frame ('If you’re not a student of history...') echo Lisa’s combination of idealism and critical reasoning. Both are prone to sigh at the status quo and to keep trying to improve public discourse.

Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ fits David: he exhibits dominant introverted intuition in a long‑range focus (writing a book 'THE NEOCON LEGACY (Doubleday, 2027)' and framing present problems historically: 'A reminder that everything that has happened was knowable and predictable on the morning of October 7, 2023'). His thinking function shows in logical, strategic critiques ('Set aside her ideology for a second. She was hired to gut a newsroom...'), while judging traits appear in his drive to organize public argument and hold institutions accountable (repeated columns and podcast appearances). He is not primarily performative for its own sake but instrumental — deploys media appearances to advance arguments — which aligns with INTJ strategy and planning.

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Author (THE NEOCON LEGACY, Doubleday, 2027) | Columnist, The Nation | Contributing editor, Jewish Currents | Media critic who studies history, calls out institutional rot, and occasionally binge‑watches movies in Brooklyn. DMs open for sources & smart takes.– @DavidKlion

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The 'Brooklyn Columnist' blends cerebral and worldly notes: Japanese whisky nods to his 'long deferred dream' of Tokyo, the dry vermouth gives an editorial dryness that matches his analytic tone, citrus bitters add the sharpness of his polemics ('I still think a lot of people don’t understand...'), and a touch of honey tempers the drink like the humane instincts he shows when praising colleagues in danger. It's a neat, slightly austere cocktail for late‑night writing sessions.

Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw fits because David privileges intellectual rigor, historical learning, and nuanced argument: 'If you’re not a student of history you have no business being a student of politics' captures that ethos. He pursues longform projects like 'THE NEOCON LEGACY (Doubleday, 2027)' and brings research and context into his media critiques, which is a Ravenclaw pattern. He can be combative, but his combative mode often stems from a desire to correct factual or moral errors rather than pure bravado.

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Dylan’s anthem of social shift matches David’s sense that political and media paradigms are moving — he writes 'my rage at these people has not abated but there’s no denying we are in a new paradigm' and celebrates moments that rearrange elites. The song’s combination of moral urgency and historical register fits his voice.

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