Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: He shows intense enthusiasm for his interests, from celebrating “GERMÁN CANO É O DEUS DO FUTEBOL” to hyping the release of Hogwarts Legacy.
- Eclectic Taste: He embraces a wide variety of media, enjoying everything from “metal” and Baldur's Gate 3 to classic literature like Anna Karenina.
- Authentic Self: He is open about his identity and quirks, proudly listing himself as a “nerd” and an Android user while exploring his LGBTQ+ identity.
- Interactive Personality: He frequently engages in community trends and games, such as asking followers to “comenta um '?'” to share music recommendations.
- Appreciative Critic: He recognizes quality in art, specifically praising the “extraordinary” writing and design in games like BG3 and Avatar.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Language: He often resorts to aggressive swearing when frustrated, such as threatening to “massacrar esse árbitro” during football matches.
- Overly Judgmental: He can be dismissive of others' intelligence, publicly calling a user “muito burrinha” or harshly criticizing font choices.
- Delusional Optimism: His sports takes are heavily biased, such as claiming his team would “venceriamos facilmente o mundial” based on temporary form.
- Self-Deprecating: He expresses extreme desires to escape his own intelligence, tweeting “EU QUERO SER BURRO” to avoid the burden of consciousness.
- Contradictory Views: His feelings on rivals are chaotic; he celebrates individual icons while wishing ill on their teams, as seen with “PARABÉNS MESSI e MORRA ARGENTINA”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Davi is a self-proclaimed “nerd” who finds pride in his intellectual pursuits and niche interests, such as “indie games” and complex films like Poor Things. He displays a refined and eclectic taste in music, ranging from “metal” to “MPB”, and isn't afraid to express strong opinions on media, such as calling a book's characters “Anna Karenina and Conde Vronsky, por favor morram lentamente”. Despite his occasional desire to be “desprovido de qualquer saber” to escape the burden of consciousness, he remains deeply engaged in culture and social commentary. His passion for justice even extends to sports, where he expresses intense frustration with authority, shouting “Eu vou massacrar esse árbitro” when things go wrong.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Davi exhibits the Extroverted (E) energy of a social engager, frequently participating in interactive Twitter trends and expressing loud, outward enthusiasm for sports and media, such as when he shouts “HOJE VAI SER ESCULACHOOOO”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on abstract media analysis and gaming narratives rather than mundane daily life, notably praising the complexity of Baldur's Gate 3 because “oq esse jogo faz é extraordinário”. He leans toward Feeling (F) as his opinions are deeply rooted in personal values and emotional resonance, describing a film as one that “aqueceu meu coração, assistam, VAI GAYS!!!”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature shows through a spontaneous, eclectic stream of consciousness and a self-confessed lack of regular attendance on the platform, admitting “não sou muito de ficar no x” while jumping between diverse interests like football, indie games, and musical aesthetics.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you German Cano? Because you definitely just scored a first-class ticket to my heart. L!
- I promise I’m not as toxic as this app, but I’d definitely be willing to subestimate my intelligence just to be 'burro' with you.
- Forget Mauricio de Sousa—we don't need him to canonize us to know that we’d make a legendary couple.
- I may not be an indie game, but I’d still love to be the Baldur’s Gate 3 to your GOTY and spend 100+ hours exploring your world.
- I’m an Android user with a great music taste and a love for garlic bread... does that fulfill enough of your 'minoria' requirements for a date?
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Fluminense enthusiast and indie gamer with a passion for metal and BG3. Still waiting for bissexual Chico Bento and trying to outsmart my Android's font settings.– @davitamanduaa
Your signature cocktail
The 'Meio Viado' Multiverse Spritz
This cocktail is a vibrant mix of high-energy passion and 'nerd' culture, served in a glass that screams “VAI GAYS!!!”. The Cachaça base celebrates his intense devotion to Fluminense and the belief that “GERMÁN CANO É O DEUS DO FUTEBOL”, while the violet liqueur pays homage to his love for “Personagem roxo”. The tonic represents the 'hype' of a “fã de jogo indie” winning GOTY, balanced by bitters to handle the “toxicidade dessa rede social”. It’s a drink for someone who wants to escape consciousness because “n da pra continuar tendo consciência”, but still wants to look stylish doing it.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Davi exhibits a strong Ravenclaw affinity through his intellectual curiosity and self-proclaimed nerdiness, explicitly labeling himself as a “Nerd ✅” and expressing a meta-desire for ignorance because his “conscience” and knowledge are too heavy to bear. He demonstrates analytical critical thinking when evaluating media, such as fearing for the “writing” of the Avatar live-action or critiquing literary characters in Anna Karenina. His participation in numerous complex music and color challenges shows a love for categorization and sharing his “musical taste”, while his passion for Baldur's Gate 3 and indie games highlights an appreciation for intricate, creative systems. Ultimately, his wit and focus on specific aesthetic and technical details—like his visceral “hatred” for a bad font—mark him as a true seeker of quality and intellect.
Your movie
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Buddy Holly - Weezer
This song perfectly captures the essence of a proud, self-proclaimed geek who is fiercely defensive of his interests and identity. Davi openly embraces his nerdiness, stating “Minorias que eu sou: ... Usuário de android ✅ Nerd ✅”, much like the song's celebration of alternative culture. His passion for gaming and music is evident when he mentions “Pprt, ainda bem bg3 ganhou esse goty, oq esse jogo faz é extraordinário” and his love for metal, specifically “Dave Mustaine em top 10”. Despite his self-deprecating humor about being “burro, desprovido de qualquer saber”, he remains a devoted fan of indie games and niche media. The track’s blend of power-pop and rock mirrors his chaotic but endearing energy, ranging from his love for One Piece to his intense football fandom where he declares “GERMÁN CANO É O DEUS DO FUTEBOL”.
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