Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Openly jokes about his own struggles and failures, like calling himself a NEET in “I’m a real neet at the moment” and clowning his gaming skills in “#BitchMade #PussyGamer #StickingToVns”.
- Media passion: Shows deep engagement with anime, manga, games, and VNs, doing tierlists and commentary in posts like “Isekai tierlist, tiers are ranked” and praising games like “Hello charlotte episode 2✅ Sooo gooodddd”.
- Critical thinking: Questions creators and content ethically, as in criticizing Oda’s associations in “Oda is friends with watsuki and defends rapists this ape can’t be my mangaka” and noting problematic media in “Unfortunately it’s a masterpiece but I don’t condone anything that the game contains”.
- Playful creativity: Invents quirky hypotheticals and jokes, like the anteater/“feeteater” bit in “anteater is such a crazy name for an animal like imagine if they called me feeteater” and the Braille date joke in “When I’m on a date with blind shyt and she taps...”.
- Emotional openness: Shares anxiety, cold loneliness, and fear quite candidly in tweets like “I’ve been feeling anxious constantly for like 2 weeks straight” and “I’m feeling the type of cold only the soft embrace of a beautiful woman’s bosom can warm up”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or dehumanizing phrasing, such as calling Oda an “ape” in “this ape can’t be my mangaka” and telling people to keep a character away from a child in “Keep ruijerd away from that child 🖕”.
- Negativity bias: Often frames experiences as miserable or doomed, like “Another year of being a bum🕊️” and “Some days the goop is great, today is not one of those days”.
- Self-defeating attitude: Leans into giving up or expecting failure, deleting Canvas early in “I know I’m not seeing anything good” and announcing “I’m happy to announce i'm dropping out of uni”.
- Provocative edginess: Uses shock or sexual jokes that can alienate others, like the erectile dysfunction tweet “Every man needs to experience erectile dysfunction once in their life to learn what fear is” and the mannequin-groping anecdote in “saw a guy groping the mannequins man😭”.
- Romantic fixation: Frequently centers loneliness and needing a partner, such as “Not tweeting until I get a girlfriend” and fantasizing about comfort in “the soft embrace of a beautiful woman’s bosom”, suggesting attachment to external validation.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The mix of self-deprecation, impulsive decisions, and oddly sincere emotions lines up closest with Homer Simpson. Like Homer quitting or slacking on a whim, this user casually announces big life choices such as "I'm happy to announce i'm dropping out of uni" and jokes about being a bum in "Another year of being a bum🕊️". Their humor is crude but playful, as in "Every man needs to experience erectile dysfunction once in their life to learn what fear is" and "when my son jerks off to vtubers, my daughter runs a proship twt account and my wife is a zoro fan so I just end it all", very much in Homer’s over-the-top, family-centric comedic style. At the same time, there’s a vulnerable, anxious side under the jokes, seen in "I’ve been feeling anxious constantly for like 2 weeks straight I think something terrible is happening to me soon 🕊️🕊️" and the bio “fragile relationships, useless work and empty victories,” reflecting Homer’s frequent feelings of inadequacy. Finally, their passionate, slightly obsessive media takes — from isekai tierlists to "Objective ranking of the yonko" — mirror Homer’s tendency to throw himself all-in to hobbies and fandoms with loud, chaotic enthusiasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most content centers on solitary media consumption and inner life – visual novels, manga, and games – rather than social events, e.g. “Started watching one piece when I was sabo’s age… now I’m luffy’s age” and “Tried playing celeste and gave up #BitchMade #PussyGamer #StickingToVns”; their bio “fragile relationships, useless work and empty victories” also reads as self-reflective and somewhat withdrawn. They clearly favor Intuition (N) over concrete Sensing: they enjoy hypotheticals and meta commentary like “Thread of hypotheticals I’ve thought up, answer if you want🫰” and conceptual jokes such as “anteater is such a crazy name for an animal like imagine if they called me feeteater”. Their style is strongly Thinking (T): they criticize creators and fandoms with blunt, analytical judgments, e.g. “Oda is friends with watsuki and defends rapists this ape can’t be my mangaka” and “’One of the best manga, next to solo leveling’😂😭✌️”, and they dissect character morality in media with comparative logic as in “Frieren: I want to kill ALL demons… Now tell me, who’s truly evil?”. Their lifestyle and tweeting pattern suggest Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they admit disorganization and procrastination – “Semester isn’t even over yet but I still deleted canvas because I know I’m not seeing anything good” and “I'm happy to announce i'm dropping out of uni” – and often tweet in a spontaneous, impulsive tone, like “Not tweeting until I get a girlfriend”, a ‘plan’ they clearly don’t rigidly follow. Taken together, the introspective, abstract, analytical, and unstructured vibe best fits INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you hip thrust 80kg for 5 reps and can ‘hip thrust everyone in the replies’… does that PR come with emotional support and Kingdom analysis, or is that a DLC I gotta unlock? 👀
- You dropped out of uni, call yourself a real NEET, and still make tierlists, media threads and hypotheticals like it’s a full-time job. Be honest, are you trying to speedrun ‘useless work and empty victories’ or do you want to co-op that route with me?
- You’re out here defending demons from Frieren, clowning Rudeus’ creep moments, and side‑eyeing ‘problematic media’ while still enjoying it… I think you’d treat my morally gray ass better than half the authors you read.
- You said every man needs to experience erectile dysfunction once to know fear, but I think the real horror is me trying to impress the person who beat Celeste, Disco Elysium, Needy Streamer Overload, Jack in a Castle, AND Coffin of Andy and Leyley. Can I at least get an easy‑mode route to your heart?
- You said you won’t tweet until you get a girlfriend and then immediately kept tweeting… so if I volunteer for the position, does that finally let you log off, or do we just turn #pokibox and #joblesspoki into our co-op tags?
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Your new Twitter bio
Ex-uni NEET, hip-thrusting 80kg and overthinking anime. Once deleted Canvas mid-semester and still believed in the power of a reread.– @DavyDTeach
Your signature cocktail
The NEETy Streamer Overload
This drink hits like a late-night doomscroll: strong, a little bitter, and weirdly comforting, matching their current vibes of being “a real neet at the moment” and dropping out of uni in “I'm happy to announce i'm dropping out of uni”. The Japanese whisky nods to their love of anime/manga and isekai, from “Isekai tierlist, tiers are ranked” to “Just isekai me already I’m ready”. Cold brew coffee mirrors their insomnia-anxious energy and constant overthinking, like “I’ve been feeling anxious constantly for like 2 weeks straight I think something terrible is happening to me soon 🕊️🕊️”. Ume liqueur adds a sweet-sour note for the fragile, sentimental side in their bio and tweets like “Leaves from the vine… Little soldier boy… Comes marching home” and all the #pokibox/#pokibond emotional posting. A touch of salt represents the salty, unfiltered commentary in posts such as “Oda is friends with watsuki and defends rapists this ape can’t be my mangaka” and “Every man needs to experience erectile dysfunction once in their life to learn what fear is”. The dark rim (charcoal or black sugar) reflects their love of problematic, dark or messy media from “Unfortunately it’s a masterpiece but I don’t condone anything that the game contains ❤️🩹” and “When you finish some #Problematic media and can’t xeet it because you don’t wanna get blocked”, giving the whole cocktail a slightly cursed, but irresistible aesthetic.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is dominated by media analysis, wordplay, and curiosity, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They frequently dissect stories and characters, like when they contrast Frieren and Rudeus in a moral/philosophical way in “Frieren: I want to kill ALL demons… Now tell me, who’s truly evil?”, showing analytical thinking rather than just emotional siding. They clearly enjoy exploring ideas and hypotheticals for fun, as seen in “Thread of hypotheticals I’ve thought up, answer if you want🫰”, and they poke at translation nuances in “Interesting translation choice”, which reflects a detail-oriented, intellectual curiosity. Even their jokes often hinge on clever language or conceptual twists, like the braille gag in “When I’m on a date with blind shyt and she taps ‘⠠⠊⠀⠇⠕⠧⠑⠀⠽⠳’ on the table so I know she’s the one” and the wordplay in “anteater is such a crazy name for an animal like imagine if they called me feeteater”. While they show some Gryffindor-like moral stances (e.g., criticizing Oda’s defense of abusers in “Oda is friends with watsuki and defends rapists this ape can’t be my mangaka”), the strongest consistent pattern is a witty, reflective engagement with media and ideas, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The mix of self-deprecating humor, loneliness, and yearning in their tweets fits the mood of Creep almost perfectly. Their bio, “fragile relationships, useless work and empty victories”, already echoes the song’s themes of inadequacy and disillusionment. They joke about their own failures and stagnation, like “Another year of being a bum🕊️” and “Semester isn’t even over yet but I still deleted canvas because I know I’m not seeing anything good”, which matches the song’s self-loathing tone. At the same time, there’s a desire for comfort and connection, as in “I’m feeling the type of cold only the soft embrace of a beautiful woman’s bosom can warm up” and “Not tweeting until I get a girlfriend”. Even their black humor about anxiety and doom, like “I’ve been feeling anxious constantly for like 2 weeks straight I think something terrible is happening to me soon 🕊️🕊️”, resonates with the song’s sense of being fundamentally out of place.
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