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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: a chaotic, sharp-tongued teenager who lives online causing mischief but clearly cares a lot about his niche interests. Like Bart, he’s irreverent and constantly clowning on others, from calling anime washed in “Anime so washed” to roasting isekai in “Wow isekai is so shit ✌️”. His sense of humor is bratty and provocative, shown when he jokes about his breakfast destroying his stomach in “ever since finishing my food I haven’t been able to leave the toilet” and when he openly beefs with people like “@bbyalubam unblock me u fat fuck 🔞”. At the same time, he’s intensely loyal to his obsessions and friends, hyping up Usogui/Usopp constantly with tags like “#UsoppGui” and reminiscing about mutuals in “It’s late nights like this where I miss @iuiuiuopipipipi”. The mix of juvenile trolling, pop-culture obsession, and flashes of earnestness is classic Bart energy rather than the more responsible Lisa or the more adult, out-of-touch Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extravert (E): they thrive on interaction, banter, and public discourse, constantly replying, quote-tweeting, and initiating bits like “Let the games begin @bbyalubam unblock me u fat fuck 🔞 #UsoppGui” and openly searching for new mutuals in “looking for mutuals ! … any fandom are welcome ! #promotwt #stantwt #kpoptwt #ruthtwt”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive (N): they obsess over patterns, meta, and abstract evaluations of writing and arcs, e.g. “KY declaration is a good arc when u got a high IQ like me Only real Usogui fans can understand and appreciate the subtle writing in this arc. #UsoppGui” and broad tiering takes like “Hunter exam is 9.5, killua thing was a 7.5, yorknew an 8.5, greed island a 9.5”. They lean strongly Thinking (T): their tone is blunt, combative, and often dismissive, prioritizing criticism and evaluation over harmony, as in “Three 10/10 manga and then there’s Naruto”, “Monogatari fans got 1 joke and they stink like shit”, and analytical complaints like “We went from Pochita V Yoru r1 to Denji vs Yoru in the same manga breh Fujimoto gotta hand me the pen I can write better than this”. Their lifestyle looks Perceiving (P): they jump impulsively between series, memes, agendas, and new weekly anime without any sense of long-term structure, e.g. “Gonna try to keep up with the weekly anime this season Haven’t watched weekly in a while” and constant spontaneous live reactions like “Good fucking chapter Best one in a while This is the fight that feels like a real match #ThankYouUsogoat #RubDub”. The mix of debate-loving, contrarian hot takes, rapid context-switching, and playful aggression fits ENTP best: a highly verbal, idea-focused type who enjoys picking things apart, stirring discourse, and exploring media through argument and humor.

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Usogui & Usopp analyst | Accidentally went viral after Oracle bought TikTok | Manga, anime, and agenda posts powered by too much toilet-time theorycrafting– @DavyDUsopp

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This drink hits like a late-night manga rant: strong, fast, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline hopping from “Good fucking chapter Best one in a while This is the fight that feels like a real match #ThankYouUsogoat #RubDub” to “Wow isekai is so shit ✌️”. Overproof dark rum captures the raw, chaotic energy of tweets like “RAAAAGHHH #USOPPGUI #STROMGUI #DUBGUI”, while an espresso shot stands in for their relentless, hyper-online grind from “This game is really similar to drop the handkerchief… #UsoppGui” to “Do I tweet too much”. A cherry cola reduction adds nostalgic sweetness for their love of shounen and long-running series like “Good fucking chapter 🔞 Unfortunately break next week 🖕 #ONEPIECE1171” and “I missed ippo so much 😭”. Yuzu zest nods to the Japan-centric manga brainrot and jokes like “Met Sako in Japan n told him I’m a big fan of his manga…”, giving it a sharp, weeb-coded brightness. Finally, a dash of chili bitters represents the spicy, occasionally toxic edge in posts such as “Stinks like shit in here #kpoptwt” and “Went from Somali daycare fraud to Somalis eating their grandmothers corpse for social security benefits #fairs”, making this cocktail loud, memorable, and absolutely not for the faint of heart.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: ambition, edge, and a willingness to lean into conflict to push their agendas. They openly set an extreme, goal-like condition around their favorite character’s importance in One Piece, saying “Since the flashback is over and Elbaf is reaching it’s climax it’s time to go all in If Usopp doesn’t do anything significant by chapter 1181 I’m leaving this app #FEARUSOPP”, which reflects an intense, almost career-like investment in their niche. They weaponize wit and hostility very strategically, e.g. mocking others’ takes and communities in tweets like “Monogatari fans got 1 joke and they stink like shit” and “Stinks like shit in here #kpoptwt”, showing a comfort with antagonism and social dominance plays rather than harmony. There’s also a dark, provocative humor that deliberately courts shock value and controversy, as in “My semen #USOPPGUI #DUBGUI #RUTHGUI” and their teasing of another user with “Let the games begin @bbyalubam unblock me u fat fuck 🔞 #UsoppGui”, typical of Slytherins’ boundary-pushing and comfort with manipulation of social dynamics. While they sometimes call themselves high IQ and analyze manga (“KY declaration is a good arc when u got a high IQ like me Only real Usogui fans can understand and appreciate the subtle writing in this arc.”), this is framed more as flexing status and discernment than pure Ravenclaw curiosity. Taken together, the ambitious fandom posturing, strategic edge, and socially aggressive humor align most strongly with Slytherin over the other houses.

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A fitting song for them is All of the Lights because their whole online persona is loud, chaotic, and constantly in the middle of some fandom drama or joke. They jump between manga agendas, from hyping Usogui with tags like “#UsoppGui” to critiquing big series with posts like “Three 10/10 manga and then there’s Naruto”, which matches the high-energy, overstimulated feel of the track. The song’s theme of spectacle and being under the spotlight also lines up with them joking about attention and engagement, like when they note how TikTok suddenly boosted their posts after the sale with “For some odd reason my last 2 posts on TikTok started getting hella likes… Why is Netanyahu pushing my vids ffs”. Their playful arrogance and ‘aura’ rhetoric, seen in “‘I guess that’s just my destiny?’ #auraking #aurademon”, fits the grandiose, triumphant production of the song. Even their mix of serious criticism and unserious trolling, like calling anime washed in “Anime so washed” while still clearly loving the medium, reflects the song’s blend of drama and hype.

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