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The user’s blend of rebellious, profanity‑laden posts and meme‑heavy humor mirrors Bart’s mischievous, anti‑authority personality, as seen in tweets like "Just got fooled by AI it’s fucking over" and "The party that sees themselves as on the right side of history…". Like Bart’s love of pop culture and tech toys, they obsess over gaming and space tech, posting things such as "This jit cracks starships!!! 😱" and "OMG the Minecraft Voxy mod is game changing." Their frequent, chaotic outbursts (e.g., "I think I’m going to take a short break from social media for a bit for the preservation of my dwindling mental health!") reflect Bart’s impulsive, attention‑seeking antics. The mix of anti‑establishment commentary, love for rockets, and constant meme references captures the modern, internet‑savvy version of Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The frequent use of personal “I” statements like "I just post anything because I don’t get any views. This account is just my Manifesto at this point." shows a focus on inner thoughts, indicating introverted communication. Their posts jump between speculative tech and abstract ideas, for example "I just used @Grok to simulate my Accounting Final Exam (which I aced a few years ago) and I feel so giddy!!" and "The demons here on Earth disguise themselves as the righteous, and use language as a controlling factor.", reflecting an intuitive (N) preference. Strong moral language appears in tweets such as "Liberals will defend to the death, the most debunkable lies known to man." and "The hypocrisy and double standards today.", indicating a feeling (F) decision style driven by personal values. The erratic, wide‑ranging content and statements like "I think I’m going to take a short break from social media for the preservation of my dwindling mental health!" demonstrate a perceiving (P) lifestyle that favors flexibility over planning.

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Tech & gaming fan who once ate dog pepperoni sticks & let AI ace my accounting exam. 🎮🚀 Sharing memes, space musings, and AI experiments. BC, Canada– @dawson81702

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The Rocket Catnip Cosmo is a high‑octane blend that mirrors Dawson’s love for rockets and catgirls, using vodka as the "rocket fuel" and a dash of blue curaçao to echo the deep blue of a Starship launch. Matcha liqueur adds a Japanese twist, nodding to the "こんにちは、ドーソンです" in his bio and the catgirl culture he embraces. A splash of Red Bull Tropical reflects his tweet "just tried Red Bull Tropical for the first time and I feel like this" and his fascination with AI, as he later writes "I just used @Grok to simulate my Accounting Final Exam (which I aced a few years ago) and I feel so giddy!!". The catnip simple syrup ties to his "Catgirl Enthusiast" identity and the whimsical line "A cure for wobbly cat syndrome would be electrical stimulation of the spinal cord". Finally, the star‑shaped sugar rim and fresh catnip garnish capture his SpaceX admiration ("I’m loving it! … @Starlink!!!") and his conspiratorial edge ("Just got fooled by AI it’s fucking over").

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong ambition and a desire for influence, as seen in tweets like "Elon’s worth 670 billion" and "I think users should be able to talk to the algorithm and ask @grok to modify the For you page." They also display cunning and a willingness to manipulate systems, for example "I just used @Grok to simulate my Accounting Final Exam (which I aced a few years ago) and I feel so giddy!!" and "I want a fully body VR set with a pistol and pain receptors and simulate John Wick style scenarios until I become a weapon of mass destruction." Their frequent confrontational and strategic language, such as "If there’s one more traitorous defector in this god damned country I stfg" and "The demons here on Earth disguise themselves as the righteous" further underscores a Slytherin mindset focused on power, resourcefulness, and self‑advancement.

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The user’s obsession with rockets and SpaceX is evident in tweets like 'SN8 Launch was 5 years ago today… marking the first major leap for the development of Starship,' which aligns with the cosmic journey of Major Tom in 'Space Oddity.' Their feeling of being manipulated by technology and algorithms is captured by 'Just got fooled by AI it’s fucking over' and 'X algo is so aggressive lately you like one post and it shows you a trillion of that thing from now on,' echoing the isolation and loss of control described in the line 'Ground control to Major Tom.' The mix of frustration, existential fatigue ('I think I’m going to take a short break from social media for the preservation of my dwindling mental health!') and desire for futuristic solutions ('We need a small nuclear reactor in every home') mirrors the song’s haunting mood of drifting alone in space.

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