Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses vivid, absurd jokes like “in 2026 if you buy an xbox, phil spencer will come to your house and shoot you” and “Leon cum flavoured chris cum flavoured leon cum” to entertain followers.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for Resident Evil and gaming in posts like “LEON WITH A CHAINSAW AND KICKS UNC STILL GOT IT” and “thank you halo 2 for inventing video games”.
- Media-savvy: Offers concise but thoughtful opinions on films and shows, such as their mixed review in “this movie is both good and also so bad at the same time… james marsden is hot” and commentary on Knives Out in this tweet.
- Socially-engaged: Frequently interacts with friends and mutuals, like teasing “get this asshole off my watch bro @derrybyers” and reacting to a friend’s viral story in “my friends story going viral is crazy”.
- Self-expressive: Comfortably shares personal tastes and identity, noting age/pronouns in bio and posting takes like “i treat leon like shit every single day and have the most despicable, pathetic headcanons for him… but also me when someone says leon sucks”.
Weaknesses:
- Oversexual: Uses explicit sexual language frequently, such as “drank one negroni and two buzzballs and i’m ready to get Leon S Kennedy… pregnant” and “Leon and Luis sitting in a tree, f r o t t i n g”.
- Harshly-vulgar: Relies on strong insults and crude phrasing, e.g. “he’s a vile little cunt oh my god” and “giving WB catalog to netflix is like giving a chimp a machine gun… abysmal dogshit”.
- Pessimistic: Expresses low expectations and bleak jokes, like “genuinely what is the point of owning an xbox anymore” and “Genuinely can’t think of a worse way to end the year”.
- Alcohol-focused: Mentions drinking and being drunk repeatedly, such as “drunk at wetherspoons again”, “at wetherspoons”, and “i got Star Trek beer i’m sippin on synthehol”.
- Conflict-prone: Leans into combative or provocative phrasing, like “got jumped in a tiktok comment section cuz i said ghoulcy is hot” and calling someone “this guys problem just yap yap yap feet feet feet my god shut up”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, irreverent, but ultimately affectionate about the things and people he loves. Their timeline is full of juvenile, filthy jokes and over-the-top exaggeration, like “Leon cum flavoured chris cum flavoured leon cum” and “drank one negroni and two buzzballs and i’m ready to get Leon S Kennedy… pregnant”, which fits Bart’s prankish, boundary-pushing humor. Like Bart obsessing over comics and TV, this user is intensely fixated on their fandoms (especially Resident Evil), as seen in “Leon with a chainsaw and kicks unc still got it” and “where is jill valentine”. They also have a chaotic but oddly thoughtful media-brain, critiquing games and movies while still talking like a little menace, e.g. “this movie is both good and also so bad at the same time… james marsden is hot”. The mix of shitposting, lowbrow jokes, and surprisingly sincere opinions mirrors Bart’s blend of troublemaker energy and underlying heart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): they frequently post about going out, drinking, and social settings like Wetherspoons and trips to Birmingham, e.g. “drunk at wetherspoons again” and “i’m going to birmingham for a day, what should i do while i am in birmingham, for a day. in birmingham”, and openly banter with friends like “get this asshole off my watch bro @derrybyers”, suggesting they recharge through interaction and enjoy attention. Their interests and commentary point to Intuition (N): they focus on interpretations, possibilities, and hypotheticals—e.g. discussing adaptation philosophy in media in “i definitely lean towards the ‘i want closer adaptations rather than original interpretations’…” and spinning imaginative, exaggerated scenarios like “in 2026 if you buy an xbox, phil spencer will come to your house and shoot you”. They read as Feeling (F) over Thinking: their takes are emotionally charged, value-laden, and relationship-focused—see “a lot of people saying they want leon and chris to be killed off… my super unoptimistic opinion is that if they get killed off, we still aren’t gonna see Jill and Claire etc”, and the way they defend characters and actors while also reacting strongly to media industry behavior in tweets like “giving WB catalog to netflix is like giving a chimp a machine gun, we are gonna see never before seen levels of abysmal dogshit”. Finally, their lifestyle and tone indicate Perceiving (P): they seem spontaneous and flexible—joking about last-minute game choices like “should i play RE3 Nemesis or Code Veronica today 🧐”, getting swept into nights out and impulse drinking in “wasn’t gonna drink tonight but i miss foggy nelson so much”, and venting when external structure is imposed on them such as work shifts in “work asked me if i want Christmas eve off, or new year’s eve off… they shifted me in for both days anyway”. Combining the outward, playful social energy (E), imaginative media/character focus (N), emotional and fandom-driven value judgments (F), and impulsive, go-with-the-flow behavior (P), ENFP is the best-fitting MBTI type for @Dax7567.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Leon keeps his attaché case up his ass, where exactly are you hiding all that Resident Evil knowledge? Because I’d happily spend a whole night searching your inventory. 🧩
- You saying you’re ready to get Leon S. Kennedy pregnant after one negroni and two buzzballs is wild, because I’m over here thinking one drink with you and *I’m* the one ready to risk it all in Raccoon City.
- You lowkey roasting Leon every day but defending him the second someone says he sucks is exactly my type of delusion. Can I apply to be treated like shit by you in public but fiercely defended in the quotes?
- You’re out here debating Code Veronica remakes, Halo remasters, and selling your Series X like it’s nothing, but I haven’t seen you discuss the most important next‑gen experience: co‑op Wetherspoons runs with me followed by drunk Fallout New Vegas crashes every 10 minutes.
- You were 15 when that show started and 25 when it ends, and honestly if we started talking now I’d be fine if our slow‑burn took just as long—as long as the finale is us under Chris Redfield’s desk together, arguing about which Leon haircut is peak.
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25 • he/him • Resident Evil scholar by night, bar critic by BuzzBall. Once crashed Fallout: New Vegas more times than Leon crashes vehicles.– @Dax7567
Your signature cocktail
The Throbbing Attache Case
This drink starts with vodka as the base because they’re literally out here living on negronis, BuzzBallz and vodka pasta: “drank one negroni and two buzzballs and i’m ready to get Leon S Kennedy… pregnant” and “made vodka pasta with chicken, mozzarella and parmesan”. The purple liqueur nods to the 💜 energy in their bio and queer, fandom-soaked personality: “25 He/Him 💜🇨🇦@derrybyers🇨🇦💜”. A BuzzBallz-style citrus mixer captures their chaotic, tipsy Spoons nights and meme posting: “drunk at wetherspoons again” and “i’m sippin on buzzballs you can’t even pronounce🗣️”. Maple syrup is the sweet Canadian core under all the filth and jokes, echoing their 🇨🇦 flags and soft spots for games and shows: “IT’S PEAK”. Finally, a dash of bitters represents their sharp, ranty side about media and gaming, from Xbox doomposting to Capcom complaints: “genuinely what is the point of owning an xbox anymore” and “It’s like 50/50 if a RE actor or model is a nice person or literal fucking scum”. Shaken together, it’s strong, a bit messy, thirsty as hell about Leon: “leon in the suit ok i’m throbbing”, and surprisingly sweet once you get past the horny shitposts.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The strongest through-line in Dax’s tweets is boldness, brash humor, and a kind of chaotic, heart-on-sleeve passion that aligns best with Gryffindor. They constantly center archetypal heroes and action figures (Leon, Chris, Jill, Claire, Wolfenstein, Halo, Fallout, etc.) and talk about them with dramatic intensity and ride-or-die energy, like “Leon with a chainsaw and kicks unc still got it” and “getting to blow nazi’s head clean off again yes lawd wolfenstein 1 and 2 are so peak”, which reflects Gryffindor’s love of heroism and confrontation. Their humor is impulsive, unfiltered, and often reckless in a way that feels more brave/chaotic than calculating, e.g. “drank one negroni and two buzzballs and i’m ready to get Leon S Kennedy… pregnant” and “Leon cum flavoured chris cum flavoured leon cum”. They also show a tendency to loudly stand up for their tastes and frustrations without worrying about backlash, such as calling out corporations and industry decisions in “genuinely what is the point of owning an xbox anymore… what the hell is their strategy??” and mocking fake leakers in “Being a Resident Evil leaker must be so easy… 20k likes.”. While there’s some Ravenclaw-style media analysis and Hufflepuff-style loyalty to favorite characters and friends, the dominant vibe is loud, confrontational, and theatrically courageous—classic Gryffindor energy.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
A chaotic, irreverent, and extremely online vibe fits Teenagers perfectly: they’re constantly posting unfiltered horny-resident-evil-brain like “Leon cum flavoured chris cum flavoured leon cum” and “drank one negroni and two buzzballs and i’m ready to get Leon S Kennedy… pregnant”. The song’s theme of sardonic rebellion matches their loud, sweary media takes, like calling WB–Netflix deals “never before seen levels of abysmal dogshit” in “giving WB catalog to netflix is like giving a chimp a machine gun…” and roasting Xbox with “in 2026 if you buy an xbox, phil spencer will come to your house and shoot you”. Their timeline is a mix of pop‑culture obsession and melodrama—gushing “IT’S PEAK” over fandom content in this tweet while also spiraling about awful show choices like “nancy and jonathan trapped in the cum room this is the worst show in the fucking world”—which matches the song’s over-the-top emotional energy. They also oscillate between sincere enthusiasm and self-deprecating cynicism, as seen in “this movie is both good and also so bad at the same time… i still like it? but its still bad”, echoing the song’s mix of angsty frustration and dark humor. Overall, the messy, comedic, and defiant tone of Teenagers lines up closely with their horny-gamer shitposting, queer-coded internet sarcasm, and love of violent, campy media like Resident Evil and Wolfenstein, e.g. “getting to blow nazi’s head clean off again yes lawd wolfenstein 1 and 2 are so peak”.
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