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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, dramatic, and constantly stirring things up online. Their timeline is full of unfiltered thirst and mischief, like when they said “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him until both of us are a sweating and whimpering mess” and “I dream of a certain man spreading me open, i have never been happier”. They’re loud, irreverent, and a bit combative on social media, proudly admitting “I’ve been fighting on TikTok too much and I’ve already gotten a warning, maybe I do need the semester to start”. At the same time, they’re funny and dramatic in a very teen/young adult way, complaining about school like “Tomorrow my classes start again, I might have to kms, I will be thinking about that damn spring break” and yelling about being shadowbanned in “PEOPLE DON’T START UNFOLLOWING ME, IM JUST SHADOWBANNED 😭😭😭😭😭”. Like Bart, they balance genuine passion (stanning Jamie, yelling “PALESTINA LIBRE,” and defending Elena in “People need to stop harassing Elena in her tt comments or any media, like yall are NOT getting picked”) with a constant stream of jokes and troublemaking energy.

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They present as an Extrovert (E): they openly crave interaction and attention, complaining about low engagement and followers in tweets like “I hate not having followers on here bruh, i swear im funny GIVE ME A CHANCE” and apologizing repeatedly for being inactive, e.g. “I’m so sorry for not being active and freaky lately my loves, quizzes are on my throat”. Their interests and language point to Intuition (N): they’re drawn to fandom narratives, edits, and abstract takes, like critiquing House of the Dragon’s framing in “It should have been a sign that hotd would be a complete fanfic when all of the posters were Rhaenyra vs Alicent, and not Rhaenyra vs Aegon” and joking about reality with “Maybe we all died in 2012 and this is hell”. They clearly lead with Feeling (F): their posts are emotionally charged, sexually expressive, and value-driven, from thirst tweets like “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him…” to moral stances such as “Chingue a su puta madre Israel… PALESTINA LIBRE” and defending Elena in “People need to stop harassing Elena in her tt comments… yall are NOT getting picked”. Their life seems flexible and somewhat chaotic, suggesting Perceiving (P): they complain about exams and quizzes squeezing them in “I’m in exams week again people 😭😭😭 so sorry for being inactive but someone has to beat Health to the ground”, talk about broken tech and last‑minute stress like “My fucking MacBook broke a WEEK into classes… I’m so fucking dead bro”, and generally roll with whatever fandom or life chaos shows up. The overall combination of expressive extroversion, imaginative fandom fixation, strong emotional values, and a spontaneous, slightly disorganized lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.

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Full‑time student, part‑time menace to Jamie Campbell Bower edits. Shadowbanned for freaky tweets, powered by exams, The Trials & yelling at TikTok comments.– @daystackerr

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This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged on purpose—just like the way you thirst-tweet about Jamie, from “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him until both of us are a sweating and whimpering mess” to “I dream of a certain man spreading me open, i have never been happier”. The spicy cinnamon tequila brings the feral heat of your freakiest posts getting the most views, as in “The concept of my freakiest tweets being the ones that get the most views”. Hibiscus liqueur and maracuyá juice nod to your Latin energy and dramatic stan side, shouting “PALESTINA LIBRE” in “Chingue a su puta madre Israel… PALESTINA LIBRE” while also screaming about fandoms like Wendy, WENCOLA, and Team Infierno. The espresso shot is your exhausted student era powering through quizzes and exams, from “I’m in exams week again people 😭😭😭 so sorry for being inactive but someone has to beat Health to the ground” to “quizzes are on my throat”. Finally, the pink grapefruit soda keeps it bright, messy, and a little extra—perfect for someone who can go from “OMG 30 FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU ALL” to mourning fictional men and begging for more The Trials in the same timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show classic Gryffindor boldness, both in how they talk and what they’re willing to say publicly. Their timeline is full of unapologetically horny oversharing like “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him until both of us are a sweating and whimpering mess and the air is so thick you need a mask to breath” and “I dream of a certain man spreading me open, i have never been happier”, which shows a fearless, impulsive personality that doesn’t care about seeming ‘too much.’ They also openly take strong stances on social and fandom issues, like calling out people harassing Elena in “People need to stop harassing Elena in her tt comments or any media, like yall are NOT getting picked” and politically in “Chingue a su puta madre Israel y los tibios… PALESTINA LIBRE”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s tendency to confront injustice head-on. Even their humor leans into dramatic, ride-or-die energy, such as threatening (jokingly) to sell a cousin for insulting Jamie in “I showed my little cousin a photo of Jamie and she called him ugly, I might actually have to sell her”, emphasizing passion and gut reactions over chill detachment. There are hints of loyalty and hard work (complaining about quizzes and exams) and some wit, but the dominant traits are fiery conviction, impulsivity, and a willingness to loudly stand up for what and who they love, which fits Gryffindor best.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is As It Was by Harry Styles. They balance chaotic thirst with a real sense of being overwhelmed by life, like when they say they’re in exam week and someone has to “beat Health to the ground” or that quizzes are “on my throat.” The song’s theme of feeling stuck and trying to cope with change mirrors their posts about burnout from classes and tech issues, such as “My fucking MacBook broke a WEEK into classes… I’m so fucking dead bro” and “Tomorrow my classes start again, I might have to kms.” Their long‑term attachment to faves and comfort media, like listening to The Trials on repeat “non stop” and their history of intense stan culture for Harry and others, resonates with the song’s emotional pull and nostalgia. Even amid unhinged Jamie Campbell Bower thirst tweets like “I’m so sad, I need Jamie to find me, spread me open and feast upon me,” there’s a constant undertone of using obsession and humor to survive stress, which fits the bittersweet, escapist feeling of As It Was.

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