Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, sustained love for Jamie, Elena, The Trials, and related media, e.g. listening to The Trials on repeat and begging @tryquinn for more episodes “So this is the fifth time I’ve listened to both parts of The Trials so much this week that it has become a sacred ritual for me”.
- Protective loyal: Defends people she likes, calling out harassment of Elena and people downplaying the Gaza flotilla, e.g. “People need to stop harassing Elena in her tt comments or any media, like yall are NOT getting picked” and “Chingue a su puta madre Israel y los tibios... PALESTINA LIBRE”.
- Humoristic candid: Uses self-deprecating and chaotic humor about exams, edits, and fandom obsessions, like “I want to start editing so bad but everytime I try, it looks like a fucking powerpoint presentation with transitions” and “I hate not having followers on here bruh, i swear im funny GIVE ME A CHANCE”.
- Community-minded: Addresses followers directly, apologizes for inactivity during quizzes/exams, and celebrates milestones, e.g. “I’m so sorry for not being active and freaky lately my loves, quizzes are on my throat” and “OMG 30 FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU ALL”.
- Socially aware: Critiques reactionary takes and supports marginalized groups, such as defending a deaf character in Peppa Pig “I just saw a man call woke Peppa Pig... maybe our brains are truly shrinking” and voicing strong support for Palestine “PALESTINA LIBRE”.
Weaknesses:
- Oversexual posting: Frequently posts explicit sexual fantasies about real people, like “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him until both of us are a sweating and whimpering mess” and “I’m so sad, I need Jamie to find me, spread me open and feast upon me”.
- Academic stress: Expresses feeling overwhelmed by school, exams, and quizzes, framing them as crushing, e.g. “I’m in exams week again people 😭😭😭 so sorry for being inactive but someone has to beat Health to the ground” and “Tomorrow my classes start again, I might have to kms”.
- Platform-dependent: Shows strong emotional reaction to engagement and shadowbanning, worrying over followers and visibility, e.g. “PEOPLE DON’T START UNFOLLOWING ME, IM JUST SHADOWBANNED 😭😭😭😭😭” and “I hate not having followers on here bruh, i swear im funny GIVE ME A CHANCE”.
- Impulsive aggressive: Leans into heated, insulting language when angry or debating, as seen in TikTok fights and political rants like “I’ve been fighting on TikTok too much and I’ve already gotten a warning” and “Chingue a su puta madre Israel y los tibios...”.
- Catastrophic thinking: Often frames setbacks in extreme terms (MacBook breaking, classes starting, missing content), e.g. “My fucking MacBook broke a WEEK into classes, I just bought it last month, I’m so fucking dead bro” and “Maybe we all died in 2012 and this is hell”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, horny, dramatic, and constantly stirring things up online. Their timeline is full of unfiltered thirst and mischief, like when they said “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him until both of us are a sweating and whimpering mess” and “I dream of a certain man spreading me open, i have never been happier”. They’re loud, irreverent, and a bit combative on social media, proudly admitting “I’ve been fighting on TikTok too much and I’ve already gotten a warning, maybe I do need the semester to start”. At the same time, they’re funny and dramatic in a very teen/young adult way, complaining about school like “Tomorrow my classes start again, I might have to kms, I will be thinking about that damn spring break” and yelling about being shadowbanned in “PEOPLE DON’T START UNFOLLOWING ME, IM JUST SHADOWBANNED 😭😭😭😭😭”. Like Bart, they balance genuine passion (stanning Jamie, yelling “PALESTINA LIBRE,” and defending Elena in “People need to stop harassing Elena in her tt comments or any media, like yall are NOT getting picked”) with a constant stream of jokes and troublemaking energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They present as an Extrovert (E): they openly crave interaction and attention, complaining about low engagement and followers in tweets like “I hate not having followers on here bruh, i swear im funny GIVE ME A CHANCE” and apologizing repeatedly for being inactive, e.g. “I’m so sorry for not being active and freaky lately my loves, quizzes are on my throat”. Their interests and language point to Intuition (N): they’re drawn to fandom narratives, edits, and abstract takes, like critiquing House of the Dragon’s framing in “It should have been a sign that hotd would be a complete fanfic when all of the posters were Rhaenyra vs Alicent, and not Rhaenyra vs Aegon” and joking about reality with “Maybe we all died in 2012 and this is hell”. They clearly lead with Feeling (F): their posts are emotionally charged, sexually expressive, and value-driven, from thirst tweets like “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him…” to moral stances such as “Chingue a su puta madre Israel… PALESTINA LIBRE” and defending Elena in “People need to stop harassing Elena in her tt comments… yall are NOT getting picked”. Their life seems flexible and somewhat chaotic, suggesting Perceiving (P): they complain about exams and quizzes squeezing them in “I’m in exams week again people 😭😭😭 so sorry for being inactive but someone has to beat Health to the ground”, talk about broken tech and last‑minute stress like “My fucking MacBook broke a WEEK into classes… I’m so fucking dead bro”, and generally roll with whatever fandom or life chaos shows up. The overall combination of expressive extroversion, imaginative fandom fixation, strong emotional values, and a spontaneous, slightly disorganized lifestyle aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your exams are about ‘beating Health to the ground’, let me be your extra credit: I promise stress relief, mandatory cuddles, and scheduled listening sessions of The Trials as study breaks.
- You keep saying Jamie needs to find you, spread you open and feast upon you—counteroffer: I find you, bring snacks, put on Sweeney Todd, and we see if Anthony’s still the only one you want to make out with.
- You said your edits look like PowerPoint with transitions; lucky for you, I’m great with timelines and effects—how about we start with a ‘Dayy x Me’ project and add the NSFW clips later?
- The way you mourn Yellowjackets S5, Theo Deschamps, and jamietwt crumbs tells me you’re loyal as hell—can I apply to be the next unhinged fixation you listen to ‘The Trials’ with on loop?
- You got shadowbanned for being ‘too freaky’, your cousin called Jamie ugly, and your MacBook died a week into classes… statistically speaking, the universe owes you one good thing—let me take you on a date and start balancing that karma.
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Full‑time student, part‑time menace to Jamie Campbell Bower edits. Shadowbanned for freaky tweets, powered by exams, The Trials & yelling at TikTok comments.– @daystackerr
Your signature cocktail
The Trials & Tribulations of Mrs. Bower
This drink is loud, chaotic, and a little unhinged on purpose—just like the way you thirst-tweet about Jamie, from “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him until both of us are a sweating and whimpering mess” to “I dream of a certain man spreading me open, i have never been happier”. The spicy cinnamon tequila brings the feral heat of your freakiest posts getting the most views, as in “The concept of my freakiest tweets being the ones that get the most views”. Hibiscus liqueur and maracuyá juice nod to your Latin energy and dramatic stan side, shouting “PALESTINA LIBRE” in “Chingue a su puta madre Israel… PALESTINA LIBRE” while also screaming about fandoms like Wendy, WENCOLA, and Team Infierno. The espresso shot is your exhausted student era powering through quizzes and exams, from “I’m in exams week again people 😭😭😭 so sorry for being inactive but someone has to beat Health to the ground” to “quizzes are on my throat”. Finally, the pink grapefruit soda keeps it bright, messy, and a little extra—perfect for someone who can go from “OMG 30 FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU ALL” to mourning fictional men and begging for more The Trials in the same timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show classic Gryffindor boldness, both in how they talk and what they’re willing to say publicly. Their timeline is full of unapologetically horny oversharing like “This photo of him makes me want to crawl into his lap and ride him until both of us are a sweating and whimpering mess and the air is so thick you need a mask to breath” and “I dream of a certain man spreading me open, i have never been happier”, which shows a fearless, impulsive personality that doesn’t care about seeming ‘too much.’ They also openly take strong stances on social and fandom issues, like calling out people harassing Elena in “People need to stop harassing Elena in her tt comments or any media, like yall are NOT getting picked” and politically in “Chingue a su puta madre Israel y los tibios… PALESTINA LIBRE”, which is very in line with Gryffindor’s tendency to confront injustice head-on. Even their humor leans into dramatic, ride-or-die energy, such as threatening (jokingly) to sell a cousin for insulting Jamie in “I showed my little cousin a photo of Jamie and she called him ugly, I might actually have to sell her”, emphasizing passion and gut reactions over chill detachment. There are hints of loyalty and hard work (complaining about quizzes and exams) and some wit, but the dominant traits are fiery conviction, impulsivity, and a willingness to loudly stand up for what and who they love, which fits Gryffindor best.
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Your song
As It Was - Harry Styles
A well‑known song that fits them best is As It Was by Harry Styles. They balance chaotic thirst with a real sense of being overwhelmed by life, like when they say they’re in exam week and someone has to “beat Health to the ground” or that quizzes are “on my throat.” The song’s theme of feeling stuck and trying to cope with change mirrors their posts about burnout from classes and tech issues, such as “My fucking MacBook broke a WEEK into classes… I’m so fucking dead bro” and “Tomorrow my classes start again, I might have to kms.” Their long‑term attachment to faves and comfort media, like listening to The Trials on repeat “non stop” and their history of intense stan culture for Harry and others, resonates with the song’s emotional pull and nostalgia. Even amid unhinged Jamie Campbell Bower thirst tweets like “I’m so sad, I need Jamie to find me, spread me open and feast upon me,” there’s a constant undertone of using obsession and humor to survive stress, which fits the bittersweet, escapist feeling of As It Was.
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