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The user’s chaotic, self‑deprecating humor, frequent references to drinking, and bouts of dark self‑reflection most closely resemble Homer Simpson’s classic blend of humor and melancholy. For example, they tweet "hello thank you all the birthday wishes I shall respond when I am not wine drunk I love u guys u rock!!!!!!!!!!" echoing Homer’s love of beer and his tendency to postpone responsibilities when intoxicated. Their contradictory emotional swings—loving a character to the point of tears ("I love dazai so much I’m gonna cry he is perfect") and then wishing them dead ("I hate dazai bc he’s so… he MUST die")—parallel Homer’s love‑hate relationship with his life and family. Finally, the user’s impulsive creative bursts ("I’m rewriting that shit I’m not giving up on u kunizai…") and occasional suicidal or self‑harm jokes ("I’m gonna be dazai age soon nooooooooo that feels illegal") match Homer’s frequent moments of existential dread and reckless behavior.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently shares personal feelings and introspection, e.g., "I love dazai so much im gonna cry he is perfect" and "I’m lowkey hate it" indicating a dominant introverted feeling style (I). Their tweets are filled with abstract speculation and "what if" scenarios like "I have yet to find a logical reason for dazai…my working theory is…" and "what if dazai has his mothers empty eyes…" showing an intuitive (N) preference. They make decisions based on personal values and empathy, as seen in "abuse is usually learned and I choose to believe dazai didn’t randomly decide…" and "I love u guys u rock!!!!!!!!!!" indicating Feeling (F). Their approach is spontaneous and flexible, often saying they’ll "drop chapter 2 soon then wait" and "I’m open to it! … I love hearing ppls ideas," which reflects a Perceiving (P) orientation. Altogether these traits point to an INFP type.

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22 | he/they | Bungo Stray Dogs fanfic author (Dazai/Chuuya) | humor, heart & NSFW | DM for collabs – once drafted a chapter in my sleep!– @dazaisemophase

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail mixes Japanese whisky, yuzu juice, coffee liqueur, strawberry puree, and a dash of Crème de Violette, reflecting the user’s blend of bright optimism and dark introspection. The sharp citrus mirrors their bold, gender‑fluid self‑expression, as they write, "I love dazai so much im gonna cry he is perfect". The coffee liqueur adds a bitter edge that nods to their self‑deprecating humor, echoing the tweet "I have yet to find a logical reason for dazai to immediately bully tf out of chuuya…". The strawberry adds a sweet, romantic note reminiscent of their ship‑centric fantasies, like "the first time Chuuya got Dazai flowers, Dazai forgot how to speak entirely for a good hour". Finally, the violet liqueur and edible glitter give the drink a shifting, fluid hue, representing their fluid pronouns and multishipping identity, as they say "multishipper, mostly skk".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows deep devotion and loyalty to the characters they ship, especially Dazai, as seen in “I love dazai so much im gonna cry he is perfect” and “I’m rewriting that shit I’m not giving up on u kunizai…”. They also demonstrate a strong commitment to their writing community, thanking followers (“thanks for all the love on iaby already”) and promising to keep posting chapters despite setbacks. Their perseverance and hard‑working attitude (“I’m writing 3.5k of kunizai and I lowkey hate it” and “I’ll drop chapter 2 soon then wait…”) reflect Hufflepuff’s emphasis on dedication and loyalty. Additionally, they frequently express care for personal relationships (“husband will be here in a little over two weeks”), aligning with Hufflepuff’s value of loyalty and support. Overall, the pattern of steadfast devotion, community support, and diligent work points to Hufflepuff.

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The user’s self‑deprecating humor and feeling of not belonging mirrors the refrain "I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… I don’t belong," from Radiohead’s “Creep.” Their tweet "I hate dazai bc he’s so fucking ugly and dumb but also the most beautiful and amazing thing I’ve ever seen" shows the same love‑hate conflict the song describes. A repeated theme of suicidal thoughts ("I’m going to kill myself wdym it gets worse I can’t do this") aligns with the song’s raw, anguished tone. Their admission "I’m a full‑time faggot" and "I’m rewriting that shit I’m not giving up on u kunizai" highlight a sense of outsider status and desperate need for acceptance, echoing the lyric "What the hell am I doing here?" Finally, the user’s dark humor ("it was funny asf") fits the song’s bitter irony.

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