Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- High conviction: Repeatedly pushes long-term beliefs like Bitcoin and OCM, e.g. “never sell your bitcoin” and “OCM Genesis will be the first billion dollar ordinal collection”.
- Community focused: Frequently boosts and aligns with specific communities and teams such as OnChainMonkey, Pudgy Penguins and Memeland, and praises “real teams.”
- Educational intent: Tries to surface information and context for followers, like highlighting Ordinals docs in “this lego explanation is pretty good” and pointing out early Ordinals provenance in “There will never be more iconic Ordinals than @OnChainMonkey”.
- Humorous voice: Uses jokes and self-awareness, e.g. “I am a genius in bull markets. This is my time to shine.” and the playful “bitcoin has stopped producing blocks. hope satoshi can restart it.”.
- Scam awareness: Openly calls out scams and pushes for trustworthy teams, such as “stop feeding the insiders lets bet on trustworthy teams” and criticizing influencers who shill wrong coins in “Lmfaoooooo idiot bought the wrong coin.”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh tone: Uses aggressive language that can alienate others, such as “fvck you talking about. this is my reply.” and calling others “pure scammer or pure idiot” in this tweet.
- Echo-chamber bias: Strongly dismisses other projects and chains—e.g. “Cardano has a market cap of $25B, and nobody even knows why it exists” and “XRP is the most successful and longest running scam in crypto”—which can limit open discussion.
- Heavy shill emphasis: Timeline is dominated by promos for specific bags ($gizmo, $pengu, $pain, OCM), for example “$GIZMO is a $10B meme trading at a $11M mcap.” and “GET READY”, which may reduce perceived objectivity.
- Insider jargon: Frequently uses CT and Ordinals slang without context—e.g. “Falling for wash trading on ordinals once is a lesson. Twice is on you.” and “Mfers quickly forget we’re the OGs of ordinals”—which can be hard for newcomers to follow.
- Volatile messaging: Alternates between “never sell your bitcoin” conviction and rapid rotations into multiple meme coins, like “time to rotate everything back to bitcoin?” and heavy promotion of “$pain is coming, be ready”, creating a potentially confusing signal for followers.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, mischievous, and always stirring things up on the timeline while still having a core set of values. Like Bart roasting Principal Skinner, they relentlessly troll and call out scams, as in “Lmfaoooooo idiot bought the wrong coin. +200k followers. pure scammer or pure idiot 🤷♂️ anyway unfollow and block.” and “XRP is the most successful and longest running scam in crypto”. They lean into chaos and meme energy, hyping coins and jokes with lines like “I am a genius in bull markets. This is my time to shine. 🫡” and “Grok3 says there is no evidence @elonmusk is a man”. At the same time, they show stubborn conviction and loyalty, especially to Bitcoin and OCM, echoing Bart’s hidden loyalty to his family, with posts like “never sell your bitcoin” and “There will never be more iconic Ordinals than @OnChainMonkey I don’t make the rules. 🤷♂️ !RISE”. The mix of juvenile humor, rebellion against perceived idiots and scammers, and strong attachment to a few core tribes makes Bart Simpson the best fit.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
They lean Extrovert (E): their bio is “ordinals influencer” and they actively try to move crowds, e.g. rallying people with calls like “I can’t say why exactly, but I need you to reply with $pengu” and publicly challenging major accounts like @saylor with “Changing my profile pic to @saylor wearing an OCM hat until he changes his PFP to an OCM”. They are clearly iNtuitive (N), talking big-picture theses and narratives instead of details, such as “bitcoin is going to $400k this cycle posting this here for future reference” and framing $GIZMO as “a $10B meme trading at a $11M mcap”, focusing on potential and narrative over present facts. Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they are blunt and confrontational, calling XRP “the most successful and longest running scam in crypto” and saying “fvck you talking about. this is my reply.”, prioritizing argument and critique over harmony. They favor Judging (J) through structured theses and conviction, for example “my thesis is $gizmo 🧵”, long-term conviction like “never sell your bitcoin”, and repeatedly emphasizing trustworthy teams and not feeding scammers in a principled way, as in “its not about the L1, its not about memecoins its about the team, stop giving your money to scammers $pain is coming, be ready 🚀”. Overall, their commanding, thesis-driven, rally-the-troops style, combined with big-picture conviction and blunt logic, fits ENTJ best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep telling everyone to ‘never sell your bitcoin’ — how about we make a deal: I’ll never sell my BTC, and you never sell me on the idea that there’s a better ordinal couple than you and me.
- You said OCM Genesis will be the first billion‑dollar ordinal collection… but I’m more bullish on the upside of a date with the guy who spotted two OCM holders on stage before CT even noticed. That’s some serious alpha vision.
- You changed your PFP to Saylor in an OCM hat until he switches to an OCM — if I change mine to your favorite monkey, do I unlock a IRL coffee airdrop or is that still in the !RISE roadmap?
- You called XRP the longest running scam in crypto, but honestly the biggest rug I’ve seen is you tweeting ‘family summer photo meow’ without including an invite for me to be part of the next one.
- You posted ‘bitcoin is going to $400k this cycle’ for future reference — I’m bookmarking that, but I’m also bookmarking this: when it hits, we celebrate with tequila like your @ordbar tweet, except this time the picture is us.
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Bitcoin maxi with a soft spot for monkeys, memes & on-chain art. Once told friends to never sell BTC—now they forward my tweets to their financial advisor.– @DBullerino
Your signature cocktail
Never Sell Your Shaker
This drink starts with anejo tequila as a nod to their celebratory spirit and literal shoutout to tequila in “Tequila. Thank you @ordbar 🙌”, giving it a strong, OG base like early ordinals. A hit of Bitcoin-orange liqueur channels their maximalist conviction from “never sell your bitcoin” and “think its more important to remind people to never sell your bitcoin”, adding bright, bullish sweetness. The smoked salt & chili rim represents their spicy takes on alt L1s and scams, like “Cardano has a market cap of $25B, and nobody even knows why it exists” and “XRP is the most successful and longest running scam in crypto”. A dash of bitters captures their awareness of pain and risk in memecoins from “$Pain Of Missing Out” and “its not about memecoins its about the team, stop giving your money to scammers $pain is coming”. Finally, a splash of soda over a big ice cube mirrors their long-term, diamond-hand calm in collections like @OnChainMonkey from “Collectors collect. Art on Bitcoin.” and their belief that bitcoin is headed to the stratosphere in “bitcoin is going to $400k this cycle”, making the cocktail high-energy but sippable for the whole bull run.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline is driven by ambition and winning, both in markets and status. They frame themselves as someone who shines when the cycle is hot, writing “I am a genius in bull markets. This is my time to shine.”, which reflects a self-conscious desire to dominate and capitalize on opportunity. They repeatedly push early, contrarian edge and inside knowledge, saying things like “ct never knows before its too late. thats your edge.” and positioning themselves as ahead of the crowd by following the “goat” insider signals “just follow the goat 🐐 he’s ahead of us as usual”. There’s also a sharp, combative streak—e.g., calling out others as scammers or idiots in “Lmfaoooooo idiot bought the wrong coin. +200k followers. pure scammer or pure idiot 🤷♂️ anyway unfollow and block.”—showing ruthless pruning of perceived weakness or threat. While they value loyalty to certain teams and assets, that loyalty is tightly interwoven with strategic bets and power dynamics, as in “stop feeding the insiders lets bet on trustworthy teams bullish on $pain”, which is classic Slytherin realpolitik rather than pure Hufflepuff loyalty. Overall, the focus on edge, status, shrewd alignment with perceived winners, and aggressive defense of their thesis fits Slytherin far better than the other houses.
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Stronger - Kanye West
A fitting song for @DBullerino is Stronger by Kanye West, because its theme of relentless conviction and getting tougher through challenges mirrors their attitude toward Bitcoin, ordinals, and memes. They constantly double down on conviction plays like Bitcoin and OCM, insisting “never sell your bitcoin” and reinforcing identity-level alignment with lines like “if ‘take profit’ doesnt mean stack more sats we are not the same”. The song’s hook about what doesn’t kill you making you stronger dovetails with their mindset about enduring scams and noise in crypto, as seen when they say “stop giving your money to scammers $pain is coming, be ready” and “Falling for wash trading on ordinals once is a lesson. Twice is on you.”. Their bullish mantra on long-term plays like @OnChainMonkey — “There will never be more iconic Ordinals than @OnChainMonkey I don’t make the rules.” — reflects the same unshakeable, almost defiant belief in their lane that the song celebrates. Even their self-aware hype like “I am a genius in bull markets. This is my time to shine.” captures the confident, forward-driving energy that defines Stronger.
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