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Lisa Simpson is the academically driven, socially‑conscious, and highly emotional member of the family, which matches the user’s profile. The user’s tweet about "maths test tomorrow... Are they trying to Mwke me rel@pse 😅" mirrors Lisa’s constant academic pressure. Their concern about "why do immigrant parents have no concept of the possibility of their children being mentally ill" reflects Lisa’s activism and empathy for social issues. The user’s dramatic emotional outbursts, such as "i just started crying out of nowhere because i love kainess so much" and the frequent use of crying emojis, echo Lisa’s tendency to feel deeply about her passions. Finally, the obsessive devotion to a fandom ("i’m pissing myself imagine ness sending these to kaiser…") parallels Lisa’s intense dedication to her interests like jazz, environmental causes, and reading.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s constant, enthusiastic posting and use of community hashtags like “calling all #kainess lovers… part 1 of my series is posted!!” shows an extraverted style. Their focus on imaginative fan‑fiction and speculation about fictional timelines, e.g., “does anyone know what month it is in the blue lock universe rn,” and the quirky vocal habit “I have a recurrent vocal stim of saying ‘kaiser!!’… 100 times a day,” point to an intuitive (N) orientation. Emotional language dominates their tweets, such as “i just started crying out of nowhere because i love kainess so much” and “i’m scared,” indicating a feeling (F) preference. Finally, frequent mentions of procrastination and last‑minute fixes—“oops i forgot to add tags so i’m posting again” and “i need to start spamming more”—reflect a perceiving (P) attitude. These combined traits align best with an ENFP personality.

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AO3 writer & illustrator | Blue Lock fan (Kainess) | Student juggling exams & fandom | Accidentally shared fanart in math class. She/Her– @ddiepainful

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The drink captures the chaotic energy of @ddiepainful's timeline, like the bright blue of Blue Curaçao echoing the "Blue Lock" obsession in tweets such as "does anyone know what month it is in the blue lock universe rn". The sweet strawberry purée mirrors their love for "kainess" and the cute, sugary vibes of fanart, as they gush, "i just started crying out of nowhere because i love kainess so much i am on my period too that’s prolly why". A splash of lemon juice adds the sour punch of exam stress, referenced in "maths test tomorrow... Are they trying to Mwke me rel@pse 😅😅😅". The chili‑infused vodka represents the intense, sometimes angry outbursts, like "why da fuk we learning about eren yeager in school 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹". Finally, edible glitter gives a sparkling finish, reminiscent of their shrine‑building habit and the glittery excitement of posting new fics, as they announce "part 1 of my new #kainess series is out!!🥹🥹".

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The user demonstrates strong ambition and strategic planning, key traits of Slytherin. Their bio even lists 'ENTJ', a personality type associated with ambition and leadership. They discuss plotting their fic series, saying 'i’m just deciding whether i should split the parts into chapters or separate works in a series or just keep it as one big fic', and eagerly await to finish their work: 'i’m so excited for my exams to be over i’m finally gonna finish my fic and make so many edits and so much art YALL AINT READYYYYY'. They also show resourcefulness in handling criticism, noting 'i think i was mature for ignoring kiis shippers on my tl who hate on #kainess but i’m tired of being the bigger person imma start blocking'. These traits align most closely with Slytherin's emphasis on ambition, cunning, and self‑advancement.

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The user’s tweets reveal an all‑consuming obsession with the Kainess ship, such as "i just started crying out of nowhere because i love kainess so much i am on my period too that’s prolly why" and "i’m pissing myself imagine ness sending these to kaiser every morning and he just leaves him on seen". They constantly think about the characters even when they should be studying, as shown by "my final mathematics and religious studies mock exams tmrw … but #kaiser shirtless fanservice manga leaks … idgaf anymore". The repeated emotional outbursts like "i miss kainess so bad" and "i’m scared" echo the song’s relentless refrain "I can’t get you out of my head". This lyric’s theme of an inescapable fixation perfectly captures their pattern of prioritising fandom over school, work, and even personal well‑being.

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