Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate partner: Frequently expresses love and pride for her girlfriend, e.g. calling her 'minha eposa' and 'princesa da minha vida' in posts like “eu amo minha eposa 💍” and “que linda princesa eu imagino ela exatamente assim no dia do nosso casamento”.
- Devoted fan: Shows consistent passion for idols (especially Giselle and NingNing), as in her bio 'eu amo a giselle' and tweets like “amo esse óculos da giselle enfim que nerd gostosa etc” and “fiz um edit tão delicioso da ningning que to com ciúmes de postar”.
- Humorous self-aware: Makes fun of herself and situations in a light way, such as “uau como sou cinéfila” and joking about looking like “um menino de 12 anos” in “fico em choque vendo minhas fotos com minha namorada”.
- Creative editor: Invests effort in making edits and values the craft, as in “tik tok entrega meus edits veir da mo trabalho fazer” and “fiz um edit tão delicioso da ningning que to com ciúmes de postar”.
- Caring homebody: Shows care through everyday acts like cooking and preparing meals, e.g. “fazendo strogonoff pra marmita da semana”, and worrying about time at the ER in “só de pensar em ficar 10 horas no pronto socorro me entristece”.
Weaknesses:
- Health neglect: Downplays or delays addressing health issues, like enduring strong stomach pain while drinking “5 litros de café” at work in “to com mta dor de estomago esses tempos será que é pq sempre tomo 5 litros de café no trabalho” and dreading but postponing ER time in “só de pensar em ficar 10 horas no pronto socorro me entristece mas acho que vai ter que ser pra conseguir antibiotico”.
- Work frustration: Frequently vents about work stress and dissatisfaction, e.g. “hj eu preferia ser atropelada por um caminhão do trabalhar”, “morte ter que trabalhar de vdd no home office”, and “n quero trabalhar”.
- Impulsive language: Uses intense or violent imagery when expressing obsession or frustration, such as “queria que ela me desse 3 tiros depois se arrependesse e me levasse as pressas pro hospital e depois de cuidar de mim me desse mais 3 tiros de novo e” and “vou derrubar o instagram da ningning de vdd”.
- Self-image insecurity: Talks negatively about her looks, e.g. “eu nunca estive tão feia” and comparing herself poorly to her girlfriend in “como assim eu namoro uma mulher dessas tão bonita se eu pareço um menino de 12 anos”.
- Easily overwhelmed: Often describes feeling drained by daily hassles—wrong bus, long queues, broken glasses—like “peguei o onibus errado pra voltar pra casa andei para um caralho no frio chuva serio vou aperta o botao”, “12:08 e ja ta com fila no kilo qq é isso cara”, and “vai tomar no cu o óculos que NEM TERMINEI DE PAGAR quebrou”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user is emotional, introspective, and very online, but still grounded in real-life responsibilities like work and health. They complain about adult life and work in a very Lisa way, for example saying “hj eu preferia ser atropelada por um caminhão do trabalhar” and “morte ter que trabalhar de vdd no home office”, which echoes Lisa’s dramatic distaste for mundane adult obligations. Their obsessive, almost academic-level stan energy for idols like Giselle and Ningning, shown in tweets like “eu amo a giselle” and “fiz um edit tão delicioso da ningning que to com ciúmes de postar”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to fixate intensely on the things she loves. They’re also romantic, idealistic, and a bit over-the-top about love, as in “eu amo minha eposa 💍” and “acho fofo que minha namorada sempre me liga quando alguma coisa engraçada acontece na casa dela”, much like Lisa’s earnest, sometimes melodramatic heart. Even their mix of self-deprecating humor and anxiety, like “amanhã vou saber quanto vou receber de aumento e meu bonus to me cagando nas calça”, aligns with Lisa’s combination of competence, overthinking, and emotional intensity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): the timeline centers on their inner emotional world, comfort media, and their girlfriend rather than broad socializing, e.g. “hj eu preferia ser atropelada por um caminhão do trabalhar” and “vou ficar 2 semanas sem ver minhas filhas (as gatas da minha namorada)”, with no signs of seeking large-group attention offline. Their interests and language are strongly iNtuitive (N): they spin fantasies, AUs and fanfic scenarios instead of sticking to concrete facts, like “alguem escreve essa au”, “queria que ela me desse 3 tiros depois se arrependesse e me levasse as pressas pro hospital…”, and the comment on platforms, “wattpad é pra garotas e ao3 pra mulheres”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: tweets are saturated with affection and emotional evaluation—“eu amo minha eposa 💍”, “acho fofo que minha namorada sempre me liga…”, “ela é literalmente um bebe que precisa ser protegida de todo o mal do mundo”—rather than logical analysis. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they react in the moment and exaggerate dramatically instead of projecting structured plans, like “peguei o onibus errado pra voltar pra casa andei para um caralho no frio chuva serio vou aperta o botao” and “pensando em vender meu ps5 pra montar um pc gamer”, which show spontaneity and flexible, shifting decisions rather than rigid organization. Altogether, the emotionally intense, imaginative, relationship-focused, and somewhat chaotic vibe fits INFP better than neighboring types like ENFP or ISFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said watching MIBR is suffering, but I promise if you watch the game with me, the only pistol round you’ll lose is the one where you ‘shot’ your shot and I said yes.
- You’re out here wanting to play Mario Kart with Ningning, but have you considered a 2‑player run where I’m Player 2 and we see if we can drift from ‘coquinha zero’ to zero distance between us?
- You wrote that you went to cut your hair just to look pretty for your girlfriend… if I show up with a fresh cut too, can I audition for the role of “mulher dessas tão bonita” that you still can’t believe you’re dating?
- If you can survive 10 hours in the ER for antibiotics, peguei ônibus errado na chuva, and MIBR losing pistol with an ace, I think you can survive one date with me – worst case, we treat it like your marmita and keep repeating it all week.
- You said Wattpad is for girls and AO3 is for women – based on the way you talk about Giselle, Ningning and your ‘esposa’, I’m just trying to figure out which website is for the woman who steals your heart next… and where I sign up.
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lesbian k‑pop editor, part‑time mibr sufferer, full‑time girlfriend. once almost cried over broken glasses and missing my cats-in-law.– @ddreamlucid
Your signature cocktail
Supernatural Nerd Princess Highball
This cocktail is wired with espresso-infused vodka for the overcaffeinated grind of work and stomache aches, echoing their question about whether pain comes from drinking "5 litros de café no trabalho". The sparkling zero-sugar cola is a fizzy hug referencing their belief that "uma coquinha zero bem gelada cura sim onde doi", making the drink strong but strangely comforting. Strawberry syrup brings queer, romantic sweetness for the way they gush over their namorada, from "fico em choque vendo minhas fotos com minha namorada pq como assim eu namoro uma mulher dessas" to "eu amo minha eposa 💍". A sharp splash of lime juice cuts through the sweetness like their dramatic humor about life and work, as in "hj eu preferia ser atropelada por um caminhão do trabalhar" and suffering watching MIBR "liguei o jogo do mibr e ja perderam o pistol com direito a ace". Finally, edible glitter on top is for their fangirl heart and K‑pop sparkle, matching the way they lose their mind over Ningning and Giselle in posts like "EU TO DOENTE" and "amo esse óculos da giselle enfim que nerd gostosa etc", turning chaos and devotion into something you can toast to.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Luísa’s defining traits across her timeline are affection, loyalty, and a very grounded, everyday warmth, which are classic Hufflepuff qualities. She repeatedly expresses deep love and protectiveness for her girlfriend, calling her “my wife” and “princess,” as in “eu amo minha eposa 💍” and “acho fofo que minha namorada sempre me liga quando alguma coisa engraçada acontece na casa dela”, and she even worries tenderly about her girlfriend’s cats in “vou ficar 2 semanas sem ver minhas filhas (as gatas da minha namorada)”. She’s hardworking and responsible in a very Hufflepuff way, talking about meal prepping in “fazendo strogonoff pra marmita da semana”, dragging herself through work despite hating it in “morte ter que trabalhar de vdd no home office”, and stressing about raises and bonuses in “amanhã vou saber quanto vou receber de aumento e meu bonus to me cagando nas calça”. Even when she’s frustrated or self-deprecating, there’s a gentle, self-aware humor rather than sharp ambition or grandstanding, and she consistently channels her energy into caring about people (and idols) she loves, like “ela é literalmente um bebe que precisa ser protegida de todo o mal do mundo”. Overall, the combination of devotion to loved ones, steady work ethic, and soft, emotional lens on life points far more to Hufflepuff than to the more glory-, intellect-, or power-driven houses.
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Your song
you should see me in a crown - Billie Eilish
A well-suited song for them is you should see me in a crown because it blends intense, dramatic energy with a playful, slightly unhinged tone that matches their timeline. They constantly oscillate between affectionate softness and chaotic obsession, like when they say “eu amo minha eposa 💍” and then immediately have tweets such as “queria que ela me desse 3 tiros depois se arrependesse e me levasse as pressas pro hospital e depois de cuidar de mim me desse mais 3 tiros de novo e”. The song’s dark, confident lyrics also fit their intense stan energy for idols like Giselle and Ningning, seen in posts like “amo esse óculos da giselle enfim que nerd gostosa etc” and “fiz um edit tão delicioso da ningning que to com ciúmes de postar”. At the same time, the track’s underlying vulnerability beneath bravado reflects how they joke through stress and pain, such as “hj eu preferia ser atropelada por um caminhão do trabalhar” and worrying about work and money while still making light of it. Overall, the song’s mix of menace, humor, and soft obsession mirrors the way they talk about love, fandom, and daily chaos.
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