Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges personal flaws and mental state, e.g. joking about hating himself in “kkkkkkkkkkk eu me odeio” and difficulty hiding things from parents in “caralho eu sou PÉSSIMO em esconder as coisas dos meus pais pqp”.
- Socially-engaged: Shows interest in politics and social issues, criticizing extreme positions in “galera não precisa defender matar criança pra ser comunista não tá” and calling out behavior around brain injuries in “vcs acham que LESÃO CEREBRAL é brincadeira”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about loneliness, moving cities, and friendships, like “a falta de interação com pessoas da minha idade me levou a lugares que nunca imaginei” and “finalmente fiz amigos em maceió pqp tava demorando viu”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and situational humor, such as mocking his flirting in “eu flertando” and laughing at his dad using slang in “eu me mijo de rir com painho usando gíria pernambucana”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth toward people and animals, like bonding with his father in “meu pai bêbado falando que no fundo ele ficou feliz quando eu botei meus piercings” and caring about stray cats in “eu ❤️ fazer carinho em gatos de rua”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Mentions suicidal thoughts and violent impulses toward himself, e.g. “como se matar sem deixar o pai triste google pesquisar” and “acho que vou explodir minha cabeça contra a parede pqp”.
- Substance-risk: Treats alcohol and codeine in a reckless way, like using fake prescriptions in “fui comprar codeína com receita falsa”, complaining about illegal prescriptions prices in “nego vendendo receita de codeína a 95 conto”, and prioritizing drinking at carnival in “vou ficar PUTO se painho n deixar eu beber esse carnaval”.
- Harshly-judgmental: Frequently uses strong contemptuous language toward others, like “meu deus do céu o léo e o miguel do peewee são INSUPORTÁVEIS puta que pariu” and calling someone “piranha narcisista” in “piranha narcisista”.
- Volatile-mood: Tweets swing between euphoria and despair, such as happiness about his body in “estou ficando com cinturinha de vagabunda estou muito feliz” contrasted with hopelessness in “galera desculpa se isso soar racista mas eu não aguento mais não sentir nada[...] quero sentir alguma coisa nem que seja angústia”.
- Boundary-challenging: Flirts with taboo or problematic dynamics, like asking to be groomed by older women in “pls older woman groom me” and “quer ser a misato do meu shinjikkkkkkkk a himeno do meu denjikkkkkkkkkk”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most closely with Bart Simpson: chaotic, darkly funny, constantly in trouble, and using humor to cope. They openly lean into mischief and self-destruction, like joking about codeine and fake prescriptions in “maluco eu fui comprar codeína com receita falsa e a cara de 'eu sei o que você está fazendo' que a atendente me lançou não está escrito” and “vtnc nego vendendo receita de codeína a 95 conto porra”, which mirrors Bart’s reckless stunts. The heavy use of dark, suicidal humor in “como se matar sem deixar o pai triste google pesquisar” and “acho que vou explodir minha cabeça contra a parede pqp” fits Bart’s tendency to mask pain with jokes and dramatics. Their trouble with parents and hiding things from them, like “caralho eu sou PÉSSIMO em esconder as coisas dos meus pais pqp” and needing to pretend to be mentally better in “quando você quer abrir a coxa mas não sabe esconder e tem que fingir pro seu pai que está 'melhor' mentalmente pra ele deixar fazer oq vc quer (sair e se embebedar)”, also feels very Bart-vs-adults. At the same time, there’s unexpected emotional depth and loyalty, especially toward the father figure in “realmente é eu e meu pai contra o mundo nessa porra”, which matches Bart’s secret softness under all the rebellion. Overall, they’re irreverent, self-destructive, politically opinionated, and perpetually joking through the chaos—very Bart coded.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extravert: they constantly talk about parties, drinking and social circles, e.g. being annoyed if their dad won’t let them drink on carnival in “nmrl eu vou ficar PUTO se painho n deixar eu beber esse carnaval”, making new friends in a new city in “finalmente fiz amigos em maceió pqp tava demorando viu”, and using Twitter/Discord heavily as social outlets in “a falta de interação com pessoas da minha idade me levou a lugares que nunca imaginei (usar discord como rede social”. They seem iNtuitive: they like abstract takes and cultural/ideological commentary more than concrete how‑to details, as when they joke about politics and ideology in “galera não precisa defender matar criança pra ser comunista não tá” and spin a whole hot take from a character arc in “hot take: ele poderia facilmente ter virado um anarquista”. Their decision‑making shows strong Feeling: they center relationships, morality and hurt feelings, e.g. condemning cheating as psychopathic in “se vc trai com o relacionamento bom vc é PSICOPATA e não tem nada que tire isso da minha cabeça”, and worrying deeply about how suicide would affect their father in “como se matar sem deixar o pai triste google pesquisar”. Finally, their lifestyle looks Perceiving: they’re impulsive, messy and go with the flow (buying codeine with a fake prescription in “fui comprar codeína com receita falsa e a cara de 'eu sei o que você está fazendo' que a atendente me lançou”, being casually drunk in “oi estou alcoolizado”, and constantly reacting to the moment with chaotic humor in threads like “galera mas vocês só retweetam safadeza a essa hora ein”. Altogether, a socially-driven, emotionally intense, ideologically-focused, spontaneous style fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you need to recalibrate your gaydar, but if it were working properly it would’ve started screaming the second I walked into your TL.
- You be out here begging for an older woman to groom you, meanwhile I’m here like: can I at least be the Misato to your Shinji’s Spotify midwest emo playlist first?
- You hating straight women, worshipping Sport Recife, and arguing about Hogwarts Legacy ethics tells me one thing: your standards are scary high. The fact I still want a shot with you should count as political bravery.
- You keep tweeting about codeine, nicotine, and wanting to explode your head on the wall… have you considered the healthier addiction of getting absolutely wasted on my attention instead?
- You moved to Maceió, finally made friends, your dad loved your piercings, and you still tweet about wanting to die—so let me be very emo and very sincere for one second: if I were in your life, I’d make being alive at least slightly more annoying to give up on.
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Midwest emo enjoyer in Maceió. Sport Recife loyalist, cat-petter, codeine-complainer. Once bought a fake prescription and the pharmacist knew instantly.– @DE4THSW0RN
Your signature cocktail
Anarcoemo Caboclo Codeine Fizz
This drink starts with cachaça infused with burnt sugar, a nod to their Northeastern roots and messy family nights, like when they say “meu pai bêbado falando que no fundo ele ficou feliz quando eu botei meus piercings” and that it’s them and their dad against the world “realmente é eu e meu pai contra o mundo nessa porra”. Blackberry liqueur brings the dark, emo sweetness, matching their bio “anarcoemo caboclo bissexual sofredor” and posts like “acho que vou explodir minha cabeça contra a parede pqp”. Cold brew coffee is the insônia-core fuel of someone who tweets things like “como se matar sem deixar o pai triste google pesquisar” and keeps spiraling about boys: “5339338 vez q eu vou dar em cima de algum menino e ele é hétero”. Tonic water adds a bitter, prank-of-life edge for when they rant “ninguém pediu seu pitaco de como eu devo viver a minha vida” and clown the world with endless “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Finally, a dash of saline solution represents the tears and emotional hangover of someone who buys fake prescriptions (“fui comprar codeína com receita falsa”, “nego vendendo receita de codeína a 95 conto porra”) yet still finds tenderness in petting stray cats “eu ❤️ fazer carinho em gatos de rua”. Strong, slightly bitter, unexpectedly sweet, and a little self-destructive: it’s basically @DE4THSW0RN in a glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as a chaotic, confrontational Gryffindor: impulsive, values justice, and loudly stands up for what they think is right. They openly call out what they see as political or ethical bullshit, e.g. criticizing people defending extreme positions with lines like “galera não precisa defender matar criança pra ser comunista não tá”, and mocking fake-radical posturing in “'anarquista'”. There’s a strong tendency to jump into conflict and say the hard thing out loud, as in “isso é literalmente a mesma coisa de homem que fala que não assume mulher rodada” and the furious rant at YouTubers in “meu deus do céu o léo e o miguel do peewee são INSUPORTÁVEIS puta que pariu”. They’re also recklessly self-endangering and dramatic in classic Gryffindor fashion, joking about self-destruction like “como se matar sem deixar o pai triste google pesquisar” and risky behavior such as “maluco eu fui comprar codeína com receita falsa”. At the same time, they show protective warmth and loyalty toward people they care about, as when they talk about their dad with affection in “meu pai bêbado falando que no fundo ele ficou feliz quando eu botei meus piercings” and frame themselves and their father as a team in “realmente é eu e meu pai contra o mundo nessa porra”. The mix of moral outrage, loud emotionality, and willingness to throw themselves into social and personal drama points far more toward a loud, messy Gryffindor than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
They’re openly emo, into metalcore and midwest emo, and even posted about going to a Black Parade party: “eu e luna no black parade”, which fits perfectly with My Chemical Romance’s aesthetic. Their timeline mixes dark humor and self‑destruction, like “como se matar sem deixar o pai triste google pesquisar” and “acho que vou explodir minha cabeça contra a parede pqp”, echoing the song’s raw, melodramatic confession of not being okay. There’s also constant teen/young-adult chaos with parents and mental health, such as “quando você quer abrir a coxa mas não sabe esconder e tem que fingir pro seu pai que está 'melhor' mentalmente pra ele deixar fazer oq vc quer (sair e se embebedar)”, which fits the song’s mix of angst and sarcasm. Their self-deprecating humor like “kkkkkkkkkkk eu me odeio” matches the bitter, theatrical tone of I’m Not Okay (I Promise). Overall, the track’s blend of emotional collapse, dark comedy, and emo scene energy lines up almost perfectly with @DE4THSW0RN’s online persona.
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