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Your Simpsons character
The user feels most like Homer Simpson: impulsive, loud, emotional, often chaotic but deeply affectionate with the people they love. They swing dramatically between joy and misery, from “nunca fui tao triste na minha vida.” and “quero morrer morte suicidio me odeio” to exuberant outbursts like “O MEU PHILADELFIA EAGLES EH GIGANTE O BEM ESTA VENCENDO”. Like Homer with Marge, they’re obsessively, almost comically devoted to their partner, constantly posting things like “amo minha namorada” and “como eh bom ser um homem apaixonado”. They have a goofy, sometimes crude sense of humor, calling people out with tweets like “oq falta de buceta nao faz com alguem ne pessoal” and mocking online drama as in “pode fechar o servidor elon musk”. At the same time, they show sparks of thoughtfulness and creativity—composing their own RPG soundtrack in “acho que o meu maior flex eh compor trilha sonora pro meu proprio rpg”—which mirrors Homer’s occasional surprising competence beneath the clownish exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share their emotional state with others, from intense football and music reactions like “O MEU PHILADELFIA EAGLES EH GIGANTE O BEM ESTA VENCENDO” to openly venting frustration in “toma no cu elon musk quase achei q tinha perdido minha conta”, showing energy directed outward and a desire to engage. Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing: they riff on ideas and patterns rather than concrete details, e.g. joking about album leaks with “quando essa galera do twotter descobri que 90% dos vazamentos de album sao propositais a cabeça de geral EXPLODE...” and comparing a football player and a guitarist in “nada no mundo me convence que erick pulgar... e tony perry... não sejam a mesma pessoa”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: their decisions and judgments are value/emotion-based, like the passionate defenses and condemnations in “'cota racial é racista...' KKKKK... eh cada uma toma no cu” and the overwhelming affection in “eu amo a minha namorada eu vou tatuar o nome dela na minha testa pq eu amo ela”. Their life comes across as Perceiving rather than structured Judging: they embrace spontaneity and emotional waves, from “certeza q eu vou entrar na faculdade, querer trancar o curso inteiro... pra ai comecar a tentar viver a minha vida do jeito que eu quero” to the chaotic hype of “semana que vem nao chega nunk ta maluco vou morrer de ansiedade”. Altogether, the combination of outward expressive energy, idea/playfulness, emotional intensity, and spontaneity fits ENFP best, also reflected in creative pursuits such as “acho que o meu maior flex eh compor trilha sonora pro meu proprio rpg que eu to jogando”.

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Composer of my own RPG soundtracks, sports ranter & professional simp for my girlfriend. Once learned a Metallica song just for the ‘what a banger’ feeling.– @dead9ine1

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Smoky mezcal stands for the heavy, alternative vibe of someone who says their biggest flex is composing the soundtrack for their own RPG, a nod to “acho que o meu maior flex eh compor trilha sonora pro meu proprio rpg que eu to jogando, mto pica” and their long-standing love of rock/metal like “aprendi a msc nova do metallica que saborrrrrrrrrrrr”. Passion fruit juice is tart and affectionate, capturing how often they gush over their girlfriend in tweets like “amo minha namorada” and “como eh bom ser um homem apaixonado”. Cold brew coffee reflects late-night gaming and emotional highs and lows, from “mlk firewatch eh simplesmente um JOGASSO” to raw moments like “quero morrer morte suicidio me odeio”. A dash of chili tincture is the spice of their timeline: football rage like “toma no cu do chelsea caralho” and chaotic laughter in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”. The egg white and lime foam smooth everything over, symbolizing how, despite bitterness and chaos, they keep finding sweetness and stability in tweets like “mds amo minha vida” and their endlessly romantic posts about missing and loving their “mulher.”

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest through-line is intense loyalty and devotion to people they care about, which is very Hufflepuff. They constantly express love and longing for their girlfriend in tweets like “amo minha namorada”, “quero minha namorada”, and especially “eu amo a minha namorada eu vou tatuar o nome dela na minha testa pq eu amo ela caraho minha namorada eh pica porra caralho”. They also show warmth toward her family and a desire to "zero" life just by bonding, as in “minha sogra me chamou pra tomar uma gelada zerei.”. There’s a clear sense of fairness and solidarity in tweets like “'cota racial é racista porque segrega as pessoas pelo cor' KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKeh cada uma toma no cu” and when they promote a friend’s Pix because he’s struggling: “qm puder ajudar, cada centavo vale <3”. While they do show creativity (composing a soundtrack for their own RPG in “acho que o meu maior flex eh compor trilha sonora pro meu proprio rpg que eu to jogando, mto pica”), the core of their personality online is emotional sincerity, loyalty, and caring for others, all classic Hufflepuff traits.

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A well‑known song that suits them best is “Shadow Moses” by Bring Me The Horizon. Their bio literally says “this is sempiternal”, directly referencing the album Sempiternal that the song comes from, showing a deep personal connection to that era of BMTH. They’re clearly into heavy music and emotional intensity, calling a track “a pedrada” in “bizarro essa ser a pior musica do album e ainda ser uma pedrada” and freaking out over metal moments like “mlk so nessas olimpiadas o mundo acabou umas 7 vezes gojira oque vcs fizeram com a cabeca dos crentes”. At the same time, their timeline swings between depressive posts like “quero morrer morte suicidio me odeio” and euphoric love for their girlfriend in tweets like “eu amo a minha namorada eu vou tatuar o nome dela na minha testa pq eu amo ela caraho”, echoing the emotional extremes in the song’s lyrics about inner conflict and catharsis. Shadow Moses blends aggression, vulnerability, and big anthemic energy, which matches how they combine sarcasm, anger, and genuine affection across their feed. Overall, it captures both their metalhead side and their dramatic, heart‑on‑sleeve way of living and tweeting.

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