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The user’s chronic self‑destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts ("i wish i was dead i wasn't made for living", "i want to be dead") and reliance on harmful coping mechanisms (e.g., "NEED A VAPE OR A SMOKE…") closely mirror Homer Simpson’s frequent bouts of depression, self‑medication with food, alcohol, and cigarettes, and his feeling of being unlovable. Like Homer, they express a desire to escape ("i just wanna go somewhere far where no one knows my name") and a belief that they are not meant for life. Their constant pleas for validation ("i want someone to hold me… i want to be loved romantically") echo Homer’s need for family acceptance despite feeling inadequate. The user’s impulsive self‑harm ("i just wanna cut…") parallels Homer’s impulsive, reckless actions that often end in self‑injury. Overall, Homer’s pattern of low self‑esteem, self‑destructive coping, and occasional suicidal ideation makes him the Simpsons character that best matches this user.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows introverted (I) tendencies by focusing on inner feelings and loneliness, e.g., "doess. anyone. seeing this. want to be friends with me in discord. i'm really lonely and empty right now." Their language is highly intuitive (N), using abstract metaphors like "my razor kisses hearts into my arm" and poetic imagery such as "only in my darkest moments i wanna see you with your head wide open..." They are driven by feelings (F), repeatedly expressing personal desires for love and validation: "i want someone to hold me... i want to be loved romantically... i want praise over my little traits." Their behavior reflects perceiving (P) traits, showing spontaneous, unstructured actions and plans, e.g., "i'm deciding to try and liquid fast properly this monday until christmas" and impulsive self‑harm statements. Together these traits align best with the INFP type.

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Trans nonbinary, cat lover & anime fan. Coffee addict, aspiring writer, and mental health advocate. Once tried to bake a cake shaped like a tiny dragon.– @dead_angel347

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The drink’s black base mirrors the tweet "i wish i was dead i wasn't made for living", while the vivid blood‑orange splash recalls the constant references to blood, cuts and "my razor kisses hearts into my arm". The bitter absinthe captures the anguish in "i just wanna go somewhere far where no one knows my name". A thin layer of simple syrup reflects the fleeting moments of wanting "cute fucking fits" and a temporary bright side. The charcoal‑clouded finish evokes the feeling of being lost in darkness, as expressed in "i’m just a pretty corpse, chopped up in two". Overall, the cocktail blends sweet, bitter and smoky notes to echo the turmoil, self‑harm, and yearning for an escape that permeates @dead_angel347’s timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
The account shows a strong drive for personal transformation and self‑control, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition, as seen in tweets like 'i wish i could sleep until the lack of food made me skinny' and 'I WNNA BE A CUTE FUCKING FEMBOY THAT'S ALL THAT'S IT'. They frequently pursue risky, self‑harmful methods to achieve their goals, for example 'i'll cut on my thighs' and 'i want to bleed for really long and in big quantity', reflecting Slytherin's resourcefulness and willingness to bend rules. Their desire for attention and to be special, expressed in 'i want cute fucking fits im sick of all this shit that my mom chose for me', aligns with the house's focus on status and self‑preservation. While moments of vulnerability appear, the dominant pattern is an ambitious, self‑directed pursuit of a particular image and control over their own body. This combination of ambition, cunning self‑management, and a willingness to use darker means points to Slytherin.

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The song "Hurt" captures the pervasive sense of self‑destruction, hopelessness and yearning for release that runs through the timeline. Lines like "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" echo dozens of tweets where they describe cutting, scarring and wanting to bleed (e.g., 'i cut myself, don’t show it for the longest... all the scars on my left arm', 'i want to cut and stab myself and be just fine'). Their repeated expressions of wanting to die ('i wish i was dead i wasn’t made for living', 'i’ll be dead') and feeling worthless ('i’m just a stupid depressed girl') match the song’s lyric "What have I become?". The mournful, stripped‑down arrangement of Johnny Cash’s version also reflects the raw vulnerability found in their posts. Overall, "Hurt" is a well‑known anthem for those who feel broken and are looking for an end.

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