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Your Simpsons character
They come off as sharp, opinionated, and politically aware in a very Lisa-like way, especially when they call out fandom bigotry and real-world politics, like in “I need everyone screaming that we’re “too sensitive” and “it’s not that deep” to remember what the political climate of this country has fallen to . There is literally no such thing as “too woke” anymore” and “No they dont realize and thats why so many gay m11s scream the nastiest things about Will and then use the excuse that since theyre lgbt they cant be homophobic”. Like Lisa, they’re intensely passionate about their interests (Stranger Things, Byler, the Beatles), shown by posts such as “Except i only gaf about byler and my beatles rpf” and “Will byers & paul mccartney shady facts”. Their mix of humor and moral outrage is very Lisa-coded: they joke and meme constantly, but still dissect character behavior and fandom logic in detail, like in “You’re trying to defend Mike from misogynist allegations by calling Will a misogynist, only to use a scene where Mike is agreeing with what Will said. Do you truly not see how this logic falls flat”. They also show a strong sense of empathy and attachment to characters and family dynamics, echoing Lisa’s emotional core, in tweets like “I understand Joyce cuz id be acting like my umbilical cord was still attached too”. Overall, the blend of activism, fandom intensity, and articulate ranting aligns much more with Lisa than with the more chaotic energy of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as strongly Extraverted: they openly celebrate milestones like “YAYAYAYAYAAYA THANK YOU FOR 3 MILLION GUYSSS”, post about school and vet class (“Baby chicks in my vet class”), and invite people into their private life and priv account (“Does anyone love me Does anyone want to follow my priv @mclennonist”). Their humor and fandom takes are highly Intuitive, centered on patterns, symbolism, and meta commentary rather than concrete details, like calling Mike "morally ambiguous" in relationships (“Yall keep saying Mike wouldnt cheat as if hes not already canonically very morally ambiguous when it comes to Will”) and critiquing narrative choices in ships and friendships (“When you have to retcon a character’s friendships to make their romantic relationship appear stronger Its just not a good relationship”). They lean Feeling: their arguments are grounded in values, calling out misogyny and homophobia (“No they dont realize and thats why so many gay m11s scream the nastiest things about Will and then use the excuse that since theyre lgbt they cant be homophobic”) and referencing the political climate to defend sensitivity (“There is literally no such thing as ‘too woke’ anymore”). Finally, they seem Perceiving rather than structured Judging: their feed is spontaneous and chaotic (rapid-fire memes like “Yo get me off of this” and “Yo the milevens in my dms:?’czhsjsjsh”), and they freely follow impulses like “I’ll read byler smut on the treadmill I never gave a fuck” and jokingly dramatic reactions (“Bro hell aint hot enough for you Mike”). Taken together—expressive social energy, abstract fandom/meta takes, value-driven callouts, and a very go-with-the-flow posting style—ENFP fits them best.

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17 • vet student who live-tweets Stranger Things, Byler timelines & Beatles deep cuts. Once read fanfic on a treadmill and nearly fell off.– @deadassmikeyway

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White rum infused with guava stands in for their loud Boricua pride and chaotic sense of humor, like when they yell “OH MI GENTE LATINO TODOS SOMOS BORICUAS ESTA NOCHE”. Blue curaçao gives it an 80s neon Stranger Things vibe and represents their Byler brainrot, from “Will and mike” to the mourning of “Happy 1 month anniversary to the worst finale of all time”. Spiced hibiscus syrup adds a sweet-but-sharp kick, mirroring how they drag Mike, Finn, and fandom misogyny in posts like “Yall keep saying Mike wouldnt cheat as if hes not already canonically very morally ambiguous when it comes to Will” and “But bylers are the misogynists right?”. Fresh lime juice brings brightness and bite, echoing their unapologetic callouts about homophobia and politics in “There is literally no such thing as ‘too woke’ anymore”. Sparkling coconut water tops it off with something playful and a little weird—still refreshing even when they’re reading smut at the gym as they claim “I’ll read byler smut on the treadmill I never gave a fuck”, and celebrating wins like “GUESS WHO JUST GOT INTO THEIR DREAM UNIVERSITY”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account shows a very outspoken, confrontational courage that aligns most with Gryffindor. They repeatedly call out perceived misogyny and homophobia in the fandom even when it invites backlash, for example challenging Mike-defenders with logic in “You’re trying to defend Mike from misogynist allegations…” and criticizing people who say LGBT fans can't be homophobic in “so many gay m11s scream the nastiest things about Will…”. They openly describe the harassment they receive and still keep speaking up, as in “Ive been called more slurs in the 3 weeks ive been on sttwt than i have in the entire rest of my life”, which suggests bravery rather than avoidance. There’s also an impulsive, ride-or-die energy in tweets like “Well finn now I gotta kill both of yall I hope ur happy” and the intense, almost crusading tone in “There is literally no such thing as ‘too woke’ anymore”. While they are witty and creative, their defining traits are boldness, moral conviction, and a willingness to fight publicly for what they believe, all of which are classic Gryffindor qualities.

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A dramatic, theatrical alt-emo anthem fits them perfectly, and I Write Sins Not Tragedies is peak chaotic, hyper-online, fandom-core energy. They literally quote Panic!-adjacent lyrics with tweets like “SO TESTOSTERONE BOYS AND HARLEQUIN GIRLS” and “LET'S GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER FASTER”, echoing the exact vibe of mid-2000s scene music. Their personality is loud, sarcastic, and a little unhinged in a fun way, as seen in posts like “I’ll read byler smut on the treadmill I never gave a fuck” and “SO IM A BOSS”. The song’s mix of melodrama, messiness, and theatrical storytelling mirrors their intense Stranger Things shipping discourse, such as “Like they fucked up not only byler’s platonic relationship but elmax’s for the sake of mileven 😭😭”. Overall, their blend of fandom obsession, dark humor, and emo/alt references lines up almost perfectly with the tone and aesthetics of I Write Sins Not Tragedies.

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