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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson: self-loathing, impulsive, constantly joking about their own damage, but still oddly affectionate and social. Like Homer, they use dark humor to cope with pain, e.g. saying “Killing myself is easier than losing weight and I'm highkey losing motivation” and “I hope this shit kills me.”, while still posting upbeat bits like “Dude I actually love being alive I mean it sucks and I hate it but I'm just so happy”. Their relationship with food and weight is very Homer-coded: bingeing and frustration like “If my maintenance is 2.5k calories... and I only eat 1.2k... why am I NOT LOSING WEIGHT?! I'm big mad right now.” and “If food even touches my tongue I immediately find myself consuming every edible thing in the area like Kirby.”. They also show a deep desperation for affection and feeling like a burden, similar to Homer’s insecure side, as in “I feel like such a burden on everyone's life and people secretly hope I just end myself already so they can stop pretending to care.”. Despite the self-destruction and chaos, they clearly care about others and their community, shown when they post things like “DEADPOOL LOVES YOU AND WISHES EVERYONE RECOVERY ASAP !!!!”, mirroring Homer’s flawed but genuine love for the people around him.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their social world is small and online, and they often talk about feeling like a burden or hidden self, e.g. “I be way too happy irl for people to guess who I am by my tweets.” and preferring Minecraft over social interaction while using it as a coping mechanism “Playing Minecraft instead of cutting myself who cheered?”. They skew Intuition (N) over Sensing: they constantly turn concrete events into big-picture meanings and metaphors, such as “What a strange reality that mental health will only be taken seriously once you've died.” and the dark, poetic imagery in “I want to lay in this forest and let all the little critters feast on me until each part of me had been scattered like leaves in fall!”. They are clearly Feeling (F): nearly every tweet is centered on emotions, relationships, and worthiness rather than logic—e.g. “Having BPD just means you will always care about other people more than they will ever care about you.” and intense self-worth tied to affection “If I were skinny, maybe I'd be worthy of the affection I cry for.”. Their tone is reactive and value-driven, cutting off people over fatphobia (“I immediately sb I dont even CARE about having that conversation.”) rather than debating logically. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): their diet and life plans are chaotic and spur-of-the-moment—swinging between resolve and impulse like “'Im gonna lock in!' Deadpool says before eating 6 cookies…” and struggling to track calories consistently “Realizing actually tracking my cals might be easier than stressing and doing mental math all day.”. Altogether, the intense inner emotional world, poetic fatalism, strong values, and lack of structured follow-through most closely match INFP.

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Wade | 17 | Marvel Rivals & Minecraft enjoyer. Once lost 100 lbs, still figuring out the rest. I overachieve at work so my brain doesn’t overthink.– @deadbythepool_

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Overproof dark rum stands in for how intense and self-destructive they can be, like when they say “Killing myself is easier than losing weight and I'm highkey losing motivation”. Blood orange juice brings a sharp, bleeding acidity that nods to their cuts and desire to look like Deadpool, as in “Pure enjoyment, and I hope to scar myself up to the point that I look almost exactly like Deadpool does.” Black coffee concentrate reflects the exhaustion and late-night doomscrolling vibe from posts like “Exhausted from existing, sometimes I wish sleeping didn't make you timeskip and I could just be unconscious forever without needing to wake up for work.” The grenadine drizzle is a sweet, theatrical streak of red for their corny, dramatic side, matching “I am a cornball !!” and their love for flair. Finally, the sea salt sugar rim balances bitter and sweet, mirroring how they can be viciously self-deprecating yet still caring and affectionate, like in “DEADPOOL LOVES YOU AND WISHES EVERYONE RECOVERY ASAP !!!!” and “Maybe I'm corny but I like being told to stay safe under my posts.”

Your Hogwarts House
DP reads at first like an edgier house, but their core traits are loyalty, emotional sincerity, and a desire to care for others, which are distinctly Hufflepuff. They repeatedly center community and mutual support, calling their mutuals "Rivals" and saying things like “Deadpool LOVES YOU AND WISHES EVERYONE RECOVERY ASAP !!!!”, which shows a fundamentally caring, inclusive attitude even on a self-destructive subcommunity. Their sense of fairness and boundaries appears when they say “If I see a tweet even slightly fatphobic and find my Rivals following that account I immediately sb I dont even CARE about having that conversation.”, prioritizing the emotional safety of themselves and their circle over clout. They also talk about overworking to be useful — “I overachieve at work to make up for my outstanding lack of use elsewhere. At least if I'm good at my job, I'm useful in one way or another.” — which reflects the Hufflepuff pattern of tying self-worth to reliability and hard work. Even in deep distress, they worry about the impact of their actions on friends, saying “Sometimes I hate having mentally ill friends, I want to be able to off myself without starting a chain reaction.”, showing how much they feel responsible for others’ well-being. Taken together, their loyalty to their online community, emphasis on kindness and recovery for others, and work-focused self-worth are far more Hufflepuff than any other house.

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A well-fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, which captures feeling angry, unsafe, and dehumanized while still using dark humor and bravado. They talk about being 17 and surrounded by creeps and hostility, like when they say "Being 17 is so weird because most creeps either want them SUPER young and other creeps are willing to just wait until youre 18." and "They think I'm sleeping but I can hear my brother calling me a fat fuck in the living room and no one in my family defending me.". The song’s theme of adults and peers treating teens like problems to be managed mirrors their sense of being a burden, like "I feel like such a burden on everyone's life and people secretly hope I just end myself already so they can stop pretending to care.". Their blend of self-destructive humor and genuine pain fits the track’s defiant tone, seen when they post about self-harm and suicidality with a kind of grim showmanship, for example "Pure enjoyment, and I hope to scar myself up to the point that I look almost exactly like Deadpool does.". Even their attempt to stay upbeat in a hostile environment, like "Dude I actually love being alive I mean it sucks and I hate it but I'm just so happy", echoes the song’s mix of bitterness, irony, and survival.

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