Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unique: Their tweets show individuality.
Weaknesses:
- Mysterious: Hard to analyze from limited content.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Bart fits best because this user is mischievous, irreverent, and leans into taboo humor the way Bart constantly pushes boundaries. They openly joke about adult content and kink, like when they say “Dirk’s such a good owner, rewarding his puppy’s good behavior with a yummy treat #prostuck #stridercest #dirkdave” and “Touching myself to him tonight #BonerAlert !!!”. The self-deprecating, chaotic energy also feels very Bart, as seen in “11 minute league queue and someone dodged i should uninstall and just keep drawing porn bro” and “ate dinner. it wasnt mac. im sorry for lying #canceltimaeus”. At the same time, there’s a softer, emotionally volatile side under the jokes—similar to Bart’s hidden vulnerability—shown when they say “augh I hate black splitting. i hate it. mmm bpd is a prison” and “actually one more thought before bed. i love all of the fat romanticization and sexualization going on lately it makes me feel good . like yes i am a sexy fat trans man thank you and i will only get sexier”. Overall, their mix of lewd humor, chaos, and underlying emotional depth aligns most with an adult, R‑rated version of Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most activity centers on solitary hobbies like drawing and gaming, plus staying home napping and working on art, e.g. “nap time” and “since i wont be able to game anymore for a few weeks... what should i draw...”, and they mention anxiety about visibility: “sometimes i want to post my actual art on here... i dont need people recognizing my art it kinda makes me nervous”. Their interests and language strongly suggest Intuition (N): they fixate on concepts, ships, and meta-analysis over concrete details, like “the reason why i hate tcoaal so much is because everybody who ships the siblings together do it for the sake of them being siblings. there's no chemistry or substance there. queerbait but its incest” and projecting disorders onto characters in “i love projecting my disorders onto the striders to make them suffer. OLD dirk and BPD dave... now kiss”. They seem more Feeling (F) than Thinking: their decisions and takes are driven by personal values and emotional reactions, such as body/identity affirmation in “i love all of the fat romanticization and sexualization going on lately... like yes i am a sexy fat trans man” and guilt around blocking minors in “found out oomf was a minor i wanna slit i feel so bad for the block bcs they were nice”. The Perceiving (P) preference appears in their spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle: they often change plans on the fly like “ate dinner. it wasnt mac. im sorry for lying #canceltimaeus”, waffle about what to draw “what should i draw...”, and talk about BPD-related impulsivity and emotional swings in “Ok I think my bpd episode is over. Maybe I'll download new brushes and try again.”. Taken together—introspective, highly values-driven, very fandom/idea-focused, and flexible rather than structured—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said JoJo is just violent MLP and your partner belly laughed — if your media takes are that powerful, I’m kind of scared to ask what you’d compare us to if we started dating. (But I’m willing to find out.)
- You’re over there begging for authentic Tripps to become a ‘real Strider’ and I’m just thinking: I could be your limited-edition accessory, comes with free praise and backshots discourse.
- You forgot the details of a wet dream the second you woke up; if you want, I can help you workshop a new one and this time we’ll take notes like a proper artist.
- You keep saying there’s not enough broxy and that you need more people to follow so your tl isn’t ‘AI slop’ — let me audition as your new organic, ethically sourced, hand‑crafted guy.
- You’re agonizing over whether your s/i should be a puppy or a bunny; controversial suggestion: pick puppy, call me ‘good boy’ once, and we can call that collaborative character design.
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Adult fanartist with too many Homestuck brainworms and not enough laptop battery. Once compared JJBA to violent MLP and my partner actually agreed.– @deaddirks
Your signature cocktail
The Brainworm Strider
This cocktail hits like an overfixated brain: strong, a little unhinged, but weirdly cozy—fitting someone who says “11 minute league queue and someone dodged i should uninstall and just keep drawing porn bro” and then immediately goes back to making art. Overproof dark rum stands in for the heavy, horny chaos of “i may be into age gap incest but at least i dont like vriska” and all the #homesmut / #prostuck posting. Cold brew coffee is the grindset and exhaustion of “hi good afternoon i felt like i was dying then i took a nap and now i feel better. cracks knuckles. time to get to work” and the constant late‑night drawing. Cherry vanilla syrup is the sweet, romantic, slightly camp side that comes out when they say things like “i think he likes me” and gush about their boyfriend. Chocolate bitters echo the darker mood swings and BPD mentions in “augh I hate black splitting. i hate it. mmm bpd is a prison” while keeping everything palatable. The soda and pinch of salt are the playful, feral fizz of “Sometimes I think my boyfriend hates my guts and wants to kill me then he says who's a good boy and I go meeeeeee. :3” and their self‑aware, salty humor about being the designated slop account.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently display a provocative, transgressive edge and a willingness to openly embrace taboo interests, which aligns strongly with Slytherin’s boundary‑pushing ambition and comfort with social risk. For example, they casually claim, “i may be into age gap incest but at least i dont like vriska”, and enthusiastically produce and promote content like “Dirk’s such a good owner, rewarding his puppy’s good behavior with a yummy treat #prostuck #stridercest #dirkdave”, signaling a deliberate courting of controversy rather than shying away from it. They are also unapologetically self‑focused in cultivating their niche: they talk about wanting to post their main art but withholding it because recognition makes them nervous in “sometimes i want to post my actual art on here… i dont need people recognizing my art it kinda makes me nervous”, which shows a strategic self‑preservation instinct and careful control over their image. Their interest in roleplay and self‑insert dynamics, as seen in “Fuck it making a yumesona to have Jake toy with i dont even care anymore bro” and “This is technically selfship art #dirkjake #prostuck #homesmut”, demonstrates a creative yet calculated way of centering their own desires in the narratives they build. While they show warmth toward oomfs and their partner, the overarching pattern is someone who is comfortable inhabiting a darker, edgier space and using it to carve out a very specific identity—classic Slytherin traits of ambition, selectivity, and unapologetic self‑definition.
Your movie
Your song
Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA
MARINA’s Bubblegum Bitch fits them because it mixes campy, over-the-top sexuality with self-aware humor, which matches their entire online vibe. They gleefully lean into being an adult, horny fandom gremlin, from calling themselves “Jake's freak boyfriend” in their bio to posts like “Dirk’s such a good owner, rewarding his puppy’s good behavior with a yummy treat #prostuck #stridercest #dirkdave” and “Touching myself to him tonight #BonerAlert !!!”. The song’s unapologetic, ‘I’m hot, extra, and you’re going to deal with it’ energy matches tweets like “like yes i am a sexy fat trans man thank you and i will only get sexier”. At the same time, they show emotional volatility and BPD struggles in posts like “augh I hate black splitting. i hate it. mmm bpd is a prison”, mirroring the song’s sugar-coated but slightly unhinged emotional undercurrent. Their combination of cute selfship brainrot, explicit kink, and theatrical self-presentation aligns almost perfectly with the bratty, hyper-stylized persona at the center of Bubblegum Bitch.
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