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Your Simpsons character
The user's constant self‑loathing and depressive statements resemble Homer's frequent feelings of inadequacy and frustration as a middle‑aged, overweight father. The many alcohol‑related tweets such as "I love canadian whiskey", "IM SO DRUNK", and "I mixed a shit ass drink to cope with my shit ass life" echo Homer's love for beer and occasional binge drinking. The self‑deprecating humor in lines like "I’m a hyper loser", "I’m actually fucking miserable", and "I’m built like this irl" matches Homer's comedic misery. The occasional nihilistic thoughts, e.g., "I hope that the next person to be shot in the head is me" and "Should I attempt to cut my jugular vein again", align with the darker moments of Homer's character when he feels overwhelmed. Overall, the blend of low self‑esteem, alcohol abuse, and absurd meme‑like commentary is most reminiscent of Homer Simpson among the core Simpsons cast.

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The user’s focus on internal thoughts and feelings—e.g., "I’m an old man" and "I think I’m lowkey going through psychosis again"—shows a strong introverted orientation. Their tweets often explore abstract, imaginative ideas such as "I want to eat the mushroom that makes me see tiny people" and "Most nights I lay awake fantasizing about a loving embrace," indicating a preference for intuition. Emotional and value‑driven statements like "I’m seriously questioning my attraction to men" and "I’m glad i grew up fat and ugly because I would have been absolutely evil if i weren’t" reflect a feeling orientation. A chaotic, impulsive lifestyle appears in posts like "I’m going to relapse" and "Should I attempt to cut my jugular vein again," suggesting a perceiving rather than judging approach. Together, these traits align with an INFP personality, which matches the user’s artistic interests (e.g., "I like to watch vtubers while i’m drawing") and deep inner emotional world.

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Digital artist, meme curator, and late-night gamer. Once turned a coffee spill into a viral sketch—now I share the chaos.– @deadmanscough

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This dark, bitter concoction mirrors the user’s self‑destructive humor and chaotic mind, just as they wrote "I love canadian whiskey [picture]". The coffee liqueur adds a jittery buzz reflecting their "IM SO DRUNK [picture]" and endless caffeine woes. A splash of absinthe evokes the "I think I’m lowkey going through psychosis again [picture]" moments that they frequently hint at. The mushroom‑infused syrup nods to the surreal desire to "I wanna eat the mushroom that makes me see tiny people [picture]". Finally, a dash of blood orange juice symbolizes the recurring blood‑related self‑harm references like "i popped something in my mouth and now i’m bleeding [picture]".

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The bio’s claim of being "the chad suicide pact leader" shows a drive for dominance and control, reflecting Slytherin ambition. Their admission "I have a transphobic mutual but i keep him around to see how his mind works 💯" reveals a calculated, cunning approach to relationships. Several tweets illustrate a pragmatic, self‑preserving mindset, such as "I hope that the next person to be shot in the head is me" and "Should I attempt to cut my jugular vein again," indicating a willingness to cross moral lines. Dark humor and self‑serving desires like "I want to impregnate a woman" align with Slytherin’s comfort with morally ambiguous goals. Overall, the pattern of ambition, resourcefulness, and a readiness to manipulate or harm points to Slytherin.

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The lyrics of "Hurt" describe deep self‑destruction and numbness, echoing the user's frequent references to self‑harm and hopelessness, such as "I popped something in my mouth and now i’m bleeding" and "Should I attempt to cut my jugular vein again". Their bio as "the chad suicide pact leader" and tweets like "I think I’m lowkey going through psychosis again" and "I mixed a shit ass drink to cope with my shit ass life i hope i die tomorrow" reflect the same sense of despair that the song conveys. The line "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel" directly mirrors the user's admission of self‑injury and emotional numbness. Additionally, the refrain "What have I become?" aligns with their self‑deprecating statements like "I’m a hyper loser" and "I’m built like this". Overall, "Hurt" captures the pervasive melancholy, self‑destruction, and yearning for relief evident throughout the timeline of their tweets.

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