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Like Lisa, @deadmunchiez is a sensitive, highly intellectualized young person who feels out of place and isolated in their environment, frequently expressing existential dread and a desire to “go somewhere no one will recognize my face”. While Lisa’s struggles are usually more PG-rated, both share an intense preoccupation with ethics, body image, and a feeling of intellectual superiority over their surroundings, seen when they critique “strictly monogamous people” or call out perceived transphobia. They both exhibit a deep, niche appreciation for culture and music, with the user noting their taste in “black metal” and artists like Korn. Finally, the user mirrors Lisa’s frequent bouts of melancholy and perfectionism, especially regarding their body, despairing that “theyre LYING my bmi is GENUINELY OBESE” despite what others say.

Your MBTI personality Type
Pelle exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on solitary experiences, dissociation, and a preference for digital interaction over physical presence, stating, “i need to get out of this state and go somewhere no one will recognize my face”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their preoccupation with morbid abstract concepts, such as the desire to “become an unidentified person on vicap” and their affinity for atmospheric media like Iron Lung. Pelle leans toward Feeling (F) as their posts are heavily driven by intense emotional states, self-criticism, and personal values regarding polyamory and transphobia, often reacting with “crashouts” when overwhelmed. Finally, a Perceiving (P) trait is evidenced by their spontaneous behavior, like “doomscrolling for whatever fucking reason” and an adaptable, non-linear approach to their daily life and digital hobbies.

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18-year-old artist and black metal enthusiast. Passionate about horror cinema and creative illustration. Once found surgical scissors in my yard—still confused.– @deadmunchiez

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This drink captures the chaotic energy of a user who rates experiences like a “benadryl trip” and finds themselves “drooling just thinking about grapefruit”. The Monster Energy splash references the domestic drama where they “only took one” of their dad's drinks, while the charcoal syrup honors their love for “black metal” and dark aesthetics. Finally, the bizarre green onion garnish serves as a tribute to the time they “ate a singular green onion” just to feel something without breaking a fast. It’s a bitter, experimental concoction for someone who feels “basically impossible” to categorize.

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Pelle exhibits a strong sense of resourcefulness and self-preservation, evidenced by their ability to open art commissions with the goal of “opening art commissions? its pay what you want but the minimum is like $1 cuz of limitations on money apps” despite having no income. They show a characteristic Slytherin cleverness when navigating social boundaries, such as when they “hit the fake recovery button” to manage their environment or admit they “will never give muskrat my money” while taking advantage of a free trial. Their ambition is turned inward toward rigorous self-control, as seen in their meticulous tracking of “weight goals” and fasting. This focus on personal benchmarks and navigating social systems for individual needs aligns most closely with the house of ambition and cunning.

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Pelle’s online presence is defined by intense feelings of physical inadequacy and social alienation, mirroring the themes of self-loathing in this classic track. They frequently express a desire for a different body, lamenting, “why did i eat 3 hours ago there is so much fat surrounding all my organs and i dont look the way i should”. Their preoccupation with being a “disgusting” or “obese loser” aligns with the song's focus on feeling like an outsider who doesn't belong. Furthermore, their admission of being “super dissociated” and dreaming of becoming an “unidentified person” highlights a deep-seated urge to disappear or be someone else entirely.

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