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This user feels closest to Bart Simpson: irreverent, sarcastic, politically pissed off, but ultimately creative and passionate about niche stuff. Their timeline is full of gleeful shitposting and over-the-top aggression like “Maybe you should end it all elon” and “Esse país fascista de bosta tem que ir pra puta que pariu”, which mirrors Bart’s rebellious, authority-hating streak. At the same time, they’re deeply into weird games, films, and music, proudly nerding out about things like Kill the Past and noise music in “ganhei 8 seguidores… eu só falo de kill the past e musica noise”, the kind of obsessive enthusiasm Bart shows for his own hobbies. Their chaotic, drunk New Year posts like “GALERA COMO CURA ALCOLISMO KKKKKKKKKK” also match Bart’s impulsive, self-destructive humor. Finally, the fact they’re casually working on a game — “Bolei o melhor plot point pro meu jogo. vai conectar tudo” — fits Bart’s creative, DIY troublemaker energy more than the more earnest, straight-laced vibe of Lisa or Marge.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solitary media consumption (games, films, music) and private frustrations rather than going out or socializing, e.g. deciding to withdraw from Twitter to focus and avoid politics in “vou ficar fora do twitter por um tempo. eu tenho que focar em trabaio aqui e se eu ver mais uma coisa sobre o nikolas ferreira, minha cabeça vai explodir.”. Their interests and language strongly signal intuition (N): they’re into surreal/avant‑garde media like Kill the Past, Finnegans Wake, Cruelty Squad, and weird games, plus abstract jokes like “Finnegans Wake netflix adaptation” and meta complaints about video essays in “video essays are when you summarize and spoil the plot of something for 8 FUCKING HOURS”. They come off as values‑driven and reactive, fitting feeling (F) more than detached logic: they express strong moral disgust toward incels in “Eu odeio incel tanto”, criticize fascism in “Esse país fascista de bosta tem que ir pra puta que pariu”, and worry about harmful content involving kids in “Eu acho que esse cara devia ser processado por isso especialmente quando tem criança no meio haha só minha opinião tho”. Their life appears spontaneous and somewhat chaotic rather than structured, aligning with perceiving (P): getting hired and fired quickly in “eu arrumei um emprego eu fui assaltado eu fui demitido do emprego”, impulsive gaming/media binges like “To doente pra caralho vou ficar jogando Flower Sun and Rain o dia inteiro”, and joking about alcoholism in “GALERA COMO CURA ALCOLISMO KKKKKKKKKK BJS GSLRTA TMJ”. Altogether, a private, media‑obsessed, emotionally intense, and improvisational style with strong personal ideals fits INFP better than other types.

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Game dev hopeful from Brazil. Once got fired and celebrated at a Boris show. Noise, weird movies, stranger games, and too many opinions.– @deafbydrowning

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with black coffee for late-night doomscrolling, noise albums, and game dev dreams, echoing their chaotic New Year spiral like “GALERA COMO CURA ALCOLISMO KKKKKKKKKK BJS GSLRTA TMJ” and the proudly hungover “eu ainda to de ressaca mn”. The lime and grapefruit juice blend brings a sour, slightly bitter edge that matches their political and cultural rants such as “Esse país fascista de bosta tem que ir pra puta que pariu” and explosions like “VAI SE FUDER FILHO DA PUTA”. A Guaraná soda reduction syrup adds fizzy Brazilian sweetness and hyperactive geek energy for stuff like “Need to play sh4”, “To doente pra caralho vou ficar jogando Flower Sun and Rain o dia inteiro”, and obsessing over weird games and albums like “I'm obsessed with this album why does no one talk about it”. The smoked salt rim represents the noise gigs and Boris shows that left them blissfully wrecked in “fiquei surdo. não me arrependo de nada” and their love of abrasive, distorted art like “ganhei 8 seguidores ... eu só falo de kill the past e musica noise”. Finally, a dash of Fernet or another bitter amaro ties it together with a sharp, medicinal bitterness, mirroring their dark humor and kill-the-past cynicism toward media and tech in tweets like “video essays are when you summarize and spoil the plot of something for 8 FUCKING HOURS” and “Hey @TeamYouTube since you guys like checking random tweets, how about you stop with the fucking ads every 5 seconds.”. Strong, noisy, a little poisonous, but weirdly comforting—this is a caipirinha that stayed up too late on Soulseek planning an experimental indie game.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is dominated by niche, often difficult media and a clear enjoyment of puzzling through it, even when they don’t fully understand it, which is very Ravenclaw: they say about a book, likely Finnegans Wake, that “eu to lendo e eu tenho certeza de que eu não entendo metade do que ta sendo descrito mas eu não ligo porque ele é engraçado e me deixa feliz”. They show a deep, almost obsessive curiosity for strange games and literature like Kill the Past titles, Flower, Sun and Rain, Illbleed, Cruelty Squad, and The Void, asking for a good analysis video of The Void because they “would love to know what the game is about before buying” (“Is there a good video on The Void (2008)… I would love to know what the game is about before buying.”). Their disdain for shallow or overlong criticism also shows a preference for sharp insight and good communication over noise: they mock video essays as “when you summarize and spoil the plot of something for 8 FUCKING HOURS”. They’re also actively designing their own game and excited by structural cleverness — “Bolei o melhor plot point pro meu jogo. vai conectar tudo” — which highlights creativity and love of intricate ideas. Although they have flashes of anger and political frustration, the most consistent throughline is intellectual curiosity, weird-art enthusiasm, and creative worldbuilding, all of which fit Ravenclaw more than the other houses.

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A well-known song that fits them is No Surprises by Radiohead, because it balances depressive, anti-system feelings with a strange kind of warmth and irony. They constantly lash out at politics and platforms, like when they say “Esse país fascista de bosta tem que ir pra puta que pariu” and rant at YouTube in “Hey @TeamYouTube since you guys like checking random tweets, how about you stop with the fucking ads every 5 seconds”, echoing the song’s exhaustion with modern life. At the same time, they cling to art and games as emotional lifelines, shown in “Faz uns 2 dias que eu só escuto esse álbum essa merda tem tipo tudo que eu gosto” and “To doente pra caralho vou ficar jogando Flower Sun and Rain o dia inteiro”. The mix of dark humor and genuine burnout in posts like “mano eu to fudido esse ano krl” and the chaotic drunken New Year spree starting with “FIDEU VEBI DEMZIS” lines up with the song’s quiet plea for escape. No Surprises feels like the soundtrack for someone who hates the world’s bullshit but still finds pockets of joy in weird games, noise music, and niche movies.

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