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Moe Szyslak is a deeply depressed, self‑destructive bartender who constantly talks about feeling like a loser and being hopeless, as shown by the tweet "I’m a fucking loser." He often expresses suicidal thoughts and a desire to cut himself, similar to the user's repeated references like "I’d rather overdose than be her friend" and "Finally safe to cut again." Moe’s chronic loneliness and craving for acceptance mirrors the user's obsession with a favorite person, evident in "I’m extremely fucking parasocial when it comes to someone it’s unreal" and "My favorite person doesn’t want me anymore and hasn’t wanted me but I’m still obsessed with them." Both Moe and the user use dark humor to mask their pain, as seen in "People hating me when I’m masking and trying to fit in but liking me when I’m not making and trying to be hated. Can you just fucking pick already?"

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is deeply inward‑focused, as shown by lines like "I'm just going to start assuming everybody hates me" and "I'm extremely fucking parasocial when it comes to someone it's unreal," indicating strong Introversion. Their posts often drift into abstract, metaphorical thinking—for example, "Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore? Don't they know it's the end of the world?" and "Have you ever confused a dream with life?"—which reflects an Intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by personal values and intense emotions, evident in statements such as "I hate myself for not being able to hate you" and "I'd rather overdose than be her friend," showing a Feeling (F) orientation. The lifestyle described is spontaneous and unstructured, with remarks like "I'm chronically online" and "I'm on edtwt bro but alright bro ill keep going," pointing to a Perceiving (P) attitude. Together these traits align with the INFP personality type, the classic introverted, intuitive, feeling‑driven, and perceiving “Mediator.”

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Writer, gamer & mental health advocate. I once tried to skateboard through a grocery aisle—epic fail. #EDTWT #selfcare– @deafenedangel

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail, called 'Masked Cutting Elixir,' mixes black vodka for the darkness the user often feels – 'I’m a fucking loser.' – and grenadine to mimic the blood that appears in their many cutting references, like 'Finally safe to cut again.' Activated charcoal represents the constant masking they describe: 'People hating me when I’m masking and trying to fit in but liking me when I’m not making and trying to be hated.' A splash of absinthe adds a surreal, parasocial high, echoing 'I’m extremely fucking parasocial when it comes to someone it’s unreal.' Finally, a shot of espresso gives the jittery edge of panic attacks they mention, 'I had a panic attack last night.' The drink is bitter, sweet, and unsettling, just like their online persona.

Your Hogwarts House
The user often emphasizes personal autonomy and self‑preservation, e.g., "ill do whatever the fuck i want" and "I'd rather overdose than be her friend," reflecting Slytherin's focus on self‑interest and control. Their tweets reveal a willingness to manipulate perception, such as "If I'm speaking cryptically, there's a 50/50 chance I either love you and don't want you to worry or I hate you and don't want you to worry," showing the cunning and strategic mindset valued by Slytherin. Additionally, the recurring theme of seeking power over their own emotional state—"I'm extremely fucking parasocial when it comes to someone it's unreal" and "I had a panic attack... but still"—demonstrates the house's characteristic resilience and ambition to dominate one's circumstances.

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The raw confession in "Hurt" mirrors @deafenedangel's frequent expressions of self‑destruction and hopelessness, such as "I'm a fucking loser" and "Finally safe to cut again." The lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" directly reflects their tweet about self‑harm: "i whimper while i cut myself and then i cut myself more for whimpering." Their admission of panic attacks – "I had a panic attack last night" – aligns with the song's themes of inner pain and isolation. Lines like "What have I become?" echo their self‑critical statements: "I’d rather overdose than be her friend" and "I'm ugly as fuck." Overall, the song's bleak honesty and yearning for relief capture the emotional landscape shown across their timeline.

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