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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, hyper-online, funny, and deeply attached to their particular obsessions. Their love of being a "hater" fits Bart’s gleeful troublemaker energy, like when they say “i miss being a hater on twitter dot com” and “crazy TL right now”. The dramatic, over-the-top reactions to TV plots—“did they actually kill off bobby? are they stupid?” and “its suicide time #911onABC”—mirror Bart’s flair for melodrama and pushing boundaries. At the same time, their obsessive fandom side, seen in “wdym i have 12 pages of bookmarked buddie fics”, is like Bart’s ride-or-die devotion to his favorite shows and pranks. Overall, they have Bart’s mix of irreverent humor, emotional intensity, and mischief-loving online persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they livetweet episodes in real time and clearly enjoy reacting with others, e.g. the stream of #911onABC posts like “BUCK LOOK SO GOOD #911onABC” and “crazy TL right now”, plus they openly discuss platforms and interaction levels, as in “I can tweet 10 times and not get any interaction, one post on reddit and I'm getting likes, advice, and talking with people💔”. They show strong Intuition (N) through pattern-seeking and meta commentary rather than just plot recap, for example “the concept of buck being jealous of eddie and tommy's normal friendship and tommy being jealous of buck and eddie's weird homoerotic codependency” and “Tim Minear picked up Ao3 prior to writing season 8 and it shows”, which interpret themes and subtext instead of listing concrete details. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: they focus on emotional stakes, relationships, and character pain, as in “Eddie is so in love #911onABC” and the dramatic emotional language of “its suicide time #911onABC” or “Buck REALLY gonna kiII himself😭 #911onABC” (hyperbolic but emotion-centered rather than analytical). Their style is more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they embrace chaos, sudden reactions, and rebranding rather than orderly planning, as seen in “Might skip 9 1 1 today I hope buddie doesn't go canon the one week I miss”, “this is the only account I’m logged into on my iPad apart from my iasip account so I may tweet randomly but It still me”, and “#REBRANDING”. The combination of high-energy social engagement, speculative/meta thinking, emotional focus on ships and character arcs, and spontaneous, reactive tweeting fits ENFP best.

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Live-tweeting 9-1-1 chaos, Buddie analysis & occasional art. Once wore a Sonic hat to school daily and never recovered.– @deancasbian

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This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged, just like livetweeting 9-1-1 while your faves suffer — see the emotional chaos of “Buck REALLY gonna kiII himself😭 #911onABC” and “I'm gone for 2 weeks (14 days) (Short period of time) and suddenly my favorite character dies??”. Smoky mezcal represents the firefighter chaos and Texas/LA dust of Eddie and Buck’s world, echoing “FIRE ON THE FIREFIGHTER SHOW!!! #911onABC” and all the Eddie angst. Blood orange liqueur is for the intense, dramatic, slightly bloody melodrama of “oh my fucking god she fucking dead😭#911onABC” and the way they live for high-stakes episodes. Lime juice cuts through with sharp, hater-sour commentary, like “i miss being a hater on twitter dot com” and “did they actually kill off bobby? are they stupid?”. Salted honey syrup brings the sweet loyalty underneath all the screaming, reflecting their devotion in “BUDDIE SEMI CANON IS COMING HOME I'VE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THIS #911onABC” and “they are so domestic #911onABC”. Finally, chili bitters capture the horny-feral, meltdown energy of “THEYRE REALLY GOING AT IT OMG #911onABC” and “its suicide time #911onABC”, making this drink as spicy and dramatic as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline reads like classic chaotic Gryffindor energy: loud, impulsive reactions, and a tendency to throw themselves emotionally into the drama. They openly talk about intense self-destructive feelings in a flippant way, like with “its suicide time #911onABC” and “Buck REALLY gonna kiII himself😭 #911onABC”, which fits the Gryffindor flair for dramatizing pain and charging headfirst into emotional extremes. They also relish confrontation and calling people out, as in “Why aren't you gone?” and “You know what you did.”, suggesting a readiness to stand up and speak their mind rather than staying quiet. The way they frame 9-1-1 storylines in moral terms—e.g. “did they actually kill off bobby? are they stupid?” and “Pull a Dallas and bring Bobby back!”—shows a strong sense of righteous indignation and protectiveness over characters they see as heroes. Even their self-comparison, “I am kind of like Buck 9 1 1 Especially in 8x09”, aligns them with a reckless, big-hearted protagonist archetype that is very Gryffindor-coded.

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A dramatic, slightly unhinged but fun, hyper-online vibe fits them, and Blinding Lights captures that mix of chaos, longing, and exhilaration perfectly. Their timeline is full of emotional whiplash, from screaming about ships like Buddie and Buckravi to reacting live to plot twists: “BUDDIE SEMI CANON IS COMING HOME I'VE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THIS #911onABC” and “THERES NOT EVEN A MATRESS COVER THEY ARE NASTY WTF #911onABC”. The song’s frantic, neon-soaked energy mirrors the way they livetweet 9-1-1 as if it’s life-or-death TV, like “Buck REALLY gonna kiII himself😭 #911onABC” and “I'm gone for 2 weeks (14 days) (Short period of time) and suddenly my favorite character dies??”. Lyrically, the desperate, obsessive focus on a connection reflects their parasocial devotion and intense investment in characters and dynamics, like “I can tweet 10 times and not get any interaction, one post on reddit and I'm getting likes, advice, and talking with people💔”. Overall, the song’s mix of yearning, drama, and high-speed emotion aligns with the way they process fandom, relationships, and cliffhangers in real time.

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