Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Family Oriented: He shows pride in his children, guest dj’ing with my son and thanking others for being nice to my son.
- Community Minded: He uses his platform for charitable causes, urging followers to PLEASE HELP JOLLY via GoFundMe.
- Nature Lover: He expresses deep passion for the outdoors, noting the migration in NJ is something sacred and enjoying crabbing.
- Nostalgic Storyteller: He shares rich personal history, such as memories of Big Jilm and old photos with his lil’ sister.
- Artistic Appreciation: He champions fellow creators, calling Fred Willard a genius and celebrating the stompbox book.
Weaknesses:
- Technological Illiteracy: He repeatedly admits he has no idea how twitter works and finds it like Swahili.
- Infrequent Engagement: He is self-aware regarding his lack of presence, stating he is very economical with my tweets.
- Security Negligence: He struggled with account management, believing someone has hijacked my twitter account due to his own inactivity.
- Social Media Friction: He frequently runs into platform conflicts, complaining about being banned from facebook for his posts.
- Sports Grudges: He harbors specific, public animosity toward sports figures, wishing a happy new year to everyone except Brett Brown.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Like Homer, @deanween is a salt-of-the-earth guy who loves simple pleasures like sports, fatherhood, and his local environment. He shares Homer's obsession with fishing, proudly posting, “I caught this nice Striped Bass today.” and expressing deep sentiment for local traditions like the “sacred” striped bass migration. Both men have a rocky relationship with modern technology, with Deaner admitting, “I need a tutorial on Twitter, this is like Swahili to me.” Despite his rock-star status, his tweets reflect a relatable, suburban dad energy, whether he's helping his son with a “college radio show” or yelling at the TV because “Ohio State missing the winning field goal” can be heard from his window.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Deaner exhibits an Introverted (I) nature, frequently tweeting about solitary or small-scale activities like “this skunk comes to my sliding glass door every night. i love him.” and admitting a lack of interest in social media platforms. His Sensing (S) preference is clear through his focus on tangible, lived experiences like fishing for “this nice Striped Bass” and sharing concrete memories of “Big Jilm,” a man who detailed cars at his father's lot. He leans toward Feeling (F), often sharing sentimental family photos or helping friends, as seen in his plea to “PLEASE HELP JOLLY.” Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait shows in his spontaneous, informal approach to life and his admission that he is “very economical with my tweets” and generally goes with the flow rather than following a structured digital schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- I promise I’m more reliable than a 1994 Pelican Case—you can trust me never to put a baby inside, but I’d definitely help you carry your gear.
- Are you the fall striped bass migration in New Jersey? Because you're something sacred and I’ve been dreaming about you all year.
- I’m not a pimp like Tattaglia and I’m definitely not Brett Brown, so how about you and I go grab some dinner and skip the field goal practice?
- You had me at 'greasy,' but if you really want to impress me, let's head down to John and Peter's and see if we can start a jam session of our own.
- I might need a tutorial on Twitter just as much as you do, but I’m already a total junkie for everything you post.
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Guitarist for Ween, avid NJ fisherman, and proud father. Ask me about the 1987 City Gardens show or the time a Pelican Case warned me not to baby-proof it.– @deanween
Your signature cocktail
The Boognish Hook, Line, and Sinker
This cocktail captures the 'greasy' soul of a man who’s more at home on a fishing boat than on social media, admitting “i have no idea how twitter works”. The salty profile honors his obsession with the “sacred” striped bass migration, while the bitter notes are a direct nod to his New Year's resolution to wish a “Happy New Year to everyone except Brett Brown”. Despite the rockstar history with Harvey Keitel and Skrillex, the drink remains unpretentious, reflecting a guy who is “feelin greasy” and prefers the local charm of a Trenton window or a “gentle giant” like Big Jilm. It’s a strong, experimental concoction—just keep it away from the kids, as the gear comes with a “warning not to put a baby inside”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Mickey Melchiondo (Dean Ween) consistently demonstrates the Hufflepuff virtues of loyalty and community through his heartfelt tributes to his past. He displays deep sentimental loyalty when describing Big Jilm as a “gentle giant of a man” who worked at his father's used car lot, and shows a protective, fatherly side when thanking Skrillex for “being nice to my son”. His patience and appreciation for the simple, steady cycles of nature are evident in his devotion to fishing, calling the seasonal migration “something sacred” and taking the time to “guest dj’ing with my son” on college radio. Furthermore, his willingness to use his platform to “PLEASE HELP JOLLY” via GoFundMe underscores a core Hufflepuff desire to look out for others in his circle.
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The Seashores of Old Mexico - George Strait
Given his deep-rooted passion for angling and his status as a legendary guitarist, a song about finding peace on the water perfectly captures his essence. He frequently shares his love for the sport, noting how “The fall Striped Bass migration in NJ is something sacred and I dream about it all year” and proudly showing off his catches by stating, “I caught this nice Striped Bass today”. Despite his rock and roll pedigree, he often reflects on his personal life and family, such as when he was “guest dj’ing with my son tonight on his college radio show”. This blend of family devotion, fishing obsession, and musical mastery aligns with the laid-back, salt-of-the-earth vibe of a classic country tune about the sea. Even when tech-frustrated, he finds solace in nature, proving that his heart is always at the shoreline.
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