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Your Simpsons character
@dearest209 mirrors Lisa Simpson through her blend of intellectual hobbies, intense emotional outbursts over personal setbacks, and a strong sense of moral justice. Much like Lisa’s passion for literature and activism, she mentions reading Frankenstein and frequently calls out political content, asking “why is there israeli propaganda here”. She shares Lisa's tendency to feel overwhelmed by minor life crises, lamenting that her “hairdryer broke my life fucking sucks” and expressing general frustration with her surroundings. Furthermore, her deep investment in fanfiction and niche internet subcultures reflects Lisa’s habit of seeking escapism in sophisticated or specific interests, such as her excitement over “freaky Japanese art twitter”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Dearest209 exhibits strong Introversion (I), focusing on solitary hobbies like gaming, fanfiction, and reading Frankenstein, while noting her struggle with “reading frankenstein... I had no idea whay was going on”. Her Intuitive (N) leanings are clear through her deep immersion in fictional worlds, theories, and abstract tropes like “forced feminization is one of my favorite ao3 tags”. She operates primarily on Feeling (F), expressing intense emotional reactions to her environment, such as when she claims “my hairdryer broke my life fucking sucks” or swoons over characters, saying “he looks so baby here I wanna squeeze him”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is evident in her scattered, spontaneous tweeting style and her casual approach to responsibilities, admitting “baby sister woke me up... and im meant to be baby sitting her”.

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Cardiff-based enthusiast of classic literature and rhythm games. When I'm not babysitting or saving for Gacha banners, I’m probably mourning my broken hairdryer.– @dearest209

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This experimental drink matches the chaotic energy of a user who is “so happy that yhe thing im most upset abkut is my hair dryer breaking”. The zucchini base honors their location, while the sparkling wine captures the excitement of seeing their “my yaoi!!!!” become canon. The bitter rhubarb notes reflect their strong opinions, like how “messy is genuinely the worst fucking song ever”, while the glitter represents their “𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐇་༘࿐⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆*ੈ✩‧₊˚” aesthetic. Despite the frequent “slash flashed” shocks and hacking attempts, this cocktail remains as sweet and colorful as a “reimu youtooz”.

Your Hogwarts House
Dearest displays a strong sense of self-preservation and resourcefulness, specifically regarding her digital security, as seen when she notes “they're trying to hack my twitter account again” and “who the fuck is trying to hack my nintendo acckint”. She is highly ambitious and focused on personal gain within her hobbies, admitting she “genuinely had to leave to stop myself” from a bad trade and is strictly “saving because I genuinely need other healers” to optimize her gameplay. Her bluntness and elitism regarding her niche interests, such as when she claims “messy is genuinely the worst fucking song ever”, align with the classic Slytherin trait of having very specific, uncompromising standards. Finally, her mention of “forced feminization” as a favorite tag suggests a preoccupation with power dynamics, a core theme of the Slytherin house.

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The song's themes of navigating awkward teen identity and intense fictional infatuation perfectly mirror dearest209’s digital presence. Their timeline is a chaotic blend of 17-year-old life, including “baby sister woke me up... and im meant to be baby sitting her”, and an obsession with male-on-male romance, frequently exclaiming “my yaoi!!!!” at various media. Much like the song’s focus on specific tropes, the user admits that “forced feminization is one of my favorite ao3 tags”. This juxtaposition of mundane family responsibility and a very specific, fanfiction-fueled interest in “boys” makes Stacy's Brother a fitting anthem for their personality.

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