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The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: sharp, observant, and often emotionally overwhelmed but still thoughtful and opinionated. Like Lisa, they mix humor and social awareness, calling out perceptions of danger in neighborhoods and class prejudice in a nuanced way, as in “Engraçado ele fala isso sendo que ele mora na vila do IAPI, que não tem NADA de perigoso...”. They show a strong sense of empathy and fairness toward animals and people, defending a long-time pet owner from snap judgment in “vc tá me falando q uma pessoa q tem um gato por 18 ANOS... me desculpa mas vcs n sabem de nada q aconteceu.”. At the same time, they are openly vulnerable and self-deprecating, posting things like “afirmacoes diarias: tudo vai estraga meu dia ninguem me ama eu pareco uma bola de sinuca preciso de um cigarro agora” and “eu quero morrer”, reminiscent of Lisa’s frequent existential crises. Their mix of arty/alternative aesthetic, love for cats, and occasional intellectual takes (like their note on juice calories in “gente vcs sabiam q suco de laranja é muito calórico?... (não sou do ed twt só acho interessante)”) further reinforces the Lisa parallel.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite having friends and going out, most tweets are observational and inward, often about discomfort around others like “To aqui na praça e tem um cara me olhando QUE NOJO” and “to no restaurante tem um cara me olhando mds q nojo”, plus frequent mentions of wanting to withdraw such as “nao quero existir”. They are strongly Sensing, focused on concrete, sensory details: cigarettes, food, clothes, physical mishaps, and specific situations like “ontem eu pisei no Ferrão de uma abelha…”, “fui almoça no subway e ganhei um cookie extra”, and “meu gato fez assim e babou toda minha cara”. Their tone favors Feeling over Thinking, using emotional reactions, empathy, and values rather than detached logic: they’re moved by compliments like “Nossa fiquei muito feliz to chorando” and defend others’ emotional realities in “vc tá me falando q uma pessoa q tem um gato por 18 ANOS… vai simplismente MENTIR…”. They seem more Perceiving than Judging, living spontaneously and reactively rather than by plans, with chaotic, in-the-moment updates like “DEZESSEIS HORAS DE ROLE COM AS RABADUSH VSF” and “wuando tudo da errado ent eu tenho que joga roblox”. Overall, the mix of private but intense emotional life, strong sensory focus, artistic leanings (drawing herself and sharing art in “vou me desenha em vários estilos e fazer uma thread” and “e esse desenho delicioso q eu fiz”), and go-with-the-flow lifestyle best fits ISFP: the sensitive, aesthetic, freedom-seeking introvert.

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Porto Alegre. Gothic vibes, bookstore dates & cursed Roblox sessions. Once got life advice from a gas‑station cashier while buying cigarettes.– @deathstar0228_2

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for their constant craving for cigarettes and chaotic humor, echoing both “Talvez tudo q eu precise pra ser feliz seja um cigarro e uma bergamota” and the darker spiral in “minha vontade é de compra uma carteira de cigarro e quando eu termina eu me enforca”. The bergamot-infused tonic or Earl Grey reduction represents their oddly cozy mix of melancholy and comfort, straight from the citrus + cigarro combo in that same bergamot tweet. A splash of bitter amaro captures their sharp, no-filter complaints about life, like “nada da certo pra mim, NADA. O pior é q quando eu acho q n pode piorar sempre piora” and the raw “eu quero morrer” energy in “eu quero morrer”. The black cherry syrup is the unexpected sweetness of moments like “como tu é linda guria, e esse olho então, deve ter namorado né? Nossa fiquei muito feliz to chorando” and their love for friends in “oi gente eu amo minha amiga gabriela”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim nods to their estética vampirica in “queria republica mas vai acaba com minha estetica vampirica”, making the drink look as dramatic and goth as their timeline while still being totally drinkable and a bit unhinged.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong streak of self‑preservation and sharp, sometimes ruthless humor that fits Slytherin well. When men stare at them in public, they react with visceral disgust and boundary‑setting, e.g. complaining about a guy watching them in the square (“To aqui na praça e tem um cara me olhando QUE NOJO”) and in a restaurant (“to no restaurante tem um cara me olhando mds q nojo”), which is very "I will protect myself first." They’re also openly vengeful and cutting toward people they dislike, like when they say their dream is to see a man go hungry (“meu sonho é ver ele passando fome”) and mock someone they “don’t like” while still acknowledging empathy only after seeing her in person (“fiquei com pena de uma menina q eu não gosto pq pessoalmente ela é muito mais vesga”). Their tweets show cunning, snark, and a willingness to call people out bluntly, for example snapping ““pq não escreveu em um caderno sua vagabynda”” at someone online, which is more Slytherin razor‑tongue than Hufflepuff warmth. At the same time, they are protective and loyal to a small inner circle—lovingly praising their boyfriend and friends (“oi gente eu amo minha amiga gabriela”, “olha oq meu namorado me deu”)—which fits Slytherin’s reputation for intense, selective loyalty rather than broad, universal kindness. Overall, their combination of self‑defense, sarcasm, vengeful streak, and tight‑circle loyalty reads far more Slytherin than any other house.

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The song Teen Idle fits them because it blends dark humor, self-deprecation, and melancholy with a very online, hyper-dramatic teen vibe, just like their timeline. They oscillate between joking about wanting to die and being overwhelmed, as seen in tweets like “eu quero morrer” and “nao quero existir”, mirroring the song’s themes of alienation and wanting to escape. At the same time, they have flashes of sweetness and wanting to feel special or loved, like when they say “como tu é linda guria… Nossa fiquei muito feliz to chorando” after a compliment, which matches the song’s craving for validation and significance. Their smoking fixation and self-sabotage jokes, e.g. “Talvez tudo q eu precise pra ser feliz seja um cigarro e uma bergamota” and “minha vontade é de compra uma carteira de cigarro e quando eu termina eu me enforca”, also resonate with the song’s mix of self-destructive aesthetics and dark romanticization of suffering. Overall, Teen Idle captures their combination of sardonic humor, depressive undertones, and dramatic, slightly goth-leaning teen energy.

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