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Much like Lisa, this user experiences a profound sense of isolation and existential dread, often feeling misunderstood by those around them, as seen when they tweet, “No one actually cares about me, I can't believe it. I might be paranoid but it's apparent how no one sees me.” While Lisa expresses her sadness through her saxophone, this user focuses on their struggles with body image and school, stating that “I really have no reason for living anymore. I am disgusting, everyday is a cycle, I can barely handle going to school anymore.” Both individuals grapple with a sense of being an outsider in their own homes, reflected in the sentiment “you know its bad when home doesn't even feel like home anymore”. Ultimately, they both share a deep-seated melancholia and a desire for a world that acknowledges their internal pain.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user exhibits clear Introversion (I) through their struggles with social interaction and isolation, stating, “I hate calling with more than 1 person at a time... I never know when it's my turn to talk”. Their focus on internal emotional pain, identity struggles, and abstract despair rather than concrete problem-solving points toward Intuition (N), seen in the sentiment “home doesn't even feel like home anymore”. As a Feeling (F) type, their tweets are deeply rooted in personal values and intense emotional reactions, such as when they express feeling “disgusting” or “guilty” about their interests. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is reflected in a lack of structured routine and spontaneous, impulsive urges, often tweeting about “the urge to cut” or failing to maintain a consistent school schedule.

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Aspiring artist and anime enthusiast. I enjoy collecting Shigaraki merch, caring for cats, and discovering new V-kei bands. Always looking for the best moisturizer.– @decayiingcuts

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This experimental, bitter drink captures a user who finds “life is actually worth living” only through anime and sharp objects. The heavy use of dark colors and metallic notes reflects their frequent “urge to cut over itchy scars” and their “guilty pleasure” of picking at skin. The high alcohol content mirrors the intensity of someone who waits for their mother to leave just to “slice and dice my whole body,” while the charcoal rim represents the heavy dysphoria of feeling like a “tub of lard.” It is a stinging, unapologetic cocktail served cold—just like their “4 hours 34 minutes left until next alarm” reality.

Your Hogwarts House
Decayiingcuts exhibits a strong sense of Slytherin self-preservation and resourcefulness, specifically through his selective loyalty and desire for status within his niche community. He demonstrates an elitist or 'cunning' social strategy by admitting, “sometimes I follow ppl but then I realize they dont have #shedtwt or anything on their profile and I immediately unfollow and run away”. His ambition is reflected in his self-awareness of social standing, noting that he is “so popular among the mentally ill” and showing a calculated approach to his hobbies, such as planning physical space on his body for “when i get my kai razors”. This focus on specific tools and community-specific 'gimmicks' highlights a resourceful, goal-oriented mindset typical of the house of Slytherin.

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The song's core theme of using physical pain to break through emotional numbness mirrors decayiingcuts' repetitive compulsions, as seen when he tweets “I want to cut” and describes his tools as a “guilty pleasure”. His deep-seated self-loathing regarding his body and existence, expressed through claims like “I am disgusting”, aligns with the song's lyrics about a 'stain of time' and the loss of self. Furthermore, his feelings of isolation and the sentiment that “home doesn't even feel like home anymore” resonate with the song's melancholic atmosphere of being 'broken' and alone. The mention of his “empire of dirt” is reflected in his focus on the physical aftermath of his actions and his detachment from reality.

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