DECimotA
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-awareness: Acknowledges his follower count and jokes about a ‘follower curse’ (e.g., “Just realized I’ve officially passed 67 followers, the curse is lifted”).
- Humor: Uses playful jokes about numbers and language (“Why do November and December both end with ‘ember’”).
- Creativity: Posts cryptic puzzles and quirky visuals (e.g., the “D E C i m o t Terrifying Beauty A Astral Eclipse” tweet).
- Openness: Invites DMs and shares personal content like Spotify results and life milestones.
- Consistency: Maintains frequent posting across varied topics, showing steady activity.
Weaknesses:
- Follower fixation: Repeatedly centers tweets on gaining a few more followers (e.g., “If I get 6 more followers, I’m gonna deactivate my account”).
- Low engagement: Notes that few people read his posts (“Crazy that no one reads these”).
- Engagement bait: Mentions using strawpages to lure interaction (“Should I make a strawpage? Engagement bait for all 3 people…”).
- Content inconsistency: Mixes unrelated topics—puzzles, food, music, memes—making a clear niche unclear.
- Self-deprecation: Displays self‑critical tone about his content and value (e.g., “How it feels to repost art when I have no followers”).
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is known for his insecurity and constant need for social acceptance, which mirrors @DECimotA’s obsession with follower counts, as seen in tweets like "If I get 6 more followers, I’m gonna deactivate my account" and "Just realized I’ve officially passed 67 followers, the curse is lifted". The user’s self‑deprecating humor about not knowing what to post ("I don’t know what to post") and the frequent creation of a “strawpage” for meme bait reflect Milhouse’s habit of trying to fit in and be noticed by his peers. Both characters are avid consumers of pop‑culture memes, shown by posts such as "YEAHHHHH GO MY BUNNIES" and the repeated quoting of other tweets. Their tone is playful yet anxious, similar to Milhouse’s nervous attempts to impress Bart and the class. Overall, the combination of low self‑esteem, meme‑centric posting, and a desire for interaction makes Milhouse the closest match.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user shows introverted tendencies, often reflecting on personal feelings and low follower counts ("I don’t know what to post", "Just realized I’ve officially passed 67 followers, the curse is lifted"), indicating a focus on inner thoughts rather than external social interaction. Their tweets reveal a strong intuitive pattern‑seeking side, as seen in the complex "DECIMOT" puzzle post and curiosity about abstract concepts like "What even happened in the 70s (not the 1970s, just 70s)". Decision‑making appears logical and goal‑oriented, with frequent tracking of numbers and milestones ("If I get 6 more followers, I’m gonna deactivate my account", "I would eat this by itself … but still eat it again"), suggesting a Thinking preference. Finally, the emphasis on planning, setting follower targets, and considering a "strawpage" as a strategic move demonstrates a Judging orientation toward structure and order.
Some pickup lines for you
- I might not have 5π followers, but I have a 100% chance of falling for your doom‑scrolling vibes—wanna scroll together?
- Your bunnies are adorable, but I think we could hop into a love story that even an Astral Eclipse can't outshine.
- If I could give you an Infinity Gauntlet of likes, I'd snap them all into a strawpage just for us—ready to break the follower curse together?
- Your Spotify stats are impressive, but I'm hoping we can be the next 'Certified Banger' on each other's playlists.
- Why do November and December end with 'ember'? Because every time I see your tweets, I feel the ember of a spark—let's keep it burning.
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College student, part-time barista, gamer & music lover. Once haunted by the 66-follower curse. DM for collabs, memes, or music chats.– @DECimotA
Your signature cocktail
Strawpage Spritz
The Strawpage Spritz is built on black rum, echoing the endless doomscroll vibe from his tweet "I don’t know what to post" that captures his nightly scrolling. A splash of blood orange liqueur brings the "Terrifying Beauty A Astral Eclipse" from his cryptic D E C I M O T A poem, giving the drink a vivid, other‑worldly hue. Raspberry syrup adds a sweet, bunny‑loving pop, referencing his enthusiastic "YEAHHHHH GO MY BUNNIES" tweet. Club soda fizz mimics his constant notification buzz, a nod to his post about "Having notifications enabled for every like I get and so on is awesome as an account with no followers". Finally, the garnish of a candy straw is a tongue‑in‑cheek salute to his recurring talk of a "strawpage" once he hits 100 followers, like in the tweet "Even if half of them are bots, maybe I’ll officially make a strawpage once I reach 100".
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly emphasizes follower counts and plans to boost their online presence, showing a strong drive for personal status, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition. For example, they tweet "If I get 6 more followers, I’m gonna deactivate my account" and "Even if half of them are bots, maybe I’ll officially make a strawpage once I reach 100" which reveal a strategic, status‑oriented mindset. Their willingness to use “engagement bait” and “strawpage” tactics, as in "Should I make a strawpage? Engagement bait for all 3 people that would use it," indicates cunning and resourcefulness. While they also show curiosity, the dominant pattern of seeking influence and manipulating social metrics aligns best with Slytherin values.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The track “Creep” by Radiohead captures DECimotA’s sense of not fitting in and feeling invisible on social media. Their tweet "If I get 6 more followers, I’m gonna deactivate my account" shows the frustration of being stuck at a low follower count, echoing the lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo". The self‑deprecating post "I don’t know what to post" reflects the insecurity and indecision that the song’s refrain "What the hell am I doing here?" mirrors. DECimotA also describes himself as "a 21 y/o guy who mainly doomscrolls and follows people, but trying to interact more," highlighting the outsider perspective the song conveys. Overall, the combination of low engagement, self‑doubt, and yearning for acceptance aligns perfectly with the melancholic, outsider anthem "Creep."
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