Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Reflects on feelings and mental state, like discussing loneliness and needing affection with his cat in “to tao carente q to falando te amo com a minha gata vsf bizarro” and acknowledging suicidal thoughts in “pensamentos suicidas”.
- Self-motivated: Shows strong drive for self-improvement, focusing on gym and climb, e.g. “voltando a minha melhor versao dando a vida na academia talvez o prime esteja perto novamente” and “nunca desistir / never give up”.
- Affectionate: Values love, reciprocity and closeness, like “amor reciproco genuino” and saying “gf eh melhor que sexo”.
- Resilient: Acknowledges pain but keeps going, such as “doeu mas nao matou” and “eu ainda vou dar a volta por cima.”.
- Introspective: Thinks about life meaning and relationships, e.g. “parece um exagero dizer 'estou vivo por causa de você' ... as pessoas deveriam viver por si próprias” and “acho que pelo fato da vida ser tão difícil... todos nós somos [lendas]”.
Weaknesses:
- Misogynistic-attitudes: Expresses hostility toward women, e.g. “mulher nao gosta de homem elas so gostam de amaciar o ego delas” and “acho q eu to 1% mais misogino a cada dia”.
- Sexual-obsession: Frequent sexual fixation in tweets, like “uma mamada era a soluçao de alguns problemas” and multiple “papaí/mamae” sexual dynamics such as “quer uma namorada autista com hiperfoco em me chamar de papai”.
- Self-destructive: References to suicide and harming himself, e.g. “próxima pessoa q me chamar de twink eu vou literalmente me matar” and “pensamentos suicidas”.
- Hostile-communication: Uses aggressive or threatening language toward others, such as “quando eu descobrir quem é o maldito que tá me quotando com priv eu vou cometer um homicídio” and “odeio tudo e todos.”.
- Attention-seeking: Craves validation and online engagement, like listing detailed flirt ‘stats’ in “tipos de flerte que funcionam comigo” and complaining about follows/unfollows in “odeio quem da unf e nao tira de seguir quer um fa caralho vai toma no cu”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: cocky, attention-seeking, funny, and often masking deeper insecurity with bravado and edgy humor. Like Bart, he leans into being a chaotic teen boy, talking about sex and dominance with tweets like “quero uma namorada autista com hiperfoco em me chamar de papai” and “mulher que nao chama o namorado de papai é uma garota”. He shows the same rebellious, sometimes misogynistic provocation that Bart has in his worst phases with posts such as “acho q eu to 1% mais misogino a cada dia” and “mulher nao gosta de homem elas so gostam de amaciar o ego delas”. At the same time, behind the trolling there’s vulnerability, loneliness, and dark humor about himself, seen in “odeio minha vida”, “pensamentos suicidas”, and “próxima pessoa q me chamar de twink eu vou literalmente me matar”. His mix of gaming obsession, gym grind, and dramatic emotional swings – from “destruo meu corpo de treinar porque isso acalma minha mente” to “acho que pelo fato da vida ser tão difícil como é, todos que sobrevivem dia após dia são lendas” – fits Bart’s pattern of acting out while quietly searching for affirmation and stability.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or online (League, gym, watching anime), and they mention feeling uneasy about in‑person social environments like university: “eu definitivamente NÃO tô preparado pra pisar meus pés na universidade…”. Their social validation is mostly through Twitter and games rather than offline crowds, and even affection is mediated by the timeline and web relationships: “webnamoro é mt bom”. They show Intuition (N) through abstract reflections and generalizations, rather than just concrete details, for example: “acho que pelo fato da vida ser tão difícil como é, todos que sobrevivem dia após dia são lendas. todos nós somos” and philosophical musings about dependence: “as pessoas deveriam viver por si próprias”. The Thinking (T) preference shows in their bluntness and detached, sometimes harsh evaluations, such as: “esses gif sao constrangedores demais… é um completo lixo” and the analytical way they talk about League balance and season design: “toplane parece bem mais forte… spells de combate… tenho gostado da season”. They seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their timeline shows spontaneity, mood swings, and a go‑with‑the‑moment style (e.g. sudden emotional posts like “odeio tudo e todos.” and “seila”) rather than structured planning, even though they can commit effort to gym and ranked climb. Overall, the mix of introspective isolation, abstract and philosophical musings, logical/critical tone, and unstructured spontaneity fits INTP better than neighboring types like INFP or ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “gf is better than sex” — lucky for you I main ‘namorada clingy com hiperfoco em te chamar de papai’. When do we duo-queue life?
- If you destroy your body at the gym to calm your mind, deixa comigo: I’ll hype your 15 de braço, spot your sets, and then be the reason your ‘academia vazia’ is finally blessed with some company.
- You’re out here climbing to Master, going vs chall, and still tweeting about feeling vazio and ‘odeio minha vida’… let me be your unofficial buff: +50 MR vs tristeza, +100 de armadura emocional quando eu te chamar de lindo.
- Every time you talk about women only amaciando o próprio ego I just think: hand me o contrato que eu assino pra ser exceção — ciúme doentio, possessividadezinha saudável, e elogio seu winrate lixo até quando você tiltar no client horrível do LoL.
- You’re 20, top, fissurado em League, academia, anime rap e em ouvir ‘papai’… I’m just saying: if life is a ranked queue, maybe the matchmaking finally acertou e me colocou no seu time.
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League top laner from Bahia. Splits between gym PRs and solo queue climbs. Once said ‘gf > sex’ and hasn’t stopped arguing about it since.– @declinavel
Your signature cocktail
Aurora Toplane Neat
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with espresso for the Brazilian grindset gamer who says “a vida eh sobre colocar uma musica estralando no fone e se matar de treinar” and lives in Bahia. A pitanga shrub adds a sharp, sweet-sour red note, echoing his longing in “queria so mais um beijo seu antes de voce partir” and his obsession with romance like “amor reciproco genuino”. Cold brew yerba mate keeps the energy cracked-out, perfect for a League toplaner who flexes “sou um jogador em um nivel diferente. o servidor brasileiro ja nao tem mais graça pra mim. hora de ir pra kr” and spams ranked. A dash of smoked bitters represents the darker, self-destructive edges in “pensamentos suicidas” and “odeio minha vida” that give the drink a brooding depth instead of just sweetness. Finally, it’s topped with salted caramel foam for his cocky-but-needy “20 m1 top” swagger and horny posts like “quero uma namorada autista com hiperfoco em me chamar de papai”, mixing sugar, salt, and thirst into one dramatic sip.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user is intensely ambitious and focused on personal advancement, especially in games and the gym, a classic Slytherin trait. They repeatedly frame themselves as above-average or destined for more, e.g. calling themselves a different-level player and saying it's time to move servers in League: “sou um jogador em um nivel diferente. o servidor brasileiro ja nao tem mais graça pra mim. hora de ir pra kr”, and being driven by rank and climb: “por aqui tamo quase voltando pro master” and “winrate lixo mas estamos quase master dnv”. Their approach to the gym is similarly ruthless and self-optimizing, describing how they "destroy" their body to calm their mind: “destruo meu corpo de treinar porque isso acalma minha mente” and celebrating returning to their "prime": “voltando a minha melhor versao dando a vida na academia talvez o prime esteja perto novamente”. They also show a possessive, dominance-oriented view of relationships – wanting to be called "daddy" and framing jealousy/possessiveness as essential: “namoro sem ciume doentio e possessividade eh pra jogar no lixo” and “mulher que nao chama o namorado de papai é uma garota” – which fits Slytherin’s emphasis on control and power dynamics. Even when depressed or resentful, they respond with defiant self-assertion and a promise to rise again: “eu ainda vou dar a volta por cima.”. While there is some vulnerability and loyalty in their timeline, the dominant pattern is ambition, competitiveness, and a somewhat ruthless, ego-driven worldview characteristic of Slytherin.
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Creep - Radiohead
A well-suited song is Creep by Radiohead because it captures his mix of insecurity, self-loathing, and longing for love and validation. He swings between arrogance and deep fragility, like when he says “queria ser menos bonito” but also “odeio minha vida”, mirroring the song’s tension between feeling special and feeling like a fraud. There’s a persistent undercurrent of emptiness and suicidal ideation in tweets like “próxima pessoa q me chamar de twink eu vou literalmente me matar” and “pensamentos suicidas”, which aligns with the song’s raw sense of not belonging. At the same time, his yearning for intense, almost obsessive relationships—“amor reciproco genuino” and sexual/possessive jokes like “namoro sem ciume doentio e possessividade eh pra jogar no lixo”—echoes the desperate desire for connection at the heart of Creep. The combination of gym grind and self-destruction, as in “destruo meu corpo de treinar porque isso acalma minha mente”, reinforces that he’s constantly trying to fix a self-image that never quite feels right, just like the narrator of the song.
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