
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, but in a much darker, more self-destructive phase. Lisa is intelligent, overworked, and anxious, similar to the user mentioning AP classes and insomnia like “insomnia so bad im aboutto finish this online class in one sitting ” and “regret my decision of taking ap classes now i barely have anytime to work out and just knock out after getting home ”. Lisa often struggles with feeling different and unwell inside while others don’t fully understand, which echoes tweets like “i wanna be thin enough so people will realize i’m fucking sick” and “my mom said i look sick and lowk it made me feel better”. The user’s fixation on health, body, and medical issues – anemia, doctor appointments, and ED symptoms – parallels Lisa’s tendency to overthink her wellbeing, as in “i hope my anemia doesn’t come back bc of me undereating” and “im so scared i hv an annual doctors appointment and if they see ive lost more weight ugh they’re probably gon force me onto something”. While Lisa usually channels her anxiety into activism or academics, this user channels it into extreme control over food and exercise, shown by “losing a kilo a week isn’t enough anymore” and “how to eat over 700c without feeling like im binging”. Overall, it feels like a version of Lisa where her perfectionism, sensitivity, and pressure to achieve have turned inward into self-harm and disordered eating rather than outward into healthy ambition.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted: their life revolves around solitary behaviors and online spaces rather than in‑person socializing, e.g. using clothes and shopping as a distraction (“all i do is spend money on clothes to distract myself from eating”) and wanting online classes out of fear of school (“asked my mom if i can switch to online classes im scared”). Their tweets are heavily sensory and concrete, focusing on physical symptoms, numbers, and specific objects: BMI, weight goals, steps, constipation, anemia, safe foods, and items like diet coke or a walking pad (“lowk might be anemic again, literally couldn’t get up today at all without my vision blacking out”, “bmi 17 but my thighs are still fucking fat”). Their decision-making is strongly feeling‑oriented, driven by emotional reactions and validation (“i wanna be thin enough so people will realize i’m fucking sick”](https://x.com/deedledolly/status/2020294233119129810), “my mom said i look sick and lowk it made me feel better”). They appear more perceiving than judging, living in a reactive, moment‑to‑moment way: they often feel out of control, guilty, or weak, and don’t show structured planning beyond vague target numbers, e.g. “losing a kilo a week isn’t enough anymore” and “how to eat over 700c without feeling like im binging”. Altogether, an inwardly focused, sensory/emotional, aesthetically and body-preoccupied style with fluctuating goals and intense feelings aligns best with ISFP.

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17 • juggling AP classes, online lectures & a mild shopping addiction. Once power-walked laps at 3am instead of studying 👟📚– @deedledolly

Your signature cocktail
The Depop Diet Coke Dream is a jittery, sparkly mix that runs on caffeine, anxiety, and online shopping. The diet cola + cold brew combo channels their step-count obsession and pacing energy from posts like “why womt it input the freaking ten minutes of pacing i did eugh” and “how do people continuously do 15k+ everyday, i feel so weak i can only get 6k daily”. A light shot of vanilla vodka reflects the “strong but sweet” contrast of “my heart feels so tight i sctually cant pace properly omfg” and the darker mood in “ed insomnia makes me more suicidal”. The sugar-free strawberry syrup nods to safe foods and picky comfort from “im out of yogurt which is my safe food and now i want to die” and “what are some good protein drinks? i have the nuri ones and the strawberry is toooo sweet 😖”. Edible glitter captures her fashion and Depop/Hollister addiction in “all i do is spend money on clothes to distract myself from eating” and “depop addiction 😔”. Finally, the lemon squeeze adds a sharp, sour kick, mirroring lines like “i wanna be thin enough so people will realize i’m fucking sick” and “i need to be bmi 16 before march or i will kms”, making the drink as intense and conflicted as its muse.

Your Hogwarts House
Dee shows a strong streak of ambition and ruthless self-direction, especially around her body and goals. She sets hard, specific targets for herself and ties her sense of worth—and even survival—to hitting them, as in “i need to be bmi 16 before march or i will kms” and “losing a kilo a week isn’t enough anymore”. There’s also a desire to use her appearance strategically, wanting her suffering to be visible and recognized: “i wanna be thin enough so people will realize i’m fucking sick”. She adapts her habits in calculating ways to maintain weight loss, like spending money on clothes to distract herself from eating in “all i do is spend money on clothes to distract myself from eating” and obsessively tracking steps and intake in “how do people continuously do 15k+ everyday, i feel so weak i can only get 6k daily when last month i was doing 10k consistently ”. The blend of extreme goal-orientation, willingness to endure harm to reach those goals, and using appearance and behavior as tools to get a reaction from others is much more aligned with Slytherin’s ambition and self-preservation instincts than with the other houses.

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Bury a friend fits Dee’s dark, self-destructive mindset and the way she speaks about her body and health. The song’s themes of being haunted by your own mind and hurting yourself echo tweets like “ed insomnia makes me more suicidal” and “i need to be bmi 16 before march or i will kms”. Her fixation on getting sicker to be seen, like “i wanna be thin enough so people will realize i’m fucking sick”, mirrors the song’s obsession with pain and decay. The way she normalizes physical collapse, such as “lowk might be anemic again, literally couldn’t get up today at all without my vision blacking out”, aligns with the track’s eerie, numb tone. Even her casual references to wanting to die over food and weight, like “im out of yogurt which is my safe food and now i want to die”, fit the song’s blend of vulnerability and morbidity.

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