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Moe is the gruff, world‑weary barkeep who knows every small‑town character, runs a dive bar, and offers blunt, often dark humor — that mirrors Dakota's love of dive‑bar culture, his candid bar observations, and his cranky-but-attentive eye for people. Dakota's repeated snapshots of gas‑station oddities, bar breakfasts and small business weekend vibes line up with Moe's intimate knowledge of local regulars and the kind of dry, low‑brow wit Moe uses to describe them.

Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP fits Dakota: he demonstrates introverted, hands‑on, sensory attention and pragmatic thinking. Introversion shows in his workmanlike chronicling of the world rather than performative broadcasting — lots of photos and captions like 'Some misc stuff from that amber d400 roll' rather than personal confession. Sensing appears in the concrete detail orientation: gas stations, lenses, brands and physical objects ('I chud out every time a public restroom has those shitty hand dryers'). Thinking emerges through blunt assessments and critiques ('Black Crowes now that's one of the worst fucking bands ever'), and perceiving shows itself in his willingness to accept spontaneous 'side quests' and roaming: 'Accepting every side quest you possibly can in real life is fun'. Altogether, the mix of tool‑and‑gear focus, calm risk appetite (guns/video‑game daydreams), and dry commentary point to ISTP.

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Dakota — film photographer, music nerd, small‑town chronicler. I collect weird eBay jackets, wool socks, and moments on Kodak. Opinions loud, patience short. Photos + riffs > hot takes. Can U Taste The Waste? (yes).– @DEEP_RED_BELLS

Your signature cocktail
The 'Amber D400' nods to his film talk ('amber d400') and taste for warm, slightly bitter Americana. Bourbon is honest and rugged like his small‑town observations, coffee liqueur references late shifts and sleepless nights ('Halfway into my 2nd shift of the day...'), and smoked bitters give that filmic, slightly flared edge he loves ('I like this lens but it has the most flare I have seen in my life'). It's a drink you sip slowly while scrolling film scans and cursing a bad band.

Your Hogwarts House
Dakota fits Hufflepuff more than the flashy houses: he's grounded, loyal to small pleasures and community rituals, and hardworking in his craft of film photography. He defends practical values like sensible driving ('Not just because driving safely is cool, because it's the right thing to do') and champions small businesses ('Bro Get Out Here It's Small Business Saturday'), which aligns with Hufflepuff's ethos of steady, honest work. His social humor and tolerance for real people in real places — a fondness for pawn shops, gas‑station characters, and wool socks — points to quiet loyalty rather than ambition or showmanship.

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Lennon's stripped, critical look at class and small‑town life suits Dakota's voice: he notes American oddities and working‑class rituals like 'Guy in his 50s at the gas station buying Hunt Brothers Pizza and a tall boy of Modelo for breakfast' and favors everyday, gritty pleasures (wool socks, cheap pizza). The song's quiet disdain for pretense matches his disdain for performative culture and his affection for honest, simple things.

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