Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Open about mental health and identity, e.g. “𐦍 • jaiden / 14 / he • ⸙ ➵ autistic / probably ocd / other undiagnosed stuff 🏳️⚧️•🏳️🌈+”.
- Supportive: Gives clear, empathetic advice on safety and relationships, e.g. “if anything feels wrong or bad to do Do NOT do it… break up. trust me you'll thank yourself”.
- Resilient: Shows bounce-back attitude about school struggles, e.g. “i was failing and falling behind at school but we are so back bro i got an A in maths and all my english grades are getting good agaainnn”.
- Boundaried: Willing to distance from uncomfortable people, e.g. “had to soft block someone for the first time...” and warning others not to stay in unsafe situations “don't be stupid like me and stay in a situation that feels clearly unsafe”.
- Passionate: Expresses strong enthusiasm for interests and characters, e.g. “notice how zeke always looks like hes glowing in the sun” and “so fuckjng beautiful I need to grab him and hold him in place for a few seconds before letting him be free”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-reactive: Responds to people with strong insults, e.g. “people are so fucking retarded no writing shit to me wont make me like you in fact that just gave me another reason to hate you”.
- Ruminative: Holds onto past hurts and grievances, e.g. “feeling extra petty today tbh who wants 999 vague tweets about how much i hate people that i knew 4 years ago” and “i never forget things i just dont bring them up even if itll benefit me”.
- Trust-anxious: Shows strong fear of being hurt or replaced, e.g. “replaced me THE SAME DAY and talking about me not caring” and “anyone else NEVER been hit by anyone before but is genuinely wholeheartedly terrified theyre going to be hit randomly”.
- Overexposed: Shares intense emotional states publicly while feeling unsafe, e.g. “how did these people find my account and why are they trying to contact me… im genuinely so scared rn” and “I cannot stop tweaking out today”.
- Conflict-prone: Frequent references to blocking, hating, or being in drama, e.g. “had to soft block someone for the first time...”, “wow i uh didnt expect you to say something so pathetic”, and “people are so fucking retarded”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s a thoughtful, intense teen who’s both academically focused and emotionally introspective. This user is proud of school success and clearly intelligent and driven, celebrating that “i was failing and falling behind at school but we are so back bro i got an A in maths and all my english grades are getting good agaainnn”, which strongly mirrors Lisa’s studious side. Like Lisa, they’re very self-aware about identity and queerness, openly saying “idc if people hate me or think I'm weird for being trans & gay I don't wanna be liked by homophobes anyway ☝️” and reflecting a strong personal ethics. They also show anxiety and big feelings, as in “I cannot stop tweaking out today so I'd just like to say that if anything feels wrong or bad to do Do NOT do it”, which feels very Lisa-core in terms of overthinking and moral urgency. Their autistic/possibly OCD traits and deep fandom hyperfixation on Attack on Titan characters, like “notice how zeke always looks like hes glowing in the sun”, match Lisa’s intense special interests and tendency to obsess over what she loves.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Jaiden leans towards Introversion (I), valuing small, deep social circles and expressing discomfort with unwanted attention, as seen when he tweets, “how did these people find my account... im genuinely so scared rn”. His Intuition (N) and Feeling (F) are evident in his deep emotional attachment to characters and abstract reflections on identity, such as when he shares his dream of “characters turning into fish” or provides heartfelt advice that “if it feels wrong, it's wrong”. His Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his spontaneous habits, like deciding “im bored so im gonna chnage my layout again”, and his flexible approach to gender, noting “my gender is up for them to decide”. Overall, he displays the typical INFP pattern of prioritizing personal values and emotional authenticity over logic or rigid structure.
Some pickup lines for you
- You know how you said you always pick the blond guys with wavy hair as your favs? I’m not blond, but I can glow like Zeke in the sun if it means I get to be on your favourites list too.
- You were taught how to fire a rifle, but I’m more worried about how accurate your tweets are—because every time you post about Eren and Zeke, you somehow manage to snipe my exact type. Mind aiming that precision at me next?
- You said you want a super close friend where it’s ‘super gay but never elaborated on’—so how about we just start calling each other moots, never elaborate, and let everyone else on #aottwt connect the dots?
- You prayed your life is a paradox loop so you can be friends with that one person in every form of life; I’m just saying, if reincarnation is real, I’m fully prepared to be your fellow stressed-out maths partner, a titan, and even your sea skeleton panda if that’s what it takes.
- You said you mix 40 different species of coffee to make the ultimate coffee—if we ever hang out, I’ll bring the snacks, you bring the cursed caffeine, and we can spend the whole time deciding if Eren is more bird, titan, or ‘sea skeleton panda’ coded.
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Jaiden • 14 • he/him • trans & gay nerd surviving English class, autism room, and AOT hyperfixation. Once played GMod just to watch physics balls.– @deersplinter
Your signature cocktail
The Yeager Brain Loop
The espresso shot stands in for their hyper-focused, slightly unhinged fandom energy and late-night brain loops over Eren, Zeke, Pieck and co, like when they say they’re “so back” in school and gushing over characters in “i want to crack grisha and zeke and eren and carla and dina and reiner” and “MY GRANDMA THOUGHT AOT MADE ME CUT MYSELF IM CYRINGNGG”. Cloudy apple juice adds a soft, slightly tart base for their sensitive, confused, but honest teen vibes and identity stuff, echoing “idc if people hate me or think I'm weird for being trans & gay I don't wanna be liked by homophobes anyway ☝️” and their asexual-spectrum musing in “im 99% certain im on the asexual spectrum but i have no idea where id fall into it”. Lavender syrup brings sweetness and comfort for their soft side and desire for deep, queerplatonic closeness in “i don't want a bf i just want a super close friend and we're super gay but it's never elaborated on” and that intense attachment to friends in “you ever get sooo attached to your friend to the point theyre better than 1 trillion friends”. Sparkling water represents their restless, bouncing, slightly chaotic energy—constantly changing layouts, tweeting from class, and tweaking out in “I cannot stop tweaking out today so I'd just like to say that if anything feels wrong or bad to do Do NOT do it” and “im bored so im gonna chnage my layout again <3”. Finally, the lemon peel twist adds a sharp, petty, protective edge, because for all the sweetness they will absolutely drag people and cut off bad vibes—seen in “feeling extra petty today tbh who wants 999 vague tweets about how much i hate people that i knew 4 years ago” and their boundary-setting in “you don't need an explicit reason imo if it feels wrong, it's wrong… it's never worth it do not waste your time”. This makes The Yeager Brain Loop a light but caffeinated, sweet-tart, slightly weirdly-mixed drink—experimental, a bit dramatic, and unexpectedly comforting, just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Jaiden consistently shows a strong, outspoken moral stance and willingness to confront discomfort, which aligns most closely with Gryffindor. They openly reject bigotry even at a social cost, writing, “idc if people hate me or think I'm weird for being trans & gay I don't wanna be liked by homophobes anyway ☝️”, which is a very classic Gryffindor "stand up for what’s right" attitude. Their advice about unsafe or unhealthy situations is blunt and decisive—“if anything feels wrong or bad to do Do NOT do it… if being with your partner feels wrong or bad or scary for any reason, break up. trust me you'll thank yourself” and “you don't need an explicit reason imo if it feels wrong, it's wrong… it's never worth it do not waste your time”—showing a courage-focused ethic of self-protection and action over passivity. They also relish being a bit confrontational and "petty," saying “feeling extra petty today tbh who wants 999 vague tweets about how much i hate people that i knew 4 years ago” and “people are so fucking retarded no writing shit to me wont make me like you in fact that just gave me another reason to hate you”, which points to impulsive, fiery reactions more than diplomatic ones. Even their pride in bouncing back at school—“i was failing and falling behind at school but we are so back bro i got an A in maths and all my english grades are getting good agaainnn”—reads less as quiet studiousness (Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff) and more as triumphant comeback energy. Altogether, their boldness, readiness to defend their values, and emotionally intense way of engaging with people align best with Gryffindor.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
This song perfectly captures Jaiden’s rebellious and anxious experience as a 14-year-old navigating the chaos of high school and identity. He openly discusses his struggles with social hierarchy and school, tweeting that “people are so fucking retarded” and expressing a general wariness of others, much like the song's themes of teen angst. Jaiden also shares the specific brand of paranoia mentioned in the lyrics, admitting he is “genuinely wholeheartedly terrified theyre going to be hit randomly” despite never being hit before. His pride in his identity is clear as he states, “idc if people hate me or think I'm weird for being trans & gay”, echoing the song's spirit of non-conformity. Ultimately, his life consists of “Dying in english rn” and dealing with the 'scary' nature of adolescence.
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