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Lisa fits best because she’s introspective, emotionally intense, and uses art and media to process pain, much like this user quoting poetic, melancholic lines such as “As feridas doem e parecem que nunca vão sarar As mágoas corroem e nunca cansam de me atormentar” and “pra sempre presa ao passado pq tenho medo do que vai acontecer no futuro”. Like Lisa, they’re earnest and self-aware about struggling and rebuilding themselves, as in “Eu queria ser melhor, e eu to tentando Reconstruindo os cacos que quebraram no caminho”. Lisa also mixes seriousness with niche passions and nerdy obsessions, which matches this user’s deep dives into anime/manga and gaming, such as “ja comprei o mangá do geto so falta do toji e do megumi pra mim ter todos os meus favoritos” and “pqp tinha me esquecido de como é bom jogar de Thresh Eu amo esse boneco”. The user’s critical, somewhat jaded tone toward others and the world, for example “Sei que cês sao rappers Mas que tal parar de pegar seu fandom sub 15 Isso não é festa do Diddy”, echoes Lisa’s moral outrage and tendency to call things out. Finally, despite cynicism and dark humor—like “indo dormir 6 da manhã espero nao acordar tão cedo”—there’s a persistent desire for meaning and improvement that feels very Lisa-like rather than purely chaotic like Bart or apathetic like Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary or in small online circles (League, manga, Minecraft) rather than big social scenes, and there’s a running theme of emotional withdrawal and isolation, e.g. “indo dormir 6 da manhã espero nao acordar tão cedo” and the bio "never again". Their focus on Intuition (N) shows in poetic, abstract language about pain, memory, and meaning rather than concrete facts, like “São lapsos de memórias inerentes ao caos Fragmentos de histórias dentro do mesmo ser As vozes na minha cabeça tão me deixando mal Um colapso está prestes a acontecer” and “viva com seu inimigo e saberá o que habita em seu coração”. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: their tweets dwell on hurt, longing, and empathy, prioritizing emotional truth over detached logic, such as “Eu queria ser melhor, e eu to tentando Reconstruindo os cacos que quebraram no caminho Vejo nos olhares, tem muitos me julgando Mas ser a esperança faz do amor vizinho” and “As feridas doem e parecem que nunca vão sarar As mágoas corroem e nunca cansam de me atormentar”. Their lifestyle and tone show Perceiving (P) rather than structured Judging: lots of late nights, gaming marathons, and impulsive choices (e.g. “fiquei metade da madrugada ate as 5 da manha jogando urf com mi amigo”, “vou vender essa porra de conta minha do wild rifit pra comprar logo meu cosplay do aiku fds”) with very little evidence of long-term planning or rigid organization. Taken together—introspective isolation, heavy emotional and poetic expression, and a spontaneous, somewhat chaotic lifestyle—this aligns best with INFP.

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Iowa | League & anime enthusiast with a cat, a cosplay wishlist, and too many 4 a.m. queues. Once got chat-banned mid-climb and still hit the next rank.– @Deewdrop7

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This cocktail is strong and slightly unhinged, like someone who games all night and still has enough energy to scream about champs, from “vou seguir os concelhos dos meu amigos e procurar outro main pq o hwei tá horrível 💔” to “Wild Rifit falindo e a riot automaticamente começa a dar RP de graça e anuncia 300 skins da Seraphine essa empresa é uma piada”. The overproof gin with dark tea and orange peel is the intense, stylish aura behind posts like “Talento= aura” and the endless anime/cosplay love in “ja comprei o mangá do geto so falta do toji e do megumi pra mim ter todos os meus favoritos”. Campari brings a beautiful bitterness for lines like “Não acredito em amor São diferentes dores” and “quem luta por todos sempre morre sozinho”. Espresso vermouth keeps it nocturnal and rank-queue-coded, echoing “fiquei metade da madrugada ate as 5 da manha jogando urf com mi amigo” and “indo dormir 6 da manhã espero nao acordar tão cedo”. The smoked salt & chili drops are the sharp, aggressive humor of “a lingua da puta lotada de sal” and “vc é menos aura menos ego cara, você é um sapo”, while the burnt orange and sugar shard garnish show that under all the edge and lyrics like “As feridas doem e parecem que nunca vão sarar”, there’s still a sweet, dramatic core trying to rebuild: “Eu queria ser melhor, e eu to tentando Reconstruindo os cacos que quebraram no caminho”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong streak of self‑preservation and hardness that fits Slytherin. In one tweet they frame a harsh choice as survival, saying “foi questão de sobrevivência pra fazer oq eu fiz”, which aligns with Slytherin pragmatism rather than Gryffindor idealism. They’re openly ambitious about their hobbies and image, planning things like “vou vender essa porra de conta minha do wild rifit pra comprar logo meu cosplay do aiku fds” and flexing ‘aura’ and ego themes in posts such as “Talento= aura” and “vc é menos aura menos ego cara, você é um sapo”. There’s also a darker, fatalistic edge and comfort with violence in imagery like “Deuses e humanos ficam muito parecidos Principalmente com uma bala na cabeça” and “Enquanto a faca entra, corta minha pele… Eu morri por você”, which fits Slytherin’s intensity more than Hufflepuff’s warmth. Finally, their bio “never again” and lines such as “pra sempre presa ao passado pq tenho medo do que vai acontecer no futuro” suggest a guarded, defensive mentality – classic Slytherin self‑protection around deep emotions.

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A well‑fitting song for them is Duality by Slipknot, because it blends emotional pain, anger, and resilience in the same way their timeline does. They openly show exhaustion with love and connection, as in “Não acredito em amor São diferentes dores” and the bio “never again,” which matches the song’s theme of being worn down by hurt. Their tweets often circle back to death and emotional rupture, like “Enquanto a faca entra, corta minha pele / Quando minha morte começa / Eu quero saber que estava morrendo por você / Eu morri por você”, echoing the song’s “I push my fingers into my eyes” self-destructive catharsis. At the same time, they show a will to keep going—“Lembro bem quando eu caí… Mas a fênix ressurge”—which fits Slipknot’s mix of despair and stubborn survival. Finally, their mention of Slipknot with “YEN do Slipknot ta sendo uma música torturante de se ouvir agr” shows they already connect deeply with that band’s emotional tone, making Duality a natural soundtrack for their vibe.

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