Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Vulnerability: Shares suicidal thoughts and mental health struggles (e.g., Łatwiejsza jest śmierć..., Potrzebuję pomocy)
- Passion: Displays intense enthusiasm for football, especially Bologna (e.g., Bologna wygrywa 2 0..., OR SOLINI! BOLOGNA...)
- Humor: Uses memes, jokes and playful language (e.g., xDDDD, MEMORIES BROKEN TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN)
- Creativity: Creates game reviews and artistic posts (e.g., Moja gra miesiąca, Próbuje Iron Harvest)
- Advocacy: Promotes LGBTQ rights and equality (e.g., Unia dała nam małżeństwa jednopłciowe w Polsce!)
Weaknesses:
- Self‑harm Ideation: Frequent suicidal statements (e.g., Zabijcie mnie, Łatwiejsza jest śmierć...)
- Impulsiveness: Uses profanity and angry outbursts (e.g., Ależ w komentarzach wysryw nazioli ja pierdole, Kurwa Żyd Trzaskowski)
- Negativity: Often expresses bleak or hateful sentiments (e.g., Nie chcę żyć w tym kraju, Nienawidzę menszczyn)
- Polarization: Targets specific groups with hostile language (e.g., nazioli, pedały, Żyd)
- Over‑sharing: Repeatedly discloses personal crises, potentially overwhelming audience (e.g., multiple pleas for help, mental health details)
Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak
The user repeatedly expresses suicidal thoughts and deep depression, similar to Moe's frequent hopelessness and occasional attempts at self‑harm. For example, they tweet 'Łatwiejsza jest śmierć. Niech już przyjdzie i mnie uwolni' and 'Zabijcie mnie. Proszę', echoing Moe's line, 'I think I'm going to kill myself.' They also describe being ignored by a psychiatrist, 'Smutne, że psychiatra mnie ghostuje,' which mirrors Moe's loneliness behind the bar. Their constant profanity and cynicism, as in 'Ależ w komentarzach wysryw nazioli ja pierdole,' matches Moe's abrasive language. While Moe is not explicitly queer, his feelings of being an outcast and his self‑destructive coping mechanisms align with the user's expressed alienation and desire to disappear.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user frequently shares raw, personal feelings such as "Zabijcie mnie. Proszę." indicating a strong introverted feeling orientation. Their tweets often focus on abstract ideals and future social change, e.g., "Błagam o rewolucję francuską naszych czasów", reflecting intuitive processing. They prioritize values and empathy, as seen in "Unia dała nam (pośrednio) małżeństwa jednopłciowe w Polsce!" showing a feeling decision style. The spontaneous, unstructured posting style, like "Just got hit" and "Mood", points to a perceiving lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Bologna goal at the 2-minute mark? Because my heart just sprinted to the top of the scoreboard.
- I don't have a bottle of estrogen, but I can give you the same rush you get when Orsolini scores—let's celebrate together.
- Your feed shines brighter than the Przemyśl coat of arms and our rainbow flags—mind if I add my own splash of color to your palette?
- If life were an Iron Harvest mission, I'd pick you as my co-pilot—ready to storm the battlefield and steal each other's hearts.
- How about a joint adventure: we catch Wisła's next match, grab a coffee in Bologna, and let our stories travel across Poland's rainbow sky?
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Your new Twitter bio
Polish football fan, gamer & LGBTQ+ advocate (they/them). 🎮⚽️ Once got tackled by a Bologna mascot. Here for memes, music, and mental‑health chats. 🌈– @def_not_vac
Your signature cocktail
Bologna Rainbow Goal
The base of the cocktail is Campari, a bitter Italian aperitif that mirrors the user's raw frustration and dark thoughts, like the tweet "Łatwiejsza jest śmierć. Niech już przyjdzie i mnie uwolni". A generous pour of Żubrówka Bison Grass Vodka adds a distinctly Polish spirit, echoing the user's prideful declaration "Unia dała nam (pośrednio) małżeństwa jednopłciowe w Polsce! 🇵🇱🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️". Fresh blood‑orange juice brings bright, citrusy optimism and a splash of color, reflecting the hope for gender‑affirming care seen in "Ciekawe czy jeszcze w tym roku dostanę estrogen". Blue Curaçao swirls in a vivid blue, creating a rainbow‑like hue that celebrates the user's LGBTQ+ identity, as shouted in the profile "V*c🇵🇱🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️". A drizzle of grenadine adds a sweet, red finish, a nod to the user’s football passion and triumphs like "Bologna wygrywa 2 0 z Napoli!!!", tying together the bitter, sweet, and hopeful flavors of their complex vibe.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
The user repeatedly confronts hateful groups and openly defends queer people, showing classic Gryffindor bravery, e.g., "Ależ w komentarzach wysryw nazioli ja pierdole". They also demand social change and refuse to be silenced, as seen in "Błagam o rewolucję francuską naszych czasów. Błagam..." and "Mój najmniej lubiany dzień w roku, dzień marszu patoprawicy ... Jak ja tych kurw nienawidzę". Their willingness to share personal mental‑health struggles publicly, such as "Potrzebuję pomocy. Nie wiem jak długo wstrzymam jeszcze w tym ciele...", also reflects the courage to face inner demons. This combination of outspoken defiance, fighting oppression, and daring self‑disclosure aligns most closely with Gryffindor values.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user frequently expresses feeling like an outcast and deep despair, as seen in tweets like "Łatwiejsza jest śmierć. Niech już przyjdzie i mnie uwolni" and "Nie chcę żyć w tym kraju". The lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo" from Radiohead's "Creep" mirrors their self‑identification as a misfit, echoed in statements such as "Nienawidzę menszczyn" and "W moim życiu tego nie doczekam…". Their constant struggle with gender dysphoria and desire for acceptance, for example "Życzę to sobie i Wam kochani" and the use of LGBTQ flags, aligns with the song’s theme of longing to be seen for who they truly are. The mix of depressive thoughts, frustration with society, and occasional attempts at humor (e.g., "O kurwa ale mocne xD") reflects the emotional swing that "Creep" captures so poignantly. For these reasons, "Creep" by Radiohead best fits the complex, alienated yet yearning mood of @def_not_vac.
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