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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Her tweets are filled with witty and self-deprecating humor, like 'muito humilhante vc ter que abrir o cu pra mulher passar cera quente enquanto responde perguntas sobre a própria vida.'
- Hardworking: She often shares her long and grueling workdays, such as 'Irmãs ontem saí pra trabalhar às 3h da manhã fiquei o dia inteiro sem internet voltei pra casa 19h da noite.'
- Creative: Her love for costume design and cinema, as seen in 'queria que todo dia fosse eu no camarim costurando roupa' and 'eu só me inscrevi no vestibular pra cinema porque em 2021 eu assisti hacks,' highlights her creative nature.
- Relatable: She connects with her audience through everyday struggles, like 'Gente não estou disposta a tomar banho e lavar o cabelo hoje vou ficar devendo irmãs amanhã é outro dia.'
- Supportive: She values friendships and camaraderie, as shown in 'Gente é bom ter colo de amigo pra chorar sério parece que restaura.'
Weaknesses:
- Overworked: Her tweets about exhaustion, like 'Ai irmãs morrendo muito cansada caída,' suggest she may struggle with overworking herself.
- Self-Doubt: She occasionally expresses insecurity, as seen in 'Meu deus que saudade de ir pra escola😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.'
- Procrastination: She admits to putting off tasks, as in 'Gente hoje não quero saber de risada depois do trabalho... preciso entregar minhas coisas da iniciação científica que tem prazo pra amanhã!!!'
- Frustration: She sometimes vents about work challenges, like 'Hoje decidiram gravar no meio de chuva torrencial no meio do barro.'
- Impatience: She shows impatience in tweets like 'Toda vez que eu entro no site da contem1g pra comprar a sombra electric purple ta fora de estoque será que a Júlia petit me odeia?'
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
She shares Lisa's mix of intelligence, creativity, and a touch of cynicism. Her love for cinema and costume design mirrors Lisa's artistic side, and her sarcastic humor, like 'Stupid ass bitch,' aligns with Lisa's wit. Both are hardworking and sometimes overwhelmed by their responsibilities, as seen in 'eu em pé 15 horas por dia e minha professora querendo falar de relatório.'
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Her tweets showcase her extroverted and creative personality, like 'Hoje eu ensinei o diretor de fotografia que toda vez que ele quisesse convidar alguém pra fumar um cigarro ele deveria dizer “vamo baforar.”' She is intuitive and values connections, as seen in 'Gente é bom ter colo de amigo pra chorar sério parece que restaura.' Her humor and ability to adapt to challenges, like 'Hoje decidiram gravar no meio de chuva torrencial no meio do barro,' reflect the ENFP's spontaneous and optimistic nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a costume design? Because you’ve stitched yourself into my heart.
- Do you believe in love at first tweet, or should I reply again?
- You must be a Prince vinyl, because you’re a rare find I’d treasure forever.
- Are you a barbed wire? Because you’ve left a mark on me I’ll never forget.
- Is your name Erykah Badu? Because 'I guess I was born to make mistakes' just to meet you.
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Your new Twitter bio
Costume designer in chaos | Lover of cinema, music, and absurdity | Laugh now, cry later | Once sat on barbed wire and lived to tweet about it | DM for vibes 🌟– @defi_ciente
Your signature cocktail
The Barbed Wire Martini
This cocktail represents her sharp wit and humor, as seen in 'Marco do set: sentei no arame farpado e furei a bunda.' The vodka reflects her boldness, the olive brine adds a touch of her salty sarcasm, and the bitters highlight the struggles she faces with humor. The lemon twist is a nod to her ability to find the bright side, as in 'there’s always a bright side.'
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Her hardworking and supportive nature aligns with Hufflepuff values. She shows dedication to her work in 'queria que todo dia fosse eu no camarim costurando roupa' and values friendships, as seen in 'Gente é bom ter colo de amigo pra chorar sério parece que restaura.' While she has a humorous and sarcastic side, her loyalty and work ethic make her a clear Hufflepuff.
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Work Bitch - Britney Spears
Her tweets about her demanding work life, like 'eu em pé 15 horas por dia e minha professora querendo falar de relatório,' align with the song's message of hard work and perseverance. The upbeat and empowering tone of the song matches her resilience and humor in the face of challenges.
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