Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong emotional investment in teams and players, e.g. “Fuck this franchise bro” and multiple live reactions during Bills games.
- Self-aware humor: Uses himself as the joke, like retiring a bit in “retiring from this shooting shots in women's replies gimmick” and joking about gym class disasters in “Tore my achilles / Got jumped in the locker room”.
- Political conscience: Speaks out on social issues, calling ICE a terrorist organization in “ICE is a terrorist organization and deseves to be abolished” and criticizing inaction by politicians.
- Tech interest: Shows enthusiasm and awareness about hardware and software, counting down to a new MacBook in “5 days until my 2025 MacBook Air…” and critiquing CoD/2K design in “black ops 7 might deadass b the worst video game i've played”.
- Creative expression: Regularly crafts vivid, memorable scenarios and jokes, like “this is the future of web development” and the comedic siege-water challenge in “buy 20 bottles of water and drink an entire one for every siege ranked match i lose”.
Weaknesses:
- Violent language: Frequently jokes about or wishes injury/death, e.g. “life when lamar jackson finally gets a career ending injury” and “So what are we throwing on the grill when his ACL gives in”.
- Harassment tendency: Targets specific players/people with repeated hostility, such as the ongoing Brandin Podziemski hate in “Baddest bitch i've ever known…could cheat on me and i woudnt hate her more than i hate brandin podziemski” and multiple Podz injury fantasies.
- Extremist jokes: Uses extreme geopolitical or terror rhetoric for humor, like “Nuke all of denver” and “Fuck terry pegula I'll fly to buffalo and boom him myself”.
- Impulsive aggression: Reactively lashes out when frustrated, as in “FOOTBALL FUCKING SUCKS ANYWYA”, “I CANT FUCKING HAVE SHIT”, and screaming at James Cook in “JAMES COOK **** YOURSELF”.
- Disrespectful language: Frequently uses slurs and demeaning phrases, e.g. “NFL actually stand for Niggaz Fa Life” and calling players “fuck nigga” in “FUCK NIGGA FIRST DOWN”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This account most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and always turning frustration into jokes. The user is constantly trolling and wishing cartoonishly bad things on sports figures, like when they say “life when lamar jackson finally gets a career ending injury” and “when the warriors are down by 50 but podz starts clutching his knee in pain”, which fits Bart’s prankish, mean-but-playful streak. Their over-the-top hatred bit, e.g. “Baddest bitch i've ever known...could cheat on me and i woudnt hate her more than i hate brandin podziemski” and calling the profile a “podz hate account”, mirrors Bart’s habit of obsessing over enemies (like Principal Skinner) in a comedic way. At the same time, they show flashes of real-world awareness and anti-authority politics, like calling ICE a terrorist organization in “ICE is a terrorist organization and deseves to be abolished”, which aligns with Bart’s rebellious moral core. The mix of juvenile humor, constant sports-game meltdowns like “FOOTBALL FUCKING SUCKS ANYWYA”, and chaotic internet posting energy is very Bart-coded rather than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly perform for an audience, dramatizing emotions and conflicts in public, like the over-the-top sports meltdowns and bits, e.g. “MOVING FORWARD: @DefNotDon is STRICTLY a BASKETBALL PAGE.” and the joking threat, “Ngl if yall ever got a problem with me fly to NY and come kill @krayisguy about it”. Their humor is highly Intuitive (N), full of exaggeration, hypotheticals, and absurd scenarios rather than concrete detail, like “this is the future of web development” over a meme image and wild conditional jokes such as “if drake maye collapses on the field tonight ill pledge my allegiance to the state of israel on camera”. They lean Thinking (T) in style: they’re blunt, cutting, and sarcastic rather than tactful, e.g. “Baddest bitch ... could cheat on me and i woudnt hate her more than i hate brandin podziemski” and repeated hostile jokes about players, yet they also show principled outrage about systems, like “ICE is a terrorist organization and deseves to be abolished.”. Their life comes across as Perceiving (P): impulsive challenges and shifting interests—planning to drink a bottle of water for every game loss (“This saturday i am going to buy 20 bottles of water and drink an entire one for every siege ranked match i lose”), rage-switching from football to baseball (“all gridiron talk is now banned on my page forever it's baseball season”), and jokingly declaring new page rules in the moment. Overall, the combination of loud online presence, abstract/absurd humor, sharp detached reasoning, and flexible, spur-of-the-moment lifestyle best fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You counting down to that 2025 MacBook Air like it’s the rapture, but I promise I’ll load into your life faster than that M4 boots up on Friday.
- You hate Brandin Podziemski so much that if he ever slid in your girl’s DMs, you’d laugh—so how about you skip the heartbreak arc and let me be the Brandin you *don’t* wanna see injured courtside?
- You said football fucking sucks anyway, but I’m ready to be your Josh Allen jersey—loyal, present in the bad losses, and still the one you reach for on gameday.
- If ICE is a terrorist organization and capitalism shouldn’t be a thing, then it’s only right we redistribute affection—starting with 100% of my attention going straight to you, comrade.
- You demolishing french tacos, chicken bowls, Dunkin, and still talking about drinking a bottle of water for every Siege L… how about we queue duos, I’ll hard-carry, and our reward is you letting me take you out for a W that doesn’t fit in a tweet thread.
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Buffalo sufferer, hoops addict, future MacBook Air power user. Once tore my Achilles in gym class and still finished the game.– @DefNotDon
Your signature cocktail
The Podz Hate Highball
This cocktail is loud, obsessive, and a little unhinged, just like the timeline that can go from “FOOTBALL FUCKING SUCKS ANYWYA” to “gameday” in a heartbeat. The overproof dark rum is the pure, undistilled rage behind posts like “Fuck terry pegula I'll fly to buffalo and boom him myself” and the constant Bills heartbreak. Cold brew coffee captures the late-night gamer grind and Siege misery in “this is how more than 2 hours of ranked siege feels like”. The chili-honey syrup represents the mix of sweetness and venom in lines like “Baddest bitch i've ever known … could cheat on me and i woudnt hate her more than i hate brandin podziemski” and the relentless Podz agenda from this self-proclaimed “podz hate account”. The zero-sugar energy drink nods to the chaotic, over-caffeinated diet in “zero sugar red bull to top it off” and the tech-gamer life hyped for that “2025 MacBook Air… M4 16GB RAM”. Finally, the football-shaped ice cube with bitters is a slow-melting reminder of how this franchise keeps breaking them, from “Fuck this franchise bro” to “I CANT FUCKING HAVE SHIT”, leaving a lingering, bitter aftertaste—just like Bills fandom.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: intensity, fixation on enemies, and a ruthless, win-at-all-costs mindset. Their obsessive, almost gleeful focus on opponents getting hurt is very self‑aware and targeted, like when they say “life when lamar jackson finally gets a career ending injury” and fantasize about scenarios such as “when the warriors are down by 50 but podz starts clutching his knee in pain”. The way they cultivate a whole identity around hating certain players — their bio says “podz hate account” and they tweet things like “Baddest bitch i've ever known… could cheat on me and i woudnt hate her more than i hate brandin podziemski” — shows an intense, almost strategic channeling of emotion rather than random outbursts. There’s also a streak of provocative, dark humor and willingness to cross lines to make a point, as in “if drake maye collapses on the field tonight ill pledge my allegiance to the state of israel on camera” and “Fuck terry pegula I'll fly to buffalo and boom him myself”. Even their joking "threats" and mock-militant rules for their page — “MOVING FORWARD: @DefNotDon is STRICTLY a BASKETBALL PAGE… Mention the Buffalo Bills… or ANY NFL franchise… = HIDDEN… BLOCKED” — reflect a controlling, boundary‑setting personality that fits Slytherin’s assertiveness and territorial nature more than Gryffindor’s idealism or Hufflepuff’s warmth. While they do show wit and some political conviction, the dominant traits are sharp-edged, vengeful, and highly driven by personal grudges, aligning them most with Slytherin.
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Hate Bein' Sober - Chief Keef ft. 50 Cent & Wiz Khalifa
A fitting song for @DefNotDon is Hate Bein' Sober by Chief Keef, because it captures loud, chaotic, sports-obsessed rage and dark humor all at once. They constantly vent extreme frustration at sports and specific players, like when they say “FOOTBALL FUCKING SUCKS ANYWYA” and “Fuck terry pegula I'll fly to buffalo and boom him myself”. Their bio, a “podz hate account”, and tweets like “Baddest bitch i've ever known... couldn't hate her more than i hate brandin podziemski” and “when the warriors are down by 50 but podz starts clutching his knee in pain” show that a large chunk of their personality is built around exaggerated hate and trolling. The song’s aggressive, carefree energy mirrors the way they talk about injuries and collapse as entertainment, like “life when lamar jackson finally gets a career ending injury” and “So what are we throwing on the grill when his ACL gives in”. At the same time, their timeline swings between sports rage, gaming complaints, and wild intrusive thoughts—seen in “black ops 7 might deadass b the worst video game i've played” and “This saturday i am going to buy 20 bottles of water and drink an entire one for every siege ranked match i lose”—matching the reckless, chaotic lifestyle energy of the track.
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