Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares strong feelings, from anger to joy, like “TO CHORANDO MUITO” and “FELIZ ANO NOVOOOOOOO”.
- Affectionate: Expresses deep love and tenderness toward partner and friends, e.g. “IMAGINA ENFIAR 5 DEDOS… TESAO Q EU SINTO PELA MINHA NAMORADA” and “meu amor meu moranguinho ❤️”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated reactions and jokes to entertain, like the long laugh in “LKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and teasing in “a bunduda e a sem bunda”.
- Passionate-fan: Shows intense dedication to idols and games, e.g. farming hard in “vou farmar igual uma cachorra sim pq eu vou ter minha columbina SIM” and excitement about Jeongin’s hair in “to doida pra saber qual cor o jeongin pinto o cabelo”.
- Socially-conscious: Criticizes cruelty and waste, as in “tanta gente passando fome pra esse merda desperdicar comidw e ainda humilhar ela desse jeito”, and rejects right‑wing views in “imagina ser de direita q mico”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequent insults and curses, such as “porra puta que pariu… queria q todos morresswm” and “oh nojera”.
- Impulsive-anger: Reacts explosively when frustrated, for example “na moral to mt puta” and “nossa vtmnc”.
- Graphic-sexuality: Shares very explicit sexual details in public, like “IMAGINA ENFIAR 5 DEDOS E NAO SER SUFICIENTE…”, which can be uncomfortable for some audiences.
- Self-destructive-humor: Uses dark or self-harm related lines as jokes, e.g. “life is unfairr kill yourself or get over it”, which can normalize harmful ideas.
- Judgmental-tone: Talks about others in a very dismissive way, like “aiq nojo dessa guria nojenta na moral” and calling people “merdas” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They come across as emotionally intense but also thoughtful and opinionated, which aligns well with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa going on rants about injustice, they complain about corporations and unoriginality in pop culture, as in “odeio a hybe mano sejam originais pfv” and criticizing waste and humiliation in “tanta gente passando fome pra esse merda desperdicar comidw e ainda humilhar ela desse jeito”. They’re very invested in music, media, and niche interests—Jeff Buckley, k‑pop, games, last.fm—which mirrors Lisa’s deep, sometimes obsessive passions, for example “eu to muito triste mas apenas o jeff buckley me entenderia” and “MEUS ALBUM SCROBBLED”. There’s also a mix of melancholy and dramatic self-awareness similar to Lisa’s more depressive episodes, visible in “life is unfairr kill yourself or get over it” and “e i pior natal da minha vida”. Despite the vulgar humor and chaotic tone (more Bart-like on the surface), their sensitivity, moral judgments, and intense fandom brain read much closer to a very online, grown-up version of Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): their timeline is highly outward-focused, full of reactions to people, fandom drama, friends and partner, and they openly share intense emotions and experiences like “IMAGINA ENFIAR 5 DEDOS E NAO SER SUFICIENTE PRA CONTROLAR O TESAO Q EU SINTO PELA MINHA NAMORADA” and social complaints such as “porra puta que pariu me arrepndi de gastar 150 reais com esses merdas esses filhos da puta queria q todos morresswm”. Their style shows Intuition (N): they frequently speak in exaggerated, imaginative, and symbolic ways instead of concrete detail, e.g. “se a laurinha nascer em um desses dias… ta comprovado” and whimsical labels like “a bunduda e a sem bunda”, plus dreamier references to aesthetics and characters. They are strongly Feeling (F): judgments are based on likes, dislikes, and moral/emotional reactions rather than structured argument, such as empathic outrage in “tanta gente passando fome pra esse merda desperdicar comidw e ainda humilhar ela desse jeito” and personal sadness in “eu to muito triste mas apenas o jeff buckley me entenderia”. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): their tweets are impulsive and in-the-moment—lots of sudden decisions like “vo baixar alice in madness” or “vou farmar igual uma cachorra sim pq eu vou ter minha columbina SIM”—and they complain when things go wrong rather than showing structured planning, as in “ai senhor tudo dando errado hj e o dia mal comecou”. Putting this together, their expressive, emotional, imaginative, and spontaneous online personality best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You farming ‘igual uma cachorra’ pra pegar a Columbina e o Neuvi is so real… but have you considered pulling for one more 5★? Hi, I come with guaranteed soft pity and permanent butchfemme synergy.
- You said life is unfair, ‘kill yourself or get over it’—plot twist: option 3 is let me cook you peixe frito with farofa and listen to Jeff Buckley while we complain about HYBE and bad fanfics together.
- If you can cry in front of Max Verstappen clips, Genshin gacha results, AND your bias’ hair color, I feel like I should be the next safe place you ugly-cry at—preferably while we watch ‘Ainda Estou Aqui’ and ‘Edifício Master’ on my shoulder.
- You want a blue ring neck named Dvalin; I want a chaotic Scorpio who screams VTMNC on the timeline and loves hyunin and butchfemme dynamics. Statistically speaking, we are each other’s limited banner.
- You wrote ‘VAO TER Q AGUENTAR ESSA FEMINIA COREANA BBS’ about your own energy, but I’m ready: let me be the namorada you can’t control even with five fingers—emotionally, I mean. The tesão I’ll handle on a patch-by-patch basis.
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Marie | music, K‑pop & games | once cried over a gacha pull and a Jeff Buckley song on the same day | opinions loud, heart soft– @defthornies
Your signature cocktail
ButchFemme Dreamcore Fizz
This cocktail is a chaotic, glittery mix for the k‑pop trash romantic who screams about her girlfriend and idols in the same breath, like when she yells about her Korean femme side in “VAO TER Q AGUENTAR ESSA FEMINIA COREANA BBS”. The soju base nods to her Hybe/k-idol obsession in “odeio a hybe mano sejam originais pfv”, while strawberry liqueur is for the soft, devoted lover in “meu amor meu moranguinho ❤️”. Blue curaçao mirrors her dreamy, slightly nerdy side wanting a blue ring neck named Dvalin in “quero ter um ring neck azul pra colocar o nome dvalin”. The spicy ginger syrup brings the unfiltered rage and caps-lock drama from “na moral to mt puta” and her feral horniness in “IMAGINA ENFIAR 5 DEDOS E NAO SER SUFICIENTE PRA CONTROLAR O TESAO Q EU SINTO PELA MINHA NAMORADA”. Finally, sparkling lemonade keeps it fizzy, immature and hopeful, fitting her dramatic but ultimately playful energy in “FELIZ ANO NOVOOOOOOO” and proudly queer vibe in “I 🩷 butchfemme”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Marie shows strong Gryffindor-style intensity and impulsiveness in how loudly she reacts to things she feels are unjust or irritating, like when she explodes about wasting money and calls the targets “esses merdas esses filhos da puta” in “porra puta que pariu me arrepndi de gastar 150 reais com esses merdas esses filhos da puta queria q todos morresswm”. She’s very willing to stand firmly by her tastes and moral reactions in public, for example when she criticizes behavior she finds cruel in “tanta gente passando fome pra esse merda desperdicar comidw e ainda humilhar ela desse jeito”, which shows a confrontational sense of justice typical of Gryffindor. There’s also a bold, unfiltered way of talking about desire and relationships, like in “IMAGINA ENFIAR 5 DEDOS E NAO SER SUFICIENTE PRA CONTROLAR O TESAO Q EU SINTO PELA MINHA NAMORADA”, that suggests courage in emotional expression rather than caution or self‑protection. Even when she’s frustrated with fandoms or companies, she doesn’t hedge her opinions, as in “odeio a hybe mano sejam originais pfv ATE OS GRIPOS DEMTRO DA EMPRESA SE COPIAM N EH POSISLVE ISS”, which aligns with a Gryffindor’s tendency to call things out head-on. While she has moments of loyalty and sentiment, the dominant pattern is fiery, outspoken, and driven by strong gut feelings, making Gryffindor the best fit.
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Your song
Venus as a Boy - Björk
The best fit for @defthornies is Venus as a Boy by Björk, which they themselves highlight with affection in “venus as a boy”. The song’s dreamy, intimate, slightly chaotic tenderness mirrors how they talk about love and desire, like in “IMAGINA ENFIAR 5 DEDOS E NAO SER SUFICIENTE PRA CONTROLAR O TESAO Q EU SINTO PELA MINHA NAMORADA” and “minha minha minha so minha”. Björk’s blend of softness and intensity also matches their mix of vulnerability and drama, seen when they say “eu to muito triste mas apenas o jeff buckley me entenderia” and “life is unfairr kill yourself or get over it”. Their aesthetic and emotional world is romantic, melodramatic, and a little surreal, which lines up perfectly with the ethereal, sensual atmosphere of Venus as a Boy.
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