Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Caring friend: Wants to send friends flowers and show love, e.g. “im thinking of sending my bsfs flowers for valentines... but im broke” and “i will take any excuse to send my best friends flowers i love them sm”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes this is a vent space and clarifies context, e.g. “this is a vent account u only hear when i hate him a little bit” and questioning needing therapy in “i think i need therapy”.
- Protective mindset: Sets boundaries around minors and influence, e.g. “dni under 16” and “i dont want to have to censor myself or worry about influencing children”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and playful phrasing even in stressful contexts, e.g. “only suicidal on tuesdays” and laughing mid-struggle in “People on #shedtwt can be so funny yall got me giggling mid sesh and mid fast”.
- Responsible student: Still pushes through school responsibilities despite stress, e.g. “time to make a powerpoint presentstion for the firsg time since i was like 15” and “i swear our prof just got bored and decided to give us the longest assignments EVER.”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: Calorie fixation and pro-ED environment, e.g. “ana diary”, “MY BMI IS DOWN TO 16.9 OMG”, and code to track calories in “WRITE A PYTHON CODE TO HELP ME CALCULATE THE CALORIES IN THIS COFFEE”.
- Self-destructive: Talks about self-harm and urges, e.g. “been sh clean for a few days might break it tn who knows” and “my god i wish i was the youngest i hate having a younger sibling” paired with intense self-hatred about body and weight.
- Suicidal ideation: Expresses wanting to die, e.g. “i genuinely want to die.”, “i wish id just drop dead rn pls”, and “if i wasnt religious id have killed myself by now”.
- Low self-esteem: Harsh self-judgment about appearance and worth, e.g. “what id do to have slender stick arms fml” and “looked like i ate a horse for breakfast every day”.
- Emotional volatility: Rapid mood swings and intense reactions, e.g. going from affectionate sign-offs like “goodnight shedtwt love u all <3” to explosive frustration in “i fucking give up i give up i hate you and i give up” and “i cant fucking do this anymore my own brain feels like a trap”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, high-strung, intelligent, and emotionally overwhelmed. Like Lisa, they’re academically engaged and perfectionistic, stressing over assignments and projects as seen in “time to make a powerpoint presentstion for the firsg time since i was like 15” and “i swear our prof just got bored and decided to give us the longest assignments EVER.”. They have strong opinions about ethics and boundaries—refusing to follow minors and criticizing purity culture in “purity culture” and “PLEASE people of #shedtwt START PUTTING YOUR AGES IN YOUR BIO I CANT DO THIS OMG”—which fits Lisa’s moral seriousness. Their emotional volatility and sense of being overwhelmed, expressed in tweets like “im not even exaggerating i cant fucking do this anymore my own brain feels like a trap” and “i genuinely want to die.”, mirror Lisa’s tendency toward existential despair. Even their tenderness toward friends and family, such as wanting to send friends flowers in “i will take any excuse to send my best friends flowers i love them sm”, aligns with Lisa’s caring but overburdened personality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often mention exhaustion and overwhelm rather than seeking big social stimulation, and their account is framed as a vent/diary space, e.g. calling it an “ana diary” and saying this is where you only hear when she vents about her boyfriend: “yall i swear my bf is super cute this is a vent account u only hear when i hate him a little bit”. Their attention to inner meaning, symbolism, and self-image over concrete facts points to Intuition: lines like “beauty is a knife” and “i want to be small enough that eyes widen just to take me in” show metaphorical, idealized thinking more than straightforward, sensory description. They are strongly Feeling-oriented: they focus on how people make each other feel, value inclusion, and react emotionally to perceived insensitivity, e.g. “people who arent careful abt making sure everyone feels included” and frustration at her boyfriend for not understanding the emotional importance of a Valentine’s gesture: “is it so crazy to fathom that smth that seems meaningless to you could actually mean smth to someone else”. Despite some planning around calories and assignments, her lifestyle and tone read more Perceiving than Judging: she frequently describes emotional swings and spontaneity (e.g. maybe breaking SH clean streak: “might break it tn who knows”, and napping for the first time in years on impulse: “i think i might nap for the firsy time in three years.”) rather than rigid structure. Taken together, this suggests INFP: introverted and diary-like online presence, idealistic and metaphorical language about beauty and relationships, emotion-driven reactions to others’ behavior, and a somewhat spontaneous, go-with-the-mood approach to daily life rather than a tightly organized, highly scheduled one.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here making Python code to calculate latte calories, but I think we really need a script that measures how fast my heart rate spikes every time you tweet about your day.
- You clenched through Kazakhstan’s entire men’s figure skating program—want to come over and judge my form next? I can’t promise a triple axel, but I can guarantee a 10/10 for ‘falls for you.’
- Your grandma called you a skeleton and your dad said you look like a figure skater; I just think you look like someone I’d happily spend a too-small-apple-plate evening with.
- You said you ‘only’ get suicidal on Tuesdays, but if I got to help you pick non-rose flowers for your friends and listen to you rant about Valentine’s expectations, I’d fight to make every day feel a bit less Tuesday.
- You chopped your hair from down-your-back to shoulder length and threatened to ‘crash out’ if it grows—how about we compromise: if it keeps growing, you let me take you out so we can both spiral over it together in person.
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Your new Twitter bio
18 • uni + code + coffee. Once wrote Python to count latte calories. Here for figure skating debates, bird supervision, and occasional oversharing.– @deftoeses
Your signature cocktail
The Shedtwt Skeleton Sour
Meet The Shedtwt Skeleton Sour: sweet, sharp, and just a little unhinged in the cutest way. The base is vanilla & musk-oud infused vodka, a nod to their love of smelling soft and luxurious: “i love smelling like vanilla and misk oud”. A strong black coffee reduction captures their exhaustion and code-writing, jittery focus: “idk why im crying… my own brain feels like a trap” and “WAIT GUYS I JUST HAD SUCH A GOOD IDEA IM GONNA WRITE A PYTHON CODE”. Rosewater & apple cordial brings in the soft-romantic friend/bf vibes and their apple plate for dad: “my dad asked me for apples last night 😛” and their obsession with gestures and flowers: “i will take any excuse to send my best friends flowers i love them sm”. A whisper of condensed-milk foam sits on top—tiny but intense—referencing their calorie anxiety around sweetness: “why the fuck did no one tell me how many calories are in sweetened condensed milk im gonna throw up.”. Finally, edible silver shimmer makes it glitter dangerously, like the way being called a skeleton is somehow both praise and a curse: “my grandma just hugged me and then called me a skeleton 😋” and their haunting line “beauty is a knife”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show a very analytical, problem‑solving mindset that points strongly to Ravenclaw. When worried about calories, they don’t just obsess; they design tools, like when they say they’re “gonna write a python code to help me calculate the calories in this coffee” and then celebrate that they “[MADE] THE CODE” (“WAIT GUYS I JUST HAD SUCH A GOOD IDEA IM GONNA WRITE A PYTHON CODE TO HELP ME CALCULATE THE CALORIES IN THIS COFFEE. BRB.”, “I DID ITTT I MADE THE CODE”). They also notice and question details others might ignore, like scrutinizing whether a body‑editing video is real or “glitching” (“is her waist glitching or am i desperate to cope?”, “a clearer video ! I REALLY WANT TO KNOW IF ITS EDITED OR NOT theres no glitch on this one but,, ”). Even in casual topics, they’re reflective and concept‑driven, such as musing about societal dynamics between minors and adults (“At some point non minors have become more afraid of minors than minors are of non minors and i cant tell if that pushed us forward or backwards as a society”). This pattern of curiosity, analysis, and using intellect to manage their world aligns most closely with Ravenclaw over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a friend - Billie Eilish
The best-fitting song is Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish, because it mixes dark humor, intrusive self-destructive thoughts, and a numb, haunted tone that matches how they talk about themselves and their body. Their bio (“bmi 16.9 ✧✧✧ ana diary ✧✧ dni under 16 ✧ only suicidal on tuesdays”) mirrors the song’s casual, eerie approach to pain and self-harm. Tweets like “i genuinely want to die.” and “im not even exaggerating i cant fucking do this anymore my own brain feels like a trap i swear to god if i wasnt religious id have killed myself by now.” echo the song’s central theme of being tormented by your own mind. At the same time, they joke and aestheticize their struggles, like “People on #shedtwt can be so funny yall got me giggling mid sesh and mid fast”, which fits the song’s unsettling blend of playfulness and horror. Their fixation on being extremely small, as in “i want to be small enough that eyes widen just to take me in”, also resonates with the song’s obsession with disappearing and becoming nearly inhuman.
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